The Birds (Hunting season open since 1963).
The Birds (Hunting season open since 1963).
The Birds (Hunting season open since 1963).. Member reactions:
I hope behind Hitchcock is Minimalist Movie Posters.
I think the whole poster was meant to be minimalist, but it is not disqualified so must be OK.
Another one that I thought would not qualify though also well done. Top 5 congrats
Top 5 - congrats, Andrew. It's a bit borderline rule-wise. I'd make the poster the main focus here, not the background, then it'd be perfect - say Hitchcock holing a poster in front of him

Funny Christopher Columbus opens America for Kim Jong Un

Christopher Columbus opens America for Kim Jong Un
Member reactions:
. To Macdonald's, me hearties, to America.
Might be what poisoned him hahahaha. Woody congrats

Funny Red Square Grand Opening

Red Square Grand Opening
Location, location, location.
Member reactions:
Love it, but what is the dark gray area around the Kremlin's red star.
That was "artifact" that I couldn't see on my monitor. Evidently it's time for an upgrade. Thanks for pointing it out. Fixed now.
Great view... lovely fireworks and good idea in new opening

Funny Championship opening

Championship opening
Brazil police, protesters clash as World Cup begins
Member reactions:
Very news-driven chop, Luciano. Gonna use it as a themepost for a new contest

Funny Open Your World, Open Your Can

Open Your World, Open Your Can
since 1873

Funny Open to rats

Open to rats
Cronut Bakery Dominique Ansel Shut Down For "Severe Mouse Infestation"
Member reactions:
Rats are celebrating the rock on party,Mind blowing
Good composition... rats are crazy and angry to see the bakery closed good chop well done
Remind me not to go there Great job Luciano

Funny Never Open An Alien Rocket

Never Open An Alien Rocket
Never.
Member reactions:
Terrific. What's the name of the rocket . ( I don't know alien language yet )
плохо, что идет бум
Yikes. I can feel the radiation emission from this chop. Well Done. and so is the curious rocket inspector. Great Idea.
Opening Alien rocket turns you to become one of them great work using the green fumes and aliens hovering around him good one
Such a great story. Love it, love the textures.
Congrats on the win, Hitz. As a bonus you get a golden rocket and a ticket to Mars
So busy I am getting behind. Newsey. I'd go too. Thanks NM, Doc, Alias, Luciano, Icy, Rajesh, Armatien, Jim, Splatshot, and Evirio.
Hey, Hits, that translated message hardly makes sense ("bad that we go, bang")
I replied to the Google translator "Bad thing that goes BOOM." in reply to you. Lol and that is the translation it gave me hahahahaah that is so funny. Thanks Pat and Bob.
Usted es bienvenido. He estado disfrutando de los concursos de los últimos tiempos. Pero voy a frenar un poco. Gracias por el buen cumplido usted.
My goodness, I love this one, you rock as always. Congrats on the win...

Funny I declare the Winter Olympic Gays opened

I declare the Winter Olympic Gays opened

Funny Freaking News Will Open A Pizzeria

Freaking News Will Open A Pizzeria
Yes, Gordon Ramsay will be the head chef.
Member reactions:
This will be the new jackpot in 2014 at FN
Awesome Very tasty feeling hungry One Butter Freaking Pizza for me...
The toppings include: jury stars, trophies and vote stars. Payments accepted in FN credits only
News In Pictures Jackpot winner will get these pizzas Looks well baked and embossed
Thanks, Newsy. We all look forward to eating some "Freaking Pizza."
hey Pcrdds .. you did well lately .. great to see your stats full with trophies Congrats on Silver
Thanks, Tim. Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Jim. Thanks, Mr. K.

Funny Woman Driving an Open Air Car in the Sky

Woman Driving an Open  Air  Car in the Sky
Seat belts weren't standard equipment back when this photo was taken.
Member reactions:
I really like what you have done here Did you color the original.
The foreground pic was bw. The plane and background pics were color to start but I converted them to bw. Then added color tints to all.
Kewl. No seat-belts back then. But they already had Air-brakes.
Outstandingly cool LunaC, it gives one a sense of vertigo, huh. That is real pearls when you can pull that off. Nice retro vintage feel as well. Congrats, one of your best and certainly in my top Freaky Chop list.
Congrats on the gold, Luna. I love your vintage style chops.
Congrats on the Gold cup, to Freak Show. Very very well done, nice work.
Good stuff Luna....well deserved GOLD.....

Funny Tennis US Open

Tennis US Open
For the moment I checked outside my window to see if hell froze over, when I've read that US Open officials finally confessed that tennis is all about showbiz and money to them. The idea is as old as the world - you take some game people like, attract the world's best players with tons of cash, and make even more cash from tickets and advertisements. The official total payout (men's and women's play) for the US Open is 18.5 million dollars. That's payout, folks, the tiny part of the US Open profits that goes to players. And in gratitude for making all this cash, the US Open boss usually slaps a winner's ass and says: "Good job earning me enough money to buy half of Korea. See you next time!" And the winner would usually sigh and walk away in shame because he can't afford half of Korea, and can only buy 12 Ferraris, 8 mansions in California, and 1 tiny island in the Pacific Ocean. Needless to say, the guy feels like a total loser. And yet, he'll come back to play again and again because he's got bills to pay and gotta make ends meet. In this contest you are asked to photoshop one of the following: 1) Design new tennis equipment using items / materials that don't belong to tennis. You may also create advertisements based on using commercial products that normally don't belong to tennis. 2) Show alternative / unusual places where tennis can be played. 3) Photoshop works of art to include a tennis theme in them. 4) Show politicians / celebrities playing tennis poorly.

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