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Open to ratsFunny Open to rats
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Cronut Bakery Dominique Ansel Shut Down For "Severe Mouse Infestation"
Rats are celebrating the rock on party,Mind blowing
Good composition... rats are crazy and angry to see the bakery closed good chop well done
Remind me not to go there Great job Luciano


Never Open An Alien RocketFunny Never Open An Alien Rocket
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Never.
Terrific. What's the name of the rocket . ( I don't know alien language yet )
плохо, что идет бум
Yikes. I can feel the radiation emission from this chop. Well Done. and so is the curious rocket inspector. Great Idea.
Opening Alien rocket turns you to become one of them great work using the green fumes and aliens hovering around him good one
Such a great story. Love it, love the textures.
Congrats on the win, Hitz. As a bonus you get a golden rocket and a ticket to Mars
So busy I am getting behind. Newsey. I'd go too. Thanks NM, Doc, Alias, Luciano, Icy, Rajesh, Armatien, Jim, Splatshot, and Evirio.
Hey, Hits, that translated message hardly makes sense ("bad that we go, bang")
I replied to the Google translator "Bad thing that goes BOOM." in reply to you. Lol and that is the translation it gave me hahahahaah that is so funny. Thanks Pat and Bob.
congrats on the gold mr. hit. excellent work, if you master
muchas gracias por sus comentarios hacia mis trabajos , creame que son de mucha motivacion. usted es unos de los mas grandes que he conocido . exitos señor
Usted es bienvenido. He estado disfrutando de los concursos de los últimos tiempos. Pero voy a frenar un poco. Gracias por el buen cumplido usted.
My goodness, I love this one, you rock as always. Congrats on the win...

I declare the Winter Olympic Gays openedFunny I declare the Winter Olympic Gays opened
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Freaking News Will Open A PizzeriaFunny Freaking News Will Open A Pizzeria
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Yes, Gordon Ramsay will be the head chef.
This will be the new jackpot in 2014 at FN
Awesome Very tasty feeling hungry One Butter Freaking Pizza for me...
The toppings include: jury stars, trophies and vote stars. Payments accepted in FN credits only
News In Pictures Jackpot winner will get these pizzas Looks well baked and embossed
Thanks, Newsy. We all look forward to eating some "Freaking Pizza."
hey Pcrdds .. you did well lately .. great to see your stats full with trophies Congrats on Silver
Thanks, Tim. Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Jim. Thanks, Mr. K.

Open Air CruiserFunny Open Air Cruiser
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Seat belts weren't standard equipment back when this photo was taken.
I really like what you have done here Did you color the original.
The foreground pic was bw. The plane and background pics were color to start but I converted them to bw. Then added color tints to all.
Kewl. No seat-belts back then. But they already had Air-brakes.
Outstandingly cool LunaC, it gives one a sense of vertigo, huh. That is real pearls when you can pull that off. Nice retro vintage feel as well. Congrats, one of your best and certainly in my top Freaky Chop list.
Congrats on the gold, Luna. I love your vintage style chops.
Congrats on the Gold cup, to Freak Show. Very very well done, nice work.
Good stuff Luna....well deserved GOLD.....

Sinkhole Opens Up In ChicagoFunny Sinkhole Opens Up In Chicago
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A large sinkhole opens up in Chicago Looks like Obama, Eric Holder and Rahm Emanuel were caught in it.
It's not often nowadays that you can actually see politicians roll up their sleeves and get dirty. It's no wonder i see circles here too... must be from this pork & beans can.
Thanks, mac. Thanks, Newster. Thanks, Tim.

Open SeasonFunny Open Season
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Opening The DoorFunny Opening The Door
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o... lightning just hit the Chief's ceremonial staff. Bet that will curl his freaking feathers. nice one.

Another Racist Opens His MouthFunny Another Racist Opens His Mouth
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Racist Charlie Rangel Another Old Bigot still fanning the flames of hatred.
Nice caricature and good background lighting sources

The George Bush Library OpensFunny The George Bush Library Opens
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The George Bush Library is dedicated FYI: The "Library" is a playhouse that I covered with individual books.
You hit the nail on the head with this one. Great idea.
great view of Bush making the new library for himself.... lovely way the house is decorated and colorful good one
Silver Congrats Mr.Paul, Great job as always
Congrats on the Silver and the Bronze. By the way, were the books from your own liberry (ha).
Congrats on winning the silver and the bronze.
Congrats on your silver and bronze... I was blown away at George's "Library".
Sorry for my tardiness on congratulating you on both the Silver and the Bronze. Good stuff... They have had me mighty busy as of late. Haven't been able to spend much time on fun. Congrats, nice job. Next time, would it kill you to save room on the podium for me. Lol. ; )
Clever, hilarious, awesomely chopped. Congrats on the silver, Paul.

Tennis US OpenFunny Tennis US Open - For the moment I checked outside my window to see if hell froze over, when I've read that US Open officials finally confessed that tennis is all about showbiz and money to them. The idea is as old as the world - you take some game people like, attract the world's best players with tons of cash, and make even more cash from tickets and advertisements. The official total payout (men's and women's play) for the US Open is 18.5 million dollars. That's payout, folks, the tiny part of the US Open profits that goes to players. And in gratitude for making all this cash, the US Open boss usually slaps a winner's ass and says: "Good job earning me enough money to buy half of Korea. See you next time!" And the winner would usually sigh and walk away in shame because he can't afford half of Korea, and can only buy 12 Ferraris, 8 mansions in California, and 1 tiny island in the Pacific Ocean. Needless to say, the guy feels like a total loser. And yet, he'll come back to play again and again because he's got bills to pay and gotta make ends meet. In this contest you are asked to photoshop one of the following: 1) Design new tennis equipment using items / materials that don't belong to tennis. You may also create advertisements based on using commercial products that normally don't belong to tennis. 2) Show alternative / unusual places where tennis can be played. 3) Photoshop works of art to include a tennis theme in them. 4) Show politicians / celebrities playing tennis poorly.



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