Funny Oil Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Arctic Oil pictures -
Russia has claimed its rights to the Arctic and sent a submarine to the Noth Pole which will plant a capsule with Russian Flag into the Arctic seabed, claming the ownership of the area. Recent tests showed that Arctic seabed oil deposits total to 10-16 billion barrels of oil - as much as 25% of remaining "black gold" deposits on the planet.
At the moment no country posesses the necessary technology to extract oil from the Noth Pole seabed under 7 miles of water and ice, however it is only a matter of time before such technology is developed. With Arctic ice melting significantly in the last decades, the Polar area is becoming more open for exploration. Unites States, Canada and other countries are likely to dispute the Russian ownership of the Arctic and its fuel resources.
Photoshop anything related to extraction, refinery, and sales of the Arctic oil. Examples may include North Pole refineries on the ice, underwater gas stations, magazine covers about the event, changed names and logos of oil producers, and others.
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| Funny Oil Art pictures -
The price of oil may reach $100 as early as next year unless OPEC members
unexpectedly increase production.
Higher oil prices mean higher revenues for energy producers like
Exxon Mobil Corp., and higher costs and more bankruptcies among the
airlines. US and other oil importing countries may expect accelerated
inflation and devaluation of currencies.
Let us imagine that oil always ruled the world even in the medieval
days. Photoshop works of art (paintings, sketches, or statues) - to
include any elements connected to oil - refineries, gas stations, etc.
You are encouraged to show oil being worshipped, angels with gas
pumps, people praying for oil, etc. Feel free to change characters in paintings with politicians and celebrities.
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| Funny BP Oil Contamination pictures -
BP (British Petroleum) is under fire for creating the biggest ecological disaster in history. The spilled oil amount in Mexican Gulf is so massive that it's about to reach Florida while the BP's efforts to seal the oil tanker pipe have been unsuccessful. BP's shares lost over $40 billion (about 25% of their value) since the oil spill catastrophe.
Show how BP can spill and contaminate with oil about anything - famous places, products, food, movies, paintings, people and animals, etc. Try to include BP logo in your submissions. Here's a good example by Destonio.
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| Funny Oil Drinks pictures -
The price of crude oil has hit a record high of $81 this Tuesday, on fears of the supply decrease by OPEC countries, and the US dollar devaluation. The expected cut in interest rates by US Federal Reserve is going to affect the crude oil price further and economists predict a price of $85 per barrel soon. The United States remains the biggest energy consumer in the world market. If this trend continues, a can of oil is going to be more expensive than a can of Coke.
Remake famous drinks (milk, soda drinks, wines, mineral water, juices, etc.) to be made from oil, and gasolin. Try to come up with appropriate names and packaging (cans, bottles) for them (Coca Oil, Dr. Oiler, Mountain Oil, etc.), and show new marketing posters, billboards etc.
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| Funny Oil Can Morph pictures - You are asked to photoshop this oil can image in any way you like. This image was taken by hygglobert. We are asking you to use your creativity and create any new image using this oilcan. Part of the source image must be used in your entry. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Thanks to The Easter Bunny for sponsoring this contest and to hygglobert for supplying the theme photo. |
| Funny Oil Drinks pictures -
The price of crude oil has hit a 2.5 year high this week on news that the Libyan revolt had caused large disruptions in the OPEC nation's oil supplies — potentially up to three-quarters of output. If this trend continues, a can of oil is going to be more expensive than a can of Coke.
Remake famous drinks (milk, soda drinks, wines, mineral water, juices, etc.) to be made from oil, and gasolin. Try to come up with appropriate names and packaging (cans, bottles) for them, and show new marketing posters, billboards etc.
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 Spiderman Corrupted by Oil funny pictures - The true origin of the black Spiderman symbiote costume is revealed. It looks as if oil has corrupted him as well the rest of America. Please view full. / Super. Love the "oil tower" in the background / this is beautiful, and clever ,oil can ,, great picture. / pretty good, but the stars on the head could have been contoured to the shape of spidey's head a lil better. Nice oil drum. / Details : the reflection should be deformed ; the tar seems to flow the wrong way / great image . should there be a reflection of the oil can in the eyes, still this is quality by a mile . / Excellent entry Bee. Congrats on the trophy. / Hey, I think I know you. Welcome back, Bee, and congratulations on the bronze. / Congrats on the Bronze Bee.. I really thought this was one of Rain's entries.. Very nicely done..
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 Oil Rig House funny pictures - / Love the garage door too. I'd like to see that jumping pet car / Real nice presentation. Love the attention you payed to the perspectives... / this belongs to RIG-a-Toni the mafia Oil Don / Oddly, this was my first idea. Well done |
 Oil American Flag funny pictures - The President tells us that America is "Addicted to Oil" and within days Sells Americans out to the Oil Companies. Rep. Ed Markley speaks / Dang, I wish I'd thought of this. GREAT idea and VERY impressive work. / Amoco, oh Amoco, God shed his grace on Sunoco. And crown Shell Oil with BP, from shining oil slick to shining oil slick. / Oh SHELL..this will get Americans BP up.. / well the first two ones arent from the us so... but it a great idea and very very welll done
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 Con Oil funny pictures - / Mice, but could have used the Enron logo in their somethere. / I MEANT TO SAY NICE... / Very nice job. I believe you may add something to the whole presentation by matching the names with the faces as it threw me off a little when I first saw it. |
 Crucifiction Oil funny pictures - Oil has always been a controversial subject as this Bouguereau painting shows. original / Quality work. But I agree the subject may seem controvercial to some Christians. / The directions say: "Let us imagine that oil always ruled the world even in the medieval days. Photoshop works of art (paintings, sketches, or statues) - to include any elements connected to oil - refineries, gas stations, etc. You are encouraged to show oil being worshipped, angels with gas pumps, people praying for oil, etc. Feel free to change characters in paintings with politicians and celebrities." This is an old oil painting from 1897 depicting the middle east and a well known person from earlier times. It fits the directions perfectly. This is a parody, not a religious statement. This site is also a parody web site. The image is not meant to make anyone angry. If it does, you are taking it way too serious. / Everything we say and do these days is controversial. How about looking from the OTHER side of the coin.....That people make a bigger fuss over the price of oil/gas than they do religion. Maybe we should quit putting such great value on the stuff and more into the morals and values of society. I think this is an excellent chop as well as a powerful statement of values. Way to go hidden author. / I can see it would upset some, cause they see themselves in servitude to mammon and oil and this directly conflicts with the the message of Christ on many levels. Not many like to be shown their darkside and the hypocrisy of their thoughts, so they seek to blame and hate instead. I like it, it makes you think beyond the superficial. / A work of beauty alright. If it stirs people's emotions, you've got a hit. I like the burning oil well and rocket protecting a pipeline in the background. / Well I'm a catholic..and I really don't see nothing wrong with this picture..after all it is a photoshop image...I think it's a good chop.. / I would only worry about offending someone if this chop included Mohammad or something. Then these comment lines would be filled with fatwas or the like. Unlike the other religions, Christians can handle the parody. This is an excellent entry and no one should be offended. / Awesome choppage. The detail on the shirt is astounding. / i like the source image. hey,do you have a red one. |
 Cheese Car Oil funny pictures - / cheese oil for the cheese car, keep away from mouses / I second Skorpion's sentiment. Great cheese entry. |
 Barack Obama Swimming in Oil Disaster funny pictures - Obama Vows to Help Stop Oil Spill's "Assault" / ty for this picture.it shows the magnitude. / . Amazing shop. Is that the Atomic Dome from Hiroshima in the background, on the right. / Congrats on the gold AZRainman, Killer chop. / Thanks all That's the Whitehouse and the Potomac/Chesapeake Bay which is also becoming a dead zone, Lucian. D.C. Vows are false promises... / Stunning work, the black shark swimming in the oily sea is a great touch. Congrats on the win, AZ. / awesome work...love it..well deserved win / Love this chop AZ, it's a classic. The oily water, lighting, everything is perfect. |
 Oil Refinery Art funny pictures - Please view FULL for better detail Source--Rudolph Ernst's ElegantArab Ladies on Terrace at Sunset / Fair work, but I siggest to add some noise to the background to match the painting style, and decrease the background's opacity to show perspective. Maybe shift the background's color pattern to colder tones too. / Beautiful coloring match. Newsy tagged a good suggestion there. Great chop. Oil pool looks a wee bit off, but hard to pull off in a painting like this. / Excellent job. Gawd but the smell must be horrendous. |
 Oil Coke funny pictures - It's a Gas. / What KIND of coke. Nice blending -- looks just like old-tyme ad poster. / i think this IS an old time Coca-Cola poster... you really need to concentrate to see that pump is actually cola fridge... you should link original, so it is easier to find what did you actually do / another classic..man I miss those days...well so I'm old so what. / Congrats Franko, does this mean cars will develop diabetes and crave Big Macs too. hehe |
 Bp Oil Spill Kills Animals funny pictures - the so called spill is larger then my town and the town next to me.. its over 3 miles,, 3 miles of plankton.. 3 miles of dolphins,, 3 miles of whales,,birds ,angel fish , sharks,, and this 3 miles of hell, can travel. so its multiplied by the distance it travels.. it will cover the oceans ..the reefs ,, the home for millions of sea creatures. .. some we have yet to even discover...it will be swept up in the clouds . and cover the land,, it will oxygen deprive the plant life.. anyone getting the picture.. this is a planet altering event.. picture source / awesome,the whale spouting fiery oil is rally cool / i wasnt sure anyone could see that because of size requirements. thanks andwhat this event has really effected me / Great Pic. yes im greatly effected too. The needless suffering and death of countless life forms, ahh mankind does it again. bp should, should,.... go back in time. i hate the faceless industries. we dont deserve the wonderful natural world we are crapping on at every chance we get... / Very well done & so incredibly sad & miserable a situation. / I saw that pelican pic in my local paper today Just so sad Nice chop hidden.....says it all. / i cried for a long time after i saw that bird, i couldnt look into his eyes,but i decided to dedicate this and forever his would be remembered / looks like ,the bird are going to blow oils too.... great job. nice idea. / Top job Pree, congrads on a chop well done / Congrats on the gold preemiememe, awesome chop. Well done. / awesome piece, for a tragic scene the colours are beautiful, grats / A real beauty Pree. Congrats on your win. / thank you everyone im happy to win,,but what a sad event to try to portray / by the way * im looking to go to volunteer to help with the birds and other wildlife, i sent some emails out and ill let you all know whats happening. / Amazing chop Pree. Congrats on firts from the bee. bzzzzzzzz. |
