More Profitable Than Oil
More Profitable Than Oil
More Profitable Than Oil .

Funny Presents from Russia: Gas, Oil, Territorial annexation

Presents from Russia: Gas, Oil, Territorial annexation
Member reactions:
They are getting into the Christmas spirit.

Funny I am not feeling well. What's oil price today?

I am not feeling well. What's oil price today?
Putin's speech to the Federal Assembly is already well familiar combination of its anti-American paranoia, historical tales, hyper-nationalism and economic idiocy.
Member reactions:
That look on his face is priceless. He is truly stunned

Funny Arctic Oil

Arctic Oil
Russia Says Arctic Well Drilled With Exxon Strikes Oil
Member reactions:
Hilarious to see Penguins kept at work to drill oil from Artic
Cool beans. I like the penguins with helmets

Funny BP Oil Spill Caused by UFO

BP Oil Spill Caused by UFO
Edward Snowden also leaked some info about UFOs too.
Member reactions:
Looks like it could have popped up on the TV or monitor for real. Nice
Fantastic response time. My hats off to the rescue team.
Looks bit real well done in mixing the fire and the UFO
This sure looks familiar. I must have seen the original documents, but senility has since set in (ha).

Funny Hugo Chavez Player in the Politics of Oil

Hugo Chavez Player in the Politics of Oil
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/07/20/chavez-gasoline-rationing-plan-causes-uproar/ As home to the world's cheapest gasoline, Venezuela has long had to contend with the hemorrhaging of supplies as smugglers haul gas across the border to cash in where the fuel costs far more.
Member reactions:
Would be great if the rest of the oil companies would take a lesson from ol Hugo since we are not out of crude, we just have a lack of refineries. There hasnít been a refinery built in the good ol USA since 1978 if my memory recall is right.
One of the finest thing Hugo done for his country is Oil
Yep, credit where credit is due. He did manage to strong arm oilmen to quit the greeedy BS

Funny BP Oil Environment

BP Oil Environment

Funny Hillary Clinton with Canadian Oil

Hillary Clinton with Canadian Oil
Clinton Promises Clarity on Canadian Oil Sands Pipeline
Member reactions:
ok youll have to explain this one....why is john baird wearing a military police beret.........i gave you a 10....me thinks I know who did this......"we're not worthy.."
thanx robinbobin. the beret is just a Canadian symbol, nothing more

Funny Barack Obama's New Oil Commission

Barack Obama's New Oil Commission
Obama wants to increase oil production President Obama has assembled an astute team of experts to help increase U.S. Oil Production. Tim Robbins, Steve Carell, Sean Penn and Popeye The Sailor Man are just the men he needs.
Member reactions:
I think Popeye was one of the first Navy Seals too.....
Yes, he was, Disasterman. Glad I could make you laugh.
Ever onward El Prezidente & long-live Popeye the OilMan. Very crisp & clean rendition of this Asstoot panel.
Thanks, geriatric. Love your spelling of "astute." You're a funny dude.
geriatric. You're far from an idiot. Idiots can't write funny lines.
Thanks, g-man, but I didn't win anything.
Thanks, Newsy. Can't have an oil commission without Popeye.

Funny Barack Obama Soldier with an Oil Can

Barack Obama Soldier with an Oil Can
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Funny Oil Drinks

Oil Drinks
The price of crude oil has hit a 2.5 year high this week on news that the Libyan revolt had caused large disruptions in the OPEC nation's oil supplies ó potentially up to three-quarters of output. If this trend continues, a can of oil is going to be more expensive than a can of Coke. Remake famous drinks (milk, soda drinks, wines, mineral water, juices, etc.) to be made from oil, and gasolin. Try to come up with appropriate names and packaging (cans, bottles) for them, and show new marketing posters, billboards etc.

Funny BP Oil Contamination

BP Oil Contamination
BP (British Petroleum) is under fire for creating the biggest ecological disaster in history. The spilled oil amount in Mexican Gulf is so massive that it's about to reach Florida while the BP's efforts to seal the oil tanker pipe have been unsuccessful. BP's shares lost over $40 billion (about 25% of their value) since the oil spill catastrophe. Show how BP can spill and contaminate with oil about anything - famous places, products, food, movies, paintings, people and animals, etc. Try to include BP logo in your submissions. Here's a good example by Destonio.

Funny Oil Drinks

Oil Drinks
The price of crude oil has hit a record high of $81 this Tuesday, on fears of the supply decrease by OPEC countries, and the US dollar devaluation. The expected cut in interest rates by US Federal Reserve is going to affect the crude oil price further and economists predict a price of $85 per barrel soon. The United States remains the biggest energy consumer in the world market. If this trend continues, a can of oil is going to be more expensive than a can of Coke. Remake famous drinks (milk, soda drinks, wines, mineral water, juices, etc.) to be made from oil, and gasolin. Try to come up with appropriate names and packaging (cans, bottles) for them (Coca Oil, Dr. Oiler, Mountain Oil, etc.), and show new marketing posters, billboards etc.

Funny Arctic Oil

Arctic Oil
Russia has claimed its rights to the Arctic and sent a submarine to the Noth Pole which will plant a capsule with Russian Flag into the Arctic seabed, claming the ownership of the area. Recent tests showed that Arctic seabed oil deposits total to 10-16 billion barrels of oil - as much as 25% of remaining "black gold" deposits on the planet. At the moment no country posesses the necessary technology to extract oil from the Noth Pole seabed under 7 miles of water and ice, however it is only a matter of time before such technology is developed. With Arctic ice melting significantly in the last decades, the Polar area is becoming more open for exploration. Unites States, Canada and other countries are likely to dispute the Russian ownership of the Arctic and its fuel resources. Photoshop anything related to extraction, refinery, and sales of the Arctic oil. Examples may include North Pole refineries on the ice, underwater gas stations, magazine covers about the event, changed names and logos of oil producers, and others.

Funny Oil Art

Oil Art
The price of oil may reach $100 as early as next year unless OPEC members unexpectedly increase production. Higher oil prices mean higher revenues for energy producers like Exxon Mobil Corp., and higher costs and more bankruptcies among the airlines. US and other oil importing countries may expect accelerated inflation and devaluation of currencies. Let us imagine that oil always ruled the world even in the medieval days. Photoshop works of art (paintings, sketches, or statues) - to include any elements connected to oil - refineries, gas stations, etc. You are encouraged to show oil being worshipped, angels with gas pumps, people praying for oil, etc. Feel free to change characters in paintings with politicians and celebrities.

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