The Neanderthal Affair
The Neanderthal Affair
The Neanderthal Affair. As long as we're fooling with the genetic makeup of celebrities, I felt we should put them to work. So ... there was New Jersey to pay before Adam & Eve... but evolution would never see the likes again of ... The Neanderthal Affair.
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Love how you made this movie poster. They were offensive to the gene pool, hahaha.
Glad someone caught that. I needed more time with this one. It never came together as it might have.

Funny Neanderthal In Chief

Neanderthal In Chief
It seems I'm the only one so far who has interpreted the contest to mean that we should show celebrities/politicians TODAY, who could have more Neanderthal DNA than others.
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That unibrow along with nose hairs and ear hairs scare me, hahaha.
Neanderthals didn't believe in plucking or trimming, Newsy. .
Another improvement - ha. Congrats on the Silver.
Congratss PCRDDS..... I especially love his head
If you actually read the directions it gives you an unfair advantage.
I read it as an either-or, Doc. I thought about a modern setting. Congrats on the silver, you made me laugh.

Funny Kremlin's Neanderthals

Kremlin's Neanderthals
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None of them have any Neanderthal features, hidden.
None of them have any Neanderthal features, hidden.
Not sure what's going on here, but they're having fun.
Dear Paul, All Russian executives for last 20 years have Neanderthal features already without Photoshop.
Russia is a barrel of oil, a country with a third level economy (even not second). Oil prices go down and Russia goes down too. Russian currency, ruble, is collapsing. What's next. History is repeating itself but in a different dimension. Starvation of population, a new revolution and new "Putin" or "Yeltsin" as a result. 20 years ago after the end of the communism, it missed its chance to integrate into the world of free economy like a normal partner and become a civilized country.
Doesn'f follow contest rules. Just my opinion.
Bwhahahahahaah, that's funny... Me thinks Wanderer had a political meltdown "Dear Paul, All Russian executives for last 20 years have Neanderthal features already without Photoshop." Yeah, so you took a little step off the rule page but looks like you had fun doing it. Hey, just express yourself. If we get it, then we get it. If we don't we don't. As long as we still have fun I was there in Moscow two weeks after the curtain came down and the people seemed like they were still dazed from coming out of perpetual nightmare. But they had a true anticipation of a better life. It seems everyone failed them and we have a massive test lab for socio-economists to study what happens when bad, greedy men seize power take advantage of a nation. I appreciate your passion, Wanderer
Decent composition, though some heads needs more work blending with bodies

Funny Obama The Neanderthal Loves Golf

Obama The Neanderthal Loves Golf
Even as a caveman he would had played golf.
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Excellent caricature but you should increase red in face.
Congrats, Hobbit. It was my favorite in the contest.
He looks happy with his new lok. Congrats on the Wood.
The one I was worried most about. Congrats on the woody cup in a contest full of top chops.
The only thing I would touch us here is match the face and body skin tones. Perfect otherwise. Congrats on the wood, hobbit.

Funny Neanderthal Thor

Neanderthal Thor
NEANDERTHOR..
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Should have scored higher. I think it would place way higher if it did not use this rather "modern" outfit for a Neanderthal

Funny Neanderthal and Modern Man Unite

Neanderthal and Modern Man Unite
Big Question is answered. Image sources Did They Boink
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TY Elegary. She took a lot of painting to get that pretty
WaO... the lip work and the hairy texture of her skin looks perfectly blended good work overall
... Beautiful Girl..her Mouth and Hair Style,Eye shadow is very funny
Surprised this did so well. I cut back to a really old illustrative style on the Neanderthal lady's face. Drew the mouth from scratch. That was fun. Thanks for the faith and comments Doc, Luciano, Balodiya, eric, rajesh, Sulli, Elegary, SS and Pat
I've seen some that looked that way, looks great, congrats on the win.
Fascinating news story, (always suspected there were Neanderthals among us... he he). Great job, Hitz. Congrats on the Bronze.
Oh me too, Champ. I just wasn't buying into the "Well, uhhhhh, they just went extinct." They were too tough and resourceful. Plus, all you have to do is look around a bit and you can spot the recessive genes in some people. It just never rang right or passed the smell test with me. Thanks Pat, Bob & Champ. Glad everyone liked it. I am delighted if you guys are... obviously
Great piece. May run a contest based on this news soon. Congrats on the bronze, Hits
Congrats on the bronze Tim. Priceless expression.

Funny Neanderthal

Neanderthal
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A little hair on the fingers would have worked better. Great Idea.

Funny Angelina Jolie Neanderthal

Angelina Jolie Neanderthal
Angelina loves children, maybe she will volunteer to be a surrogate. What an amazing addition to her Rainbow family.

Funny Neanderthal Robert De Niro

Neanderthal Robert De Niro
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Funny Neanderthal Celebrities

Neanderthal Celebrities
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Fantastic collection of the celebraties Awesome and very colorful like it

Funny Neanderthal Celebrities

Neanderthal Celebrities
Latest research findings show that the Homo sapiens interbred with the Neanderthals about 54,000 years ago, and as a result modern humans carry about 2 to 4% of the Neanderthal DNA. According to another recent study, the fraction of the Neanderthal DNA in modern humans is actually as high as 20%. Lets show what celebrities and politicians could be carrying a bit more Neanderthal DNA than the rest of us. Many thanks to opcrom for the themepost.

Funny Neanderthal Celebrities

Neanderthal Celebrities
Geneticists of Harvard University received millions of dollars of government grants to bring Neanderthals back to life. This will be done with the help of the excavated Neanderthal DNA that will be put into human stem cells, that will develop into Neanderthal embryo that will then be implanted into a surrogate mother. The last step is the most challenging one, says Harvard professor George Church, "We need to find a woman who is adventurous enough to become a Neanderthal surrogate mother and give birth to the first Neanderthal baby since they became extinct 33,000 years ago." So far there are no volunteers for the position of the surrogate Neanderthal mother, but Harvard is positive they will find her. "The surrogate 'Neanderthal mother' will get huge media coverage and will become famous. Plus the job pays really well too", adds Prof. Church. Show how celebrities or politicians could have looked if they were born Neanderthals.

Funny Neanderthals Among Us

Neanderthals Among Us
"The Neanderthals are not totally extinct, in some of us they live on - a little bit", says a landmark scientific study. It was previously thought that the Neanderthals were a separate line, and that all modern humans descended from a small population of Africans. However the current study proved that at least some of the modern humans still share parts of their DNA (genome) with the Neanderthals, which effectively means that that part of the ancient humans mated with the Neanderthals. Show what celebrities or politicians may have Neanderthal genome by photoshopping them as Neanderthals. Many thanks to AzureSky for the contest suggestion

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