Funny NASA loses moon landing tape pictures - Well, that's quite surprising isn't it? "Looking for over a year, and
still can't find the tape" is quite a statement worthy of world
leading Space agency fed with with billions of dollars from tax
payers. And to make matters worse, it's not just a tiny roll of tape, ... NASA says "there are over 700 BOXES of transmission tape from Apollo missing". After statements like that I wouldn't be surprised if
tomorrow NASA boss comes up with a statement "OK, found it. It was
under a couch." There's a speculation, however, that NASA people are "full of wit" and that the tape is
missing because the whole Moon landing was staged and filmed hoax, and
now they decided to get rid of the evidence. Well, not to worry,
folks, FreakingNews is here to save the world yet again. Let us help
NASA 'restore' the missing tape by showing the stills/photos of Moon
landing mission in its original "uncut version" showing all the
evidence that moon landing was a staged hoax. P.S. Since the time I first published this contest, NASA has published they now can't find their Shuttle Discovery either. Just kidding. But it's only a matter ot time, you know...
Funny Moon pictures -
The Lunar eclipse will be seen in the western hemisphere late Wednesday and early Thursday - recreating the eclipse that saved Christopher Columbus on February 29, 1504. Columbus correctly calculated the day of the eclipse and when his crew ran out of food and faced hostile local inhabitants in Jamaica, he told the locals that if they do not cooperate he would make the Moon disappear. After Columbus "made the Moon disappear", locals begged him to return the Moon to the sky, for any food and supplies he would need.
Photoshop the Moon any way you wish, or anything related to the Moon. Some examples are: merging the Moon with some objects, showing what life would be like if the Moon ruled the world, including the Moon in movies and paintings, etc.
Funny Russians on Moon pictures -
Latest ambitions of Russian President Vladimir Putin are no longer contained within this planet. As part of the renewed space program, Russian space agency announced that it plans to send their cosmonauts to the Moon and establish a permanent astronaut base there.
Russia's space program has suffered a dramatic decline in the 90s due to a lack of funds. Since 2001 Russia started taking space tourists on their space missions with tickets selling for about $30 million. It has also launched satellites for other countries. Such role of Russia as a "space taxi" helped make solid financial injections into their space program over the last 6 years.
Photoshop anything connected to a Russian mission to the Moon. Examples may include showing how Russians would explore the Moon if they landed on it during the Soviet Union era, or nowadays. What if Russians were the first men on the Moon, superseding America? Show the photos of Russian moon missions and what a Russian moon base may look like. These are just some ideas, the "sky" is the limit.
Funny Full Moon pictures -
From the old times, people believed that the full moon strongly affects human behavior, causing higher birthrates, fertility, sleep walking, and suicides. Lunar phase days were also linked to werewolves, vampires, and witches. Police officers and emergency room staff nowadays consider full moon days especially unlucky and full of crimes and accidents.
Photoshop any of the myths associated with the full moon - use any existing myths or make up your own (believable or unbelievable) one. For example, show how the full moon affects celebrities and politicians, world events, markets, etc.
Many thanks for news1st for the contest concept.
Funny Moon Landing Hoax pictures -
On July 16, NASA made a statement that "the original recordings of the first humans landing on the moon 40 years ago were erased". In fact in 2006 NASA said that, all of a sudden, "over 700 BOXES of transmission tape from Apollo are missing". NASA has been searching for these tapes for three years, and on July 16 told the world that it found out what happened to these recordings - they got erased by mistake.
Well, that's quite surprising isn't it? There's a speculation, that NASA people are "full of wit" and that the tapes got erased because the whole Moon landing was staged and filmed hoax, and
now they decided to get rid of the evidence. Well, not to worry,
folks, FreakingNews is here to save the world yet again.
Let us help
NASA 'restore' the missing tape by showing the stills/photos of Moon
landing mission in its original "uncut version" showing all the
evidence that moon landing was a staged hoax.
Funny Moon pictures - Most people can remember the excitement of watching Apollo 11's incredible achievement of landing on the moon. In honor of their achievement, Photoshop what we might see on the moon in a few hundred or a few thousand years.
Funny New Moon pictures -
New Moon, the long-anticipated sequel to Twilight, is opening in theaters worldwide this Friday. In Australia and Europe, where it already opened, New Moon's midnight results were the highest grossing midnight screening since Star Wars: Episode 3. The third installment of the Twilight saga is already in production and the fourth is in the plans. New Moon is not getting good reviews from the movie critics, but fans love it, and the critics say - you'd have to do much worse to end this crush.
Photoshop New Moon movie any way you wish. Some examples are - edit/create New Moon posters, or design a poster for the next Twilight sequel.
Funny Full Moon pictures - Photoshop this full moon image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: reshaping the full moon, putting some objects and people on the full moon, putting the full moon into some unusual environment, using this full moon image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
You have 4 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Wojtek Wozniak and
Stock Exchange for providing the source photo.
Nike Moon Boots funny pictures - / Awesome is right. Having his foot just off the pattern in the ground was a nice touch. / love the touch of gold and the sharp shadow / I must agree, this one is very nicely done. / Hello. This is the Nike Co. Oh. Hello. We would like you to advertise for us. / how did u got this idea....superb...good work man..... / Nike calling: Houston, we've got no problem at all. / Welcome to FN, and congrats on your first entry and your first gold in one. / Good show, First Entry, First Gold... Congratulations. / Hey that is good .Love nike's. Good idea. Grannysarey
Moon Landing Hoax funny pictures - -August 12, 1969- 10:00 a.m. Armstrong: "Hey i will trash the damn tape. Come on Aldrin help me with my pants, because i can't do it with this freaking gloves" I hope u like it, please view full b4 vote / Sorta looks odd with the American Flag patch on the wrong arm, but still funny nonetheless. / Excellent job on the shorts. Nasa boxers are required attire on all space missions I think. / and there is the source of the mising tape, armstrong has it / Finally NASA and Armstrong were caught with their pants down Quality photoshop work here. Congrats with the gold. / wooohoooo...... my first gold trophy... Thanks God, avery voter and specially to Baimoo, JannaR, nytimes14, midian, allanpanisa, dali and NewsMaster for taking less than a minute to comment here, that means a lot for me. / i forget about it.... to make this calebration more special.... a combination of the gold trophy with the picture of the day / Congrats Skorpion, you finally get your first gold. / Great job - just love the shorts. Congrats on your gold / Thanks oz u know your words means a lot for me, and thanks for talk me about this great site... now i feel like i'm home. -->
Mooning funny pictures - If you look close you can see Uranus. / Excellent idea and execution. Congratulations on the gold, baba.
TomKat Bunk Bed Honeymoon funny pictures - Poor Katie... When Tom told her he wanted her on top all night she didn't realize he meant the top bunk at the house of a friends. What a way to spend a Honeymoon..... / Good thing because there is no moaning aloud / Man, I see some magazine next to his bed. Katie will have a good sleep this honeymoon
Moonwalk funny pictures - His moonwalk-training-shoes were found buried deep in the closet. / Very cool, and not even the least bit perverted. , nice chop. / Ingenious concept. I think we have a winner.
Russian Moon Landing funny pictures - If Russians landed first. / Very cool, and not even the least bit perverted. , nice chop. / Ingenious concept. I think we have a winner.
Moon Racer funny pictures - Everyone wants to get in on the action when there is a product sponsorship to be had... / How about a little respect for the dead.......1
HoneyMoon funny pictures - Honeymoons Worth Telling Your Grandkids About / You mooned it damn well. Fantastic entry / I'm being followed by a Moon Chateau Moon Chateau Moon Chateau ~Cat Stevens / This is really using the imagination. great entry. Sarah