Bulls++it men
Bulls++it men
Bulls++it men. Member reactions:
Hilarious. Please put asterisks in the title of the entry as well as in the poster title (BULLSH*T)

Funny Cage man of Caves

Cage man of Caves

Funny Neanderthal and Modern Man Unite

Neanderthal and Modern Man Unite
Big Question is answered. Image sources Did They Boink
Member reactions:
TY Elegary. She took a lot of painting to get that pretty
WaO... the lip work and the hairy texture of her skin looks perfectly blended good work overall
... Beautiful Girl..her Mouth and Hair Style,Eye shadow is very funny
Surprised this did so well. I cut back to a really old illustrative style on the Neanderthal lady's face. Drew the mouth from scratch. That was fun. Thanks for the faith and comments Doc, Luciano, Balodiya, eric, rajesh, Sulli, Elegary, SS and Pat
I've seen some that looked that way, looks great, congrats on the win.
Fascinating news story, (always suspected there were Neanderthals among us... he he). Great job, Hitz. Congrats on the Bronze.
Oh me too, Champ. I just wasn't buying into the "Well, uhhhhh, they just went extinct." They were too tough and resourceful. Plus, all you have to do is look around a bit and you can spot the recessive genes in some people. It just never rang right or passed the smell test with me. Thanks Pat, Bob & Champ. Glad everyone liked it. I am delighted if you guys are... obviously
Great piece. May run a contest based on this news soon. Congrats on the bronze, Hits
Congrats on the bronze Tim. Priceless expression.

Funny The Most Powerful Man In The World

The Most Powerful Man In The World
The most powerful man in the world Putin is first and Obama is second.
Member reactions:
Hilarious.... 1 and 2 Putin rocks... and Obama also Rocks
Nice Muscular Body. Yes they both are most powerful man at freaking.
OK for Putin nr.1 with those muscles...but Obama second is just a dream.
Ahhh another shirtless Putin. Made my day hahahahahaha. The contrast between the two is a riot
That news got me thinking it has to be chopped too. And you did a hilarious piece on it, Paulster.

Funny Pumpkin Man

Pumpkin Man

Funny Pumpkin Michelin Man

Pumpkin Michelin Man
Member reactions:
This is so well done, I think Michelin could use it for their ad poster - would do great for Halloween. The orange tire here is a cherry on top.
Thanks, Bob. Thanks, Newsy. It was a lot of work, but well worth the effort.

Funny California Man Finds A Giant Gold Nugget

California Man Finds A Giant Gold Nugget
A California man found a huge gold nugget worth $350,000 The man has refused to give his name or say where he found it. But, we know who he is and where he is, don't we.
Member reactions:
My O My what a really handsome guy. Hahahahaha. 350K nugget. Holy moly, outstanding. The biggest I ever saw a guy pull out of the San Gabriel river was a little bigger than a silver dollar and about 3x as thick. Excellent chop, GL
Nice Research done. Good to see the spots on his legs.
Good find of treasure.... so some are still lying in that gold mine . good work and well composed according to the story
Is there a map of the place,or cohordinates or is it possible to trace his cell via gps .
Congratulations on the gold. I am assuming you won. We have a little glitch going on in the next contest. Well done Doc hehe
Golden nugget wins the contest. Coincidence or pure magic. Congrats on the win, Paul - excellent work.

Funny Peyton Manning Breaks Touchdown Record

Peyton Manning Breaks Touchdown Record
Peyton Manning breaks Brett Favre's touchdown record It doesn't look like Brett Favre is too pleased with Manning breaking his record of 508 touchdown passes.
Member reactions:
Some problem of persective. Hand is behind the head on the right but is much greater than head.
The hand was purposely made bigger, luciano...to stress the fact that it's his most powerful weapon. And, it is NOT BEHIND the head. No problems with perspective, just perception.

Funny Mr Snail Man

Mr Snail Man
New meaning to the term snail mail, with full size snails.
Member reactions:
Brilliant concept. You might remove the part of the shadow that's on the wall since the snail and the hand don't have any shadows on the wall either
Nice job, but why did you remove the shadow from the shell too. There it's really needed, just not on the wall. Try to give the shadow a soft style with soft edges
Bows, The waiter expects gratuity *snicker*

Funny A Live Cricket Is Removed From Man's Ear

A Live Cricket Is Removed From Man's Ear
A doctor removed a live cricket from a man's ear
Member reactions:
Looking real, and real creepy. Excellent work
Not sure that is the only one because there is a lot of free space inside.
S--t happens. My mom had a beetle crawl into her skull and you never heard such blood curdling screams. Poor thing. I think this one is actually better than your gold winner but I am partial to oddball stuff . Technically flawless, this one. Well done
Thanks, Tim.

Funny One Man Movies

One Man Movies
Good Hollywood movies are getting ridiculously expensive. If years ago the price tag of $200 mil was a record breaker ("Titanic" 1997), today $200 mil or more is not uncommon for a decent movie. "Pirates of The Carribean" (2007) cost over $300 mil, half of which went to the movie stars (Depp, Bloom, Cruz, Knightley, and others). It's expensive to have many mega stars in one movie, but we have a solution for Hollywood which might help keep the costs down... Take any movie and photoshop one actor/actress playing all the roles in the movie (or at least all the roles in the chop). Show movie posters or movie scenes, but please note that it has to be one of the actual actors from that movie that will be playing all the roles (e.g. you can't make Johnny Depp play all the roles in "The Silence of The Lambs", because he was not there originally). Many thanks to IcyAllEyeCan for the contest concept.

Funny Bradley Manning

Bradley Manning
Bradley Manning, the man responsible for leaking thousands of classified documents to WikiLeaks, was sentenced to 35 years in prison today. There's a mixed reaction to his sentencing in the US. Some see Bradley Manning as a hero for uncovering the bitter truth and flawed practices of the government and the military. Others see him as a plain traitor who breached his military oath and betrayed his country. What's your take on this guy? Photoshop Bradley Manning any way you wish.

Funny Pac-Man

This week hungry little fella called Pac-Man celebrates his 32nd anniversary, and we still think of Pac-Man when we think of video games. There's a natural Pac-Man living in every one of us. Think about it next time you yawn, and look in the mirror. Pac-Man was born 32 years ago, when the future game's designer, Toru Iwatani was having dinner with his friends at one of the Tokyo pizzerias. When he saw the pizza after a slice had been removed, he was inspired by the shape, and came up with the idea of so shaped hungry little fella eating things. 15 months later Namco released Pac-Man. To celebrate the Pac-Man's 32nd anniversary photoshop Pac-Man any way you wish. Some examples are: 1) Pac-Man character(s) appearing in famous paintings, advertisements or products 2) Pac-Man character(s) appearing in the things they do not belong. E.g. Pac-Man-shaped tomato 3) Animals or people with Pac-Man like heads 4) "Pac-Man characters in real life" - take the game out of the screen and put them in real-life photos (eating real life things, chasing real life people and animals).

Funny Grumpy Man

Grumpy Man
Photoshop this image of grumpy guy (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: re-dress this grumpy man, make him walk in unusual places, use this grumpy man image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas. This is an Apprentice Contest. You are eligible to enter this contest if you have less than 5 golden trophies at Freaking News. You have 7 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Ed Yourdon for providing the source photo.

Funny Mannequin Man

Mannequin Man
This Friday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images. Photoshop this image of mannequin man in a shop (image credit: Ludovic Bertron) any way you wish. Some examples are - re-dressing this shop mannequin, mane the mannequin man perform some stunts, use this shop mannequin image in movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.

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