The makers of Gatorade recently offered famed singer Beyoncé a whopping 2-million dollars to grow a beard, work out regularly, and undergo hormone replacement therapy. Husband Jay Z subsequently negotiated a contract with the New York Knicks where in 2015 Beyoncé will play point guard and do halftime shows.
Here's hard proof that Katy is actually a dude. Member reactions:
Would be nice to get rid of the small white space in the top left corner
Totally freaked me Best expression with Hat..
No. Face brightness appears to be correct on both monitors I looked at. But thanks anyway.
Congrats on the win LunaC. Cool idea. The facial expression, haircut and mustache are a great mix.
Congrats on the gold, LC. I think it is super clean total pro but could be more masculine. Seems a wee bit A- ... ual But I could say the same about my own. Who cares, top chopping mate. Gold cup to prove it
Eugene Polley, inventor of the remote control, dies at age 96 Member reactions:
Great concept and good chop. Suggest: Some selective blurring on the faces of the clickers, to smooth out. SO - can now blame Mr. Polley for my incipient laziness.
Thanks Steve... now which of the buttons do you suggest need blurring. p.s. me'missus & I agree that the mute are the ones that get the most wear.
Not the buttons, just the black/gray body faces of the remotes, to the edges of the buttons. Buttons are A-OK.
OK, your suggestion made me smile, and gave me the idea that some of the buttons could get more wear... and i took it from there. Here's the source "pro" image Netflix remote - you'll see the body is shiney plastic whereas the buttons are dulled rubber. Cheers.
I like the way the remote is designed for everybody needs, and more funnier is the mute button if she complains its mutes ha ha ha lovely remotes good news link
Is it working now. how much it cost me hidden
Rajeshstar, take care... she can also decide to zap YOU if you nag HER. and Ericnorthend, they function splendidly and cost very little, but the batteries can get expensive 'cause you'll quickly want to use these contraptions 24/24+7/7. Thanks all.
TY I just about spit out me fritters when I thought of it.
Christine. Well hello stranger. Welcome back.You sure have been missed
. Heeey, Hits, chopping again, you sly. How's your hand.
Hand still hurts like hell-0. So does this score . ... like telling your best joke and the room goes quiet.
Well it is funny but it aint quality Hits, seen better from you, maybe ya should just keep resting up till ya got your "style" back
Hmmmm, okay, I see it. Your input is appreciated. Kellie. You got me thinking of how much quality do you need to deliver the message and still stay above 7.0. This one was a bit fuzzy because the source was practically a thumbnail and enlarged under protest But I have had technically flawless chops score even lower. I was thinking maybe the reason this didn't score at least a 7.0 was due to some prudeish reason taken by some voters that might find naughty chops like this offensive. I guess I just expected better reception solely on the humor aspect.... mainly the guys but it's great you thought it was funny too.
I thought it would of got a trophy...guess it's not funny week.
Well ya know what thought did Az, thought he farted and shat his pants
Guess not, AZ. I have a really crude and distincnt form of Westernized humor and am becoming more and more aware of the width of the chasm between cultures. There is a sweet spot or a common ground, just miss it once in a while. No biggie. Kellie... Aussie humor hahahahahaha
Didn't realise it was meant for a c*ck. I must learn more about American euphemisms
Nah Christine, you just need to let your mind roll in the gutter with mine for a while hhaahhha xo