Funny Kills Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Dressed to Kill pictures -
January 14 is National Dress Up Your Pet Day.
Since we at FreakingNews care for animal wellfare, we like you to give your pet (or any animal) a digital make over. After all, they are man's best friend and deserve it. Start up your editing programs and create the perfect attire for animals.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it is stylish enough for your pet's good taste and remember: "No animals were hurt during the process of this all"
In recognition of National Dress Up Your Pet Day, dress up pets or any animals.
Thanks to Doxieone for the themepost image and the inspiration :) |
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| Funny The Killing of Bin Laden: Alternative Versions pictures -
The statements from The White House on how Bin Laden was killed have changed quite a bit in the last two days. First it was "Bin Laden showed resistance and opened fire with his AK-47, used his wife as a human shield", then it changed to "Bin Laden showed unarmed resistance and used his wife as a human shield", and now it's down to "Bin Laden did not show resistance, and did not use any woman as a human shield, and the woman was not his wife after all. She ran to SEALS who shot her in the leg. She died (from bleeding?)."
Let's help The White House with their changing story and photoshop some alternative (possible or impossible) versions on how Bin Laden was killed, and what he was really doing then.
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| Funny What Killed the Dinosaurs? pictures -
Until recently, the most accepted theory of dinosaur extinction suggested that dinosaurs were wiped from the face of the planet because of the climatic changes caused by a gigantic asteroid hitting the Earth some 75 million years ago. However, the most recent research suggests that the dinosaurs were killed by disease carrying
mosquitoes.
The size of dinosaurs made them the biggest predators on Earth, but even the dinosaurs the size of a double decker could be infected and killed with a single mosquito bite.
Today you are to suggest your own theory of what really killed the dinosaurs. Try to be creative and don't be afraid to use even the most ridiculous scenarios of why the dinosaurs became extinct - smoking, drugs, Colonel Sanders, etc. Feel welcome to photoshop your theory as a book or magazine cover.
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| Funny Kill Bill pictures - Photoshop "Kill Bill" with the new cast members (polits/celebs), and/or design a sequel. |
 Bp Oil Spill Kills Animals funny pictures - the so called spill is larger then my town and the town next to me.. its over 3 miles,, 3 miles of plankton.. 3 miles of dolphins,, 3 miles of whales,,birds ,angel fish , sharks,, and this 3 miles of hell, can travel. so its multiplied by the distance it travels.. it will cover the oceans ..the reefs ,, the home for millions of sea creatures. .. some we have yet to even discover...it will be swept up in the clouds . and cover the land,, it will oxygen deprive the plant life.. anyone getting the picture.. this is a planet altering event.. picture source / awesome,the whale spouting fiery oil is rally cool / i wasnt sure anyone could see that because of size requirements. thanks andwhat this event has really effected me / Great Pic. yes im greatly effected too. The needless suffering and death of countless life forms, ahh mankind does it again. bp should, should,.... go back in time. i hate the faceless industries. we dont deserve the wonderful natural world we are crapping on at every chance we get... / Very well done & so incredibly sad & miserable a situation. / I saw that pelican pic in my local paper today Just so sad Nice chop hidden.....says it all. / i cried for a long time after i saw that bird, i couldnt look into his eyes,but i decided to dedicate this and forever his would be remembered / looks like ,the bird are going to blow oils too.... great job. nice idea. / Top job Pree, congrads on a chop well done / Congrats on the gold preemiememe, awesome chop. Well done. / awesome piece, for a tragic scene the colours are beautiful, grats / A real beauty Pree. Congrats on your win. / thank you everyone im happy to win,,but what a sad event to try to portray / by the way * im looking to go to volunteer to help with the birds and other wildlife, i sent some emails out and ill let you all know whats happening. / Amazing chop Pree. Congrats on firts from the bee. bzzzzzzzz.
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 Uma Thurman Kill Bill Birthday Cake funny pictures - / You can have your cake and eat it too, congrads master Xaos. / U-MAde this a one sweet chop. Brilliantly executed, but for a pro chopper Chaos this is a piece of cake. Congrats on the win. / congrats on the gold mate , it's was Awesome design . keep going / Thanks again folks. hahaha... good one Newsy, thank you. |
 Why Kill Us? funny pictures - Sources from Deviantart Story hope you like it / Excellent. I like how you divided the composition into the underwater and above the water parts - it's always a challenge and you did it superbly. / thanks alot newsmaster and pcrdds glad you both like my design .. / beautifull, one of my favorites from this contest / wooooow great work I agree with newsy / WOOW. This is Excellent work. LOVE IT. LOVE IT. This is my favorite. / Kratos,beautifull work as always,congrats on the win. Your pics are always a treat for the eyes. / Love the crying fish, excellent work...my congrats on the gold / hey guys thanks alot .. glad all you like my work , been loong time no works at all coz no free time , hope i will get more time for more contests / hey kratos the man, congrats on the golden win mate / Congrats on the gold, Kratos. You win this golden fish. / thanks salis , geriatric , newsy this one big fish newsy / Ecellent chop Kratos. Love it. Congrats on the gold.
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 Michelle Obama Kills Bin Laden funny pictures - Please view full Michelle makes the best faces / First time in my life that I'm proud to be an. / She looks like she gonna kiss somethin that smells bad n look at the sixr of those feet, good job on the chop the blending is great. / The look alone on her face sometimes could kill. Nice job here. / You have artfully nailed it. Brilliant. And with muscles like this Michelle would now give Arnie a run for his money, . / Congrats RW, nice modernization of Renault / Bronze sword for Pike, congrats. Bloody good one. |
 Taxes Kill funny pictures - / Poignant...the Guv'ment wants fresh meat for the Grinder. High marks. This would make a great magazine cover detailing the Tax issue. / Thank you so much to everybody, I am glad you like it. / Thank you Krrish, Sams, Passion, Balodiya, PSMandrake / They taxed his other half. Awesome work slicing a girl into two pieces. Love what you did with the money briefcase too. / Yes, they are bad guys and taxes everything. Thank you Newsy / Way to go sunshin3 , Gold all the way ... / Congrats on the gold Sunshin3. Great concept and execution. / Lots of thanks Chili, Pcr, Matthew I appreciate / faaaaaaaantastic work... congratulations for gold cup |
 Baby Kill Bill 3 funny pictures - Uma Thurman Expecting Third Child / Killer work. / another great mix, i like the your fantasy.... you are a great / Well done.... great job with the puppets and the teddy very conceptual and nice background used / So clear, perfectly placement of all stuff around / Ths so much Ricky , Rajeshstar & Ericnorthend ... / ohhh you made the belly chop....... excellent work,,,..((chili))) |
 Born to kill funny pictures - / Very cool in color and subject. But, why does the cat have still a human chin. / beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.. great job / Oh... two more cigarette left on the cap so well crafted like it / Good color and shadowing. nice work on camera at the top of the hat / Lovely idea and great image, I presume this is a cat human hybrid. / blackhole nice work ,,i love the grit and texture congratulations. ,,perrrrfect. |
 Killed by Falling Giant Toad funny pictures - "Believe it or not, there has been reports of our Queensland Cane Toads dropping down from the sky." / Frogs and toads most likely picked up in a waterspout or tornado and deposited many miles from where they originally were. Fish have been picked up by hurricanes or waterspouts and deposited hundreds of miles from the hurricane just a hint about flying fish, frogs and toads. exelent chop / Gawd I h8 toads horrible creatures they are...they just won't die Really well presented magazine. / , I like the smashed reporter here. Good cover work. / Wizzz .. was my favorite. just hilariousP. / A classic indeed.. Gratz on bronze Wiz mate.. / I have to say this one really cracks me up haha great and Congrats |
 Barack Obama and the Internet Kill Switch funny pictures - Obama internet 'kill switch' bill approved / The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. And Obama is the village idiot. / Thanks all I modified one of my old images, since this story is seemingly smells of totalitarianism. Disabling the net would kill the economy and I hope this bill does not pass. / It's BS asumptive powers like this that make this country weak and a meanace in the eyes of the rest of the world. What absolute arogance to presume control over a world resource. Great chop by the way. Recycling is popular these days hehee I have clipped a few images from the closet as well |
 Killed the Egg funny pictures - / indeedy Kell . the teeth are from a skeleton..............pacman.....ball ....round bone......thing as well / Yeh I sorta recognised the skull pacman from my travels / I got a set of plaster teeth impressions of my teeth from my dentist a couple of years ago and tried to make one............ I ran out of talent waaaaay before getting it finished / This beautiful, but I think it should present the sources, before anyone else did for you. / taita i spend all my time chopping from around 2000ish images i keep on file. I ALWAYS post sources when requested. the lovely kell posted them though which is just fine by me.and i have had one of the images on file for over 3 years and wouldnt know where to get original source url . I do it this way as i can chop on the laptop when away from home without the need for tinternet / This'l be one of those images that finds it's way round net pretty quick, congrats on your trophy John / Congrats on the bronze johnx1.. Cool work.. / Nicely done and congrads, John. It sort of looks alive, don't it . Weird, that. / Mark these words, not to confuse the voter. It's always good to present the sources. Congratulations on the bronze. / congrats on the bronze johnx1 great work |
