Funny Killed Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny What Killed the Dinosaurs? pictures -
Until recently, the most accepted theory of dinosaur extinction suggested that dinosaurs were wiped from the face of the planet because of the climatic changes caused by a gigantic asteroid hitting the Earth some 75 million years ago. However, the most recent research suggests that the dinosaurs were killed by disease carrying
mosquitoes.
The size of dinosaurs made them the biggest predators on Earth, but even the dinosaurs the size of a double decker could be infected and killed with a single mosquito bite.
Today you are to suggest your own theory of what really killed the dinosaurs. Try to be creative and don't be afraid to use even the most ridiculous scenarios of why the dinosaurs became extinct - smoking, drugs, Colonel Sanders, etc. Feel welcome to photoshop your theory as a book or magazine cover.
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| Funny Kill Bill pictures - Photoshop "Kill Bill" with the new cast members (polits/celebs), and/or design a sequel. |
| Funny The Killing of Bin Laden: Alternative Versions pictures -
The statements from The White House on how Bin Laden was killed have changed quite a bit in the last two days. First it was "Bin Laden showed resistance and opened fire with his AK-47, used his wife as a human shield", then it changed to "Bin Laden showed unarmed resistance and used his wife as a human shield", and now it's down to "Bin Laden did not show resistance, and did not use any woman as a human shield, and the woman was not his wife after all. She ran to SEALS who shot her in the leg. She died (from bleeding?)."
Let's help The White House with their changing story and photoshop some alternative (possible or impossible) versions on how Bin Laden was killed, and what he was really doing then.
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| Funny Dressed to Kill pictures -
January 14 is National Dress Up Your Pet Day.
Since we at FreakingNews care for animal wellfare, we like you to give your pet (or any animal) a digital make over. After all, they are man's best friend and deserve it. Start up your editing programs and create the perfect attire for animals.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it is stylish enough for your pet's good taste and remember: "No animals were hurt during the process of this all"
In recognition of National Dress Up Your Pet Day, dress up pets or any animals.
Thanks to Doxieone for the themepost image and the inspiration :) |
 Blackwater Security Kill Civilians funny pictures - Blackwater security accused of killing civilians. This is a must read story, war is not fair or always right, but this is just wrong.
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 Chuck Norris Killed Dinosaurs funny pictures - It's a scientific fact. / When asked where he trained to be a fighter, Norris replied: "the Sahara Forest." - "But isn't it a DESERT." - "It is NOW." / Back in the time of dinosaurs, they didn't have scales or rulers, so to measure exactly how big a dinosaur was, they would measure the number of roundhouse kicks it would take Chuck Norris to kill it. All dinosaurs are exactly ONE Chuck Norris big. That's not all dinosars as in each dinosaur, that's all dinosaurs as is ALL the dinosaurs. And that's why they are extinct. / Don't tell Huckabee about this. I'm sure he doesn't want to wind up like the other dinosaurs. |
 Road Kill Pizza funny pictures - Choice of Cottontail or Jack depending on availability. / Eeewww, gross. Macabre. Twisted enough for my 'taste'. Might offend some viewers, Oh Well. / Awesome. I do wonder if it taste like chicken and pepperoni. hahahaaa / "Rabbit Pizza. It's what's for Easter Dinner." / This is way toooo gross...however, in the way of constructive comments, I think the pie cuts should go right through the rabbit. / And, Jerry, you're a little sick and twisted, aren't you. / A pizza cutter won't cut through the hair and bone. We supply a clever to the customer. Thank you. / i had that last night,, it hit the spot,,,but was a lil gritty.... / I agree with MayUDream about the cut marks, but who gets the piece at 3 o'clock. / MayUDream - your constructive comment is making my belly jiggle. -
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 Killing Infidels for Dummies funny pictures - The other half of the equation. Socks used for terrorism. / DJ did it again Congrats on a great chop. |
 Terminator Killed Dinosaurs funny pictures - The Terminator Did It.. / And now he's the governor of the La Brea Tar pits. It's funny how that worked out. Good image, Mundo. |
 Kill Darth funny pictures - A Quentin Tarantino bloodfest with light-sabres and telekenetic mental powers... / Something about the Queen/Brides head just doesn't look right. The head dress might be distracting from the image.Everything else looks great. / Different from all the rest, and great montage. / It's fine, some people have very long necks. very good entry. Well done. / I really care. |
 Road Kill funny pictures - Uh....ya want somethin' to wash that down with. "Fergus the Forager" |
 Bovine Gas killed Dinosaurs funny pictures - / This image is really nice and crisp. Good job, RM. / Thanks for the kudos folks Beware the cow farts. / Everything stays the same at Freaking news, you are the master, congratuations. / Thank KB, I gave it to Ronald Mcdonald. Hohouse thanks...I think. I took about 10 days off for Christmas, no master of disaster then |
 Kill Bill Cartoon funny pictures - / To make it look more like a cartoon you should add a stroke (keyline) around all the main edges. You'd have to draw this in as per Hamid1976's line art tutorial here: http://www.freakingnews.com/stories/thread.asp.cid=191&eid=48725 / i like it it reminds me of couture drawing. |
 Superman Ancestors Killed Dinosaurs funny pictures - It was Supermans' ancestor. Honest. He was fed up of pooper scooping. / Artistic. Love the composition. Congratulations, Laff. |
