****Please View Full**** Why did the chicken cross the road. To get cool new duds from KFC, of course.. Due to huge protests against "alleged" chicken cruelty, we at KFC have come to a compromise with PETA. Before each chicken sacrifices herself, she will be clothed in our new "chick" designer line. The little touches of embroidery will make it all feel worthwhile. So when she goes...she goes in style. In addition, when you purchase a bucket of our Finger Lickin' Good Chicken, you will receive 12 pieces of chicken that have been lovingly deep-fried to perfection and each one will be dressed with a black veil to show our deep respect for their sacrifices. Thank you for supporting your local KFC and R.I.P. to the chickens. Member reactions:
no need to be redundant here.
good chop nuntheless --> There is no requirement of text, Stimpy. I just chose to explain the picture. I felt it needed it, as it was not about just putting clothes on a bird. There's more to it than that, there's more going on in the image. When I chop (emphasis on the "when"), there is usually a story behind it. That's how I get inspired to do something. I can make it a full page of text, if you would like. Just say the word.
keep on choppin' Missy I love Photoshop, but I like words too. PS: It's not that there are too many of them, its just that I have a REALLY short atten...
Lotsa work and Lotsa sources here...The words just set it all off Love it in it's entirety
This comment just goes on and on and on. Must be from a woman. KIDDING. I love it, very funny and very well done.
Ahem..... Missy - I always vote first, then read others opinions, so I didn't know it actually was a woman . But trust me, your image told an entire story, by itself, better seen in full view. Well done. Bill
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago--never mind how long precisely--having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
Meanwhile millions of chickens are slaughtered in a none too humane fashion every day. I know, I've been in one...it put me off chicken for years. Now I only eat organic chicken.
Azure, I hope you know that this is satire.. and that I do not agree with or codone the needless, appalling torture of any animals. The fact is.. this has been going on for awhile, and even after many protests.. nothing really has been done to change their process. My chop was made to bring light again to the story... and satirize a stupid way that KFC might try to appease those protesting.
A two thumbs up to organic chicken/organic eggs.
organic shmorganic, i would and will eat REAL chicken ANY day. it just tastes good, after all, they're bred TO BE EATEN. i even worked in a KFC before and I STILL love to eat chicken. F*** PETA...
Excellent - only thing I'd suggest would be to try and add some of the rock texture to his face and to darken his shadows. Very well done
I'll take a large fry, large Pepsi and a large order of Popcorn Chicken♥, as well as a couple harnesses and some experienced rock climbers with us to belay us while we go up & then hang out for lunch by a nose or two, haha. ♥ ☺