Kerry-Lavrov Half & Half
Kerry-Lavrov Half & Half
Kerry-Lavrov Half & Half. Used exactly 50 % from each, but they share Lavrov's glasses.
Member reactions:
Common Mr.Hits, you know those two gays. http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/politics/syria-ceasefire-kerry-lavrov/
No, I don't know the Lavrov guy. Still don't. I'll have to look him up. Kerry I got, though. Congrats on the super win. I just looked him up. Man, I don't know how this fellow slipped through my radar. I guess I must not be paying enough attention
Don't worry soon will be new United States Secretary of State, but from Russian site will be still Lavrov. He is Putin's s(((cker.
Thank you, CraftyOne, DDB, MsgtBob, Hitspinner and UncleChamp.
Trump and Putin seem to get along which I think is great. Personally having been to Russia I am impressed at the people and their generosity and kindness. The Cold War was a bunch of A55 hole politicians with little Johnsons trying to see who could pi55 the farthest. So maybe America under new management will normalize relations. Kerry is a putz.
Thank you, Deaddog and NewsMaster. Hitspinner, Russia is not good friend. Believe me.

Funny John Kerry

John Kerry

Funny John Kerry

John Kerry

Funny Kerry's Burden

Kerry's Burden
Sources

Funny John Kerry in Moscow met his friends

John Kerry in Moscow met his friends

Funny John Kerry in Bed with Sergey Lavrov

John Kerry in Bed with Sergey Lavrov
Member reactions:
Hahaha. Indeed. Not exactly blunt brothers are they hahaha. Nice one
It looks like they not only smoked in the bed.
Oh, a Trifecta. Thanks for making it okay for me to win a sweep and not feel guilty hahahahaha... Congrats on the wood
Dear Hitspinner, probably you had flu and feel not good and skipped contest and we used our single chance to win. Feel better and see you next contest. We don't need mercy. Thank you every one.

Funny John Kerry and Joe Biden on Guard Duty For Barack Obama

John Kerry and Joe Biden on Guard Duty For Barack Obama

Funny Barack Obama in a Big Bird Mask Holding a John Kerry Owl

Barack Obama in a Big Bird Mask Holding a John Kerry Owl

Funny John Kerry Trying to Pull Bashar Assad Out of Syria

John Kerry Trying to Pull Bashar Assad Out of Syria
Bashar al-assad out
Member reactions:
I would lose the knife in the forehead. Cool work otherwise
Raven is trying to take that knife out and the concept of keeping Bashar out tells some hidden stories good work over all well done
Congrats, Elegary . My favorite picture in the contest.
Graphic hahahahah. Great job Elegary. Congrats

Funny Art of the Deal by John Kerry

Art of the Deal by John Kerry

Funny Recruiting Posters from John Kerry

Recruiting Posters from John Kerry
Two days ago Sen. John Kerry stirred a controversy when he told a group of California students: "study hard, do your homework, or you'll get 'stuck in Iraq.'" The comments were received by many Americans as "US troops in Iraq consist of uneducated people." Troops didn't like it, Republican's didn't like it, and Democrats didn't like it. Kerry, feeling the pressure, issued an apology for his remarks, saying they were just a "botched joke." Kerry did not mean to insult the troops, he was just referring to the new school grade system where grades (from highest to lowest) will be: "A," "B," "C," "D," "F," and "STUCK IN IRAQ." Thus his statement: If you fail your school and homework you'll get "STUCK IN IRAQ." Another new school grade Kerry suggests (highest grade) is "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE." So, if your kid studies hard and does his homework, he may get "B," "A," or "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE." As pennance for his statments, Kerry decides to show his flip-flop team spirit. Show Kerry in recruiting posters for the military, activily recruiting 'geeks' for service, or military advertisments aimed at the brilliant. Your entry must include John Kerry (in picture or words).

Funny John Kerry's Bad Habits

John Kerry's Bad Habits
Photoshop bad habits of John Kerry doing things that might "upset" his base. Feel free to use hunting themes if you can't think of additional bad habits. The strategy of having Kerry toting a shotgun and hunting wildlife must make some of his voting base nervous and upset.

Funny John Kerry

John Kerry
This contest will run for 2 days. Remember this contest is for the best JOHN KERRY pic, so vote accordingly, and vote fair! Entrants: please feel free to edit the description.

Funny John Kerry

John Kerry
Though he is a millionaire many times over and owns multiple mansions, John Kerry wants us to think of him as a "man of the common folk". Your mission is to photoshop Kerry actually doing the work of the common man. Using your image in a mock political advertisment is a plus.

Funny George W. Bush and John Kerry are relatives?

George W. Bush and John Kerry are relatives?
Show the evidence that Bush and Kerry are indeed relatives and even buddies.

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