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| Funny Sarkozy's Next Job pictures -
Nicolas Sarkozy lost the French presidential election to socialist challenger Francois Hollande, and became the first French "one-term president" in 30 years. Sarkozy's loss was expected, but he kept hoping for a miracle change of tide with the French votes. Since the miracle did not happen, defeated and upset Sarkozy publicly announced that he's leaving politics for good, and will do "something else with his life" ... "something more interesting, and less stressful".
In many ways, Sarkozy was an anomaly as France's president. He had a foreign-sounding surname. He didn't attend the most elite French university for public servants. His loud words and tandem work with Angela Merkel failed to stop the European crisis that keeps scaring the world markets. All in all, Sarko will be remembered as a strange mix, a wannabe prez with high ambitions that failed. Well, we can't blame him for trying!
Now, that Sarkozy is ousted as a French leader, photoshop what job offers he may receive and accept, or what other "more interesting, and less stressful" things he may do in his life.
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| Funny Santorum's Next Job pictures -
Former Sen. Rick Santorum, who shocked the political world by going from being an underdog of the Republican presidential pack to posing a formidable challenge to former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, suspended his campaign Tuesday.
"We made a decision to get into this race at our kitchen table against all the odds, and we made a decision over the weekend that, while this presidential race is over for me and we will suspend our campaign today, we are not done fighting," Santorum said. Mitt Romney, when asked if he had any job offers for Santorum, said two words: "Press secretary".
Now that Rick Santorum is out of the presidential race, show what job offers he may receive and accept.
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| Funny Cain's Next Job pictures -
The former pizza executive Herman Cain has ended his bid for the GOP presidential nomination last Saturday, after numerous accusations of extra-marital affairs and misconduct. Hours after he announced that he's dropping out of the presidential race, Cain has received a job offer with a salary of $400,000 to become the President of American Operations of a famous extra-marital dating site. There are other job offers coming in for Cain too, as his options are now open. However, it's unlikely that any future GOP nominee will choose him as his running mate.
Now that Herman Cain dropped out of the presidential race, photoshop what his next job may (or may not) be.
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| Funny Berlusconi's Next Job pictures -
Silvio Berlusconi has resigned as prime minister of Italy, after dominating the country's politics for 17 years. President Giorgio Napolitano is likely to appoint technocrat Mario Monti as his successor.
Berlusconi lost his majority amid an acute debt crisis that threatens the eurozone. He has been Italy's prime minister three times since he first took office in 1994. Berlusconi has described himself as "Italy's best head of government since the country was created nearly 150 years ago." But he is currently involved in several trials for fraud, corruption, and has attracted media attention for so-called "bunga-bunga" parties.
Now that Silvio Berlusconi lost his job as prime minister, photoshop what his next job may (or may not) be.
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| Funny Steve Jobs Tributes pictures -
Steve Jobs, who as Apple's founder and twice CEO revolutionized the use of computers, phones, and music players before popularizing digital tablets, died yesterday after a seven year battle with pancreatic cancer and related ailments. He was 56. Jobs built the world's most valuable technology company by creating devices that changed how people use electronics. So many people around the world saw the sad news on Steve Jobs while holding one of his products in their hands...
To honor Steve Jobs, make tribute chops to the man who revolutionized the computer, phone, and music industries.
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| Funny Steve Jobs pictures -
Steve Jobs, the iconic tech visionary who co-founded Apple and recently made it the most valued U.S. corporation, abruptly resigned as chief executive Wednesday night. Whether it was the first Macintosh or the latest iPad, every Apple hit promised, and delivered, a life-changing experience. What makes Jobs even more remarkable is that he used his fiery, uncompromising vision to revolutionize not just tech toys, but also the way we assess animation, advertising and even the in-store experience.
As a tribute to the man who transformed the computer industry, photoshop Steve Jobs any way you wish.
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| Funny Tony Hayward's Next Job pictures -
Amid the growing public anger on how BP handled the gulf oil spill disaster, the company is axing its chief executive Tony Hayward, who is seen as a key figure to blame. Among the main Hayward's mistakes in the gulf oil spill are - he originally underestimated the disaster, he did not make sure the company acted in timely manner, and the worst of it yet - he took many days off to sail on his personal yacht, while he should have been busy handling the gulf cleanup campaign.
Commenting on his his departure from the BP CEO position, Hayward said in his defense that BP acted as a "model of corporate social responsibility".
BP paid Tony Hayward $20 mil compensation package.
What's the man gotta do now? Photoshop Tony Hayward's next job.
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| Funny Jobs as We Know Them pictures - Labor Day is just around the corner. Even if some of us work on the upcoming Labor Day, we should still be thankful for our jobs... especially since The Labor Department said the jobless rate climbed to 9.7 percent in August, the highest since June 1983.
In this contest you are asked to create a satirical advertisement for any job (good, bad, or absolutely worst). Advertisement can be in any printed format - newspaper, magazine, billboard, or even a printed sheet of paper glued to a street pole. The job advertisement can include what normal job adverts include - job title, description, hours, pay, benefits, requirements, and contact information. Advertised job positions can be real, or made up, but your advert has to include a satire in it, and should be more than just text advert.
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| Funny How to Quit Job pictures -
With the world economy shaken by the crisis, many companies are laying off large part of its work force to cut the costs. People who are fired often wish they could say to their boss "you can't fire me, I quit!", or at least quit with style.
Photoshop a good (or bad) way to quit a job. You may even think how famous people would quit their jobs (Bush administration, TV anchors, or even celebrities like Mona Lisa and Venus de Milo who are sick of posing). Here's a good example.
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| Funny Airline Paint Jobs pictures -
With the rising cost of fuel, airlines are looking for all possible ways to offset their costs. More and more airline companies agree to commercial paint jobs to display advertisements on the inside or outside parts of airplanes, effectively turning their aircrafts into marketing machines.
Show what creative paint jobs airlines could have on the inside or outside of airplanes. Any airline paint jobs are allowed in this contest: commercial, graffiti, or even arts and paintings. You can use any existing airlines or create a new carrier if you wish. You can find some good examples of Airline Paint Jobs in the apprentice contest we ran some time ago. |
| Funny Airlines Paint Jobs pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post. You are asked to create new and odd paint jobs on any airliner. You can just give them flashy paint jobs or create a completely new airline company as in the theme post.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Your images will be critiqued even if you ask for no critique in the apprentice contests.
Thanks to beer man for sponsoring this contest and to SirBobGeldof for supplying the theme post. |
| Funny Elephant Paint-Jobs pictures - [ Sunday marked the end of the last-week's anti-poverty "Barely Legal" art exhibit in LA, which included a live elephant with a floral paint job. Even though the paint was composed of non-toxic bio-ingredients similar to the ones used in movie makeup, animal activists called it an 'animal abuse' and demanded that the elephant is cleaned immediately and sent back to the owner. They kept pressuring the exhibit organizers, interfered with the exhibit, and called the LA police until the exhibit organizers finally agreed to wash off the paint from the elephant. ] Emotions aside, the female elephant was in many many movies, and is used to lots of makeup. And I'm not talking about Kirstie Alley here folks - animal activists protected her already. Exhibit organizers merely followed the old saying:
Give an elephant a good paint job - and get lots of friends.
Cross an elephant with a skunk - and get very few friends.
And I'm sure many guests praise them for doing the first part but not the second.
Last but not least, if someone should be happy about this elephant paint job, it's gotta be the Republicans. Because, by golly, in response Democrats will exhibit a painted ass (think Jimmy Carter).
I this contest you are asked to photoshop paint jobs on elephants. Paint jobs can be commercially oriented, or just any art paint jobs you like.
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| Funny Labor Day Jobs? pictures - Even if some of us work on the upcoming Labor Day, we should still be thankful for our jobs. Unless you are Paris Hilton's gynecologist, of course. Apart from that one, there's always something to be proud of in every single job, even ...septic tank cleaners, which you probably think is the worst job. Well, you think wrong, my friend. You are dead ass wrong. Septic tank cleaners are our heros -- they're #1 in #2 business.
So really, every job has its merits. For instance, I have the best boss in the world (I work for myself).
In this contest you are asked to create a satirical advertisement for any job (good, bad, or absolutely worst). Advertisement can be in any printed format - newspaper, magazine, billboard, or even a printed sheet of paper glued to a street pole. The job advertisement can include what normal job adverts include - job title, description, hours, pay, benefits, requirements, and contact information. Advertised job positions can be real, or made up, but your advert has to include a satire in it, and should be more than just text advert.
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| Funny Body Jobs pictures - Replace a body part with mechanical/electrical parts. |
| Funny Iraq Jobs pictures - Show what kind of Iraq jobs can be done by the US, France, Russia or Germany. Depending on your take on the issue, what country should have the main job of rebuilding Iraq - e.g. who should be emptying porta-johns and who should be transporting Anthrax spores. |
| Funny Quit Job pictures - Suggest a unique way to quit a job or find a new one. |
 Steve Jobs in The Matrix funny pictures - / The quips/puns are: "Unload", as in use the bathroom, for an Apple reloaded contest, which is a play on the movie "Matrix Reloaded". "Can" is slang for a "toilet". Finally, apples are a natural laxative. / Great chop, great pun, took sometime to get it / Congrats on the gold Rainman, awesome concept and very punny. / Thanks all Now will you take the red one or the blue one. / Congrats Rain, I'm with rwpike...I had to read this a few times before it clicked....hahahahah
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 The Resignation of Steve Jobs (The Cult funny pictures - Steve Jobs Resigns In a seperate article I read that said Steve Jobs was resigning, they mentioned the cult like following that Mac users are supposedly a part of, and that Apple has become almost like a religion. So if Apple is the religion then Steve would be the Messiah. This is my representation of that. / Fabulous piece of work . You have my vote already ..... / explanation of vote, well done .... hihihi / love how u did the apple flag, great job indeed.. / Congrats Benzibox. My favorite in this congrats . / Congrats on the wood, great work . . . ( I'm glad you didn't enter this in the Steve Jobs contest ) / Allegorical image for Mr. Jobs. Congrats on the wood, BENZI. |
 Indiana Jobs funny pictures - / Nice work . . . wish it was bigger . . . / SILVER Congrats D-man, beautiful work. / Silver congrats Dizazterman --> -->. Excellent work, which is why I mentioned wishing it was bigger . . . easier to see all the great detail / Thanks qtrmoonshop...I usually make them too big but I over compensated this time / Fantastic work Disasterman111 Congrats on your Silver cup
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 24 Hour a Day Job funny pictures - The busy life of the President forces lunches on-the-run, sometimes. FULL VIEW works best. / Nice concept of Tornado, good to see Obama in the truck with stuff to eat, good work on the boy flying with a box, i like this image / Awesome job, moving on up, Great improvements lately. / Thanks for the votes and comments Pcrdds,Disasterman111,Diamonds, Balodiya & Rajeshstar. |
 1st Job Interview funny pictures - / He will be the prettiest little BoyToy in the joint. This is a work of true Art. / hehehehe... is a fantastic wood chili... many many congrats friend |
 Steve Jobs With Ears for Eyes funny pictures - / Oh, man, this is just bloody brilliant. Genius idea. / yup super idea hear, well chopped too... i was gonna say isn't his ipod facing the wrong way, but when you got ears for eyes it dont realy matter duh hehe / Me likes Ipod facing this way - otherwise it'd be hard to say what he's holding, if it faced us backwards / Jerry ...... Congrats on first and second......... / thanks everyone Happy Independence Day / Congrats on the win and a heck of a good idea putting the ear plugs in the ears. / Congrats Jerry This seems to be the best use of all ears, nice job. / Eye Hear Ya. Nice work and great idea. / These ears are golden after all. Congratulations, Jerry. / Gold yesterday and post of the day. WOOHOO... You're on a roll, Jer. |
 Strange Circus Jobs funny pictures - Joe would rather be a juggler like Steve. / Thanks guys. The pig absolutely loves the attention. / Fantastic composition, love the colors and how you did the shadows - looks pro. / Thanks crusader, thanks NewsMaster. Yes, gotta have the shadows, though I am no fan of making them. |
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 Just a see you soon. Jobs! funny pictures - News / what s great way to remember him, Healthy and strong / We should always remember like this him. Thank you for comment gary21629. |
 Charlie Gets New Job as Crash Test Dummy funny pictures - You can learn allot, from a dummy. / congrats and compliments good bronze... |
