Jihad Suspects Trying to Kill the Queen
Jihad Suspects Trying to Kill the Queen
Jihad Suspects Trying to Kill the Queen. Plot to Kill Queen Elizabeth Foiled; British Jihadists Arrested
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Excellent. Come to think of it she's so old, why would anyone want to kill her.

Funny America Remembers Islamic Jihad

America Remembers Islamic Jihad
News Story
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Good colours and precise art work... Americans do like "acion packed" stories. But is the suggested dive-bomb attack on the Kaaba not just as obnoxious as T.Jones's proposed scheme.
The question is, is there balance, detante. We did not retaliate against Islam and leave the Islamic nations as a a smoking nuclear pit for the crimes of a few. Yet we could have. This chop is nothing more than food for thought, perhaps a plea to moderate Muslims to get your house in order, reel in your wingnuts, or this is what may come to pass. I have long prayed that the criminals actions of 9-11 had not signed the extinction notice for the people of the middle east. I understand the two faces of Islam and understand that the rest of the world cannot coexist, will not tolerate domination by Islam or any other religion, not anymore, whether it be Catholosism, Taoism, Judiasm, Islam or whatever. Some of us are past that.We have merged into the age of true modern man, not the dark ages. Americans live with the threat of such an attack as illustrated every day of our lives. It is only fitting that our attackers feel the same. Preferably, we sit down and joke and talk. drink and eat, and fish and play, but if it must be fear, then let it be total until the all parties realize the folly of it. You asked, there you go
Decent work, reminding us that wars should never be the answer
I concurr. It was Gandhi who said that if you would apply the law "eye for an eye" we'd soon all end up blind. Cheers.
Congratulations. I am, still, waiting for that one good Muslim to turn-in O.B.Laden before this scenario happens. I feel I have a long wait coming...
Great work Hitspinner...it's excellent...my fav in this contest
n wt u knw abt Muslims, n i'm tellin yr not man enof, keep draw
Not much, other than I know what they smell like when jet fuel doesn't fully cook them. Funny thing, they smell just like they created death.

Funny Jihad on Mt Rushmore

Jihad on Mt Rushmore
After it was released to the public that the Bush Administration authorized the NSA to gather hundreds of millions of American's phone records, Bush passifies the masses by letting us know that they are only interested in al qaeda suspects. Apparently, almost all Americans are now on their list.
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Rocking-brilliant.
It's very good, although I suggest adding a more rocky texture to the turbans and veils.
Its not big brother it big bush, has his eye on you
Nice image, but the commentary regarding the "phone records" is misleading.
How is it misleading. The prosecutor's office I work for have to get a subpoena just to get someones celphone number. Mass gathering phone histories is frightening big-brother tatics no matter what spin you put on it. Unless it is simply a "I've closed my eyes and am towing the party line" statement, I dont see anthying misleading here.
Hey, George, can you get the phone. It's probably for you AGAIN.

Funny Jihad Chopper

Jihad Chopper
"Look smooth while destroying Infidels." Please full view, it is 2X the size. Photoshop note: Jihad Chopper is truely custom with new gastank, forks, handlebars, chainguard, rear fender, headlight, paint.
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That will have them Chop chop chopping on heavens door...where their 72 virgins are waiting...
When he drew his sword, the fornt wheel fell off...
To sassyfras: Knocking on Heavens door is better than knocking on the door of the seventh gate of Hell.

Funny Hotel Jihad

Hotel Jihad
"Another plan is to turn Saddam Hussein's former palaces at his home town of Tikrit into a themed tourist destination."
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Love the guy down the hall,...in his undies....
I can see Minnie's panties, RAWR

Funny Jihad Mail

Jihad Mail
Not very good, but I was convinced by Mashby to enter it.
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This is fun. Oh well, if you don't win you can blame Mashby.

Funny McDonalds Jihad

McDonalds Jihad
The American influence can still be felt even after they left Iraq.
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funny & political, very funny & how things seem to be

Funny Electronic Dancing Jihad Barney

Electronic Dancing Jihad Barney
This version of Barney was introduced in 2003.Needless to say it didn't go over too well with parents.Kids thought the suicide belt was really cool,but parents recoiled in it's polititical incorrectness.

Funny Pork Jihad

Pork Jihad
The Dome of the Rock comes under new management as Osama tries a new recruitment method -view full please-
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I am saddened to see racism is here too.This is not just sick..it is hateful. By the way Muslims, like Jews will NOT eat pork. This is very offensive & should be removed.

Funny Jihad Juice

Jihad Juice
The more they drink, The harder they will fall.

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