President Obama made a surprise announcement last Friday that White House press secretary Jay Carney was stepping down and would be replaced by his deputy Josh Earnest. We've certainly seen a lot of Jay Carney while he's been on this job for three years, and now he's let go. The official reason has not been stated, nor the Carney's plans on what he will do next. Carney previously worked as a press secretary for Joe Biden before being promoted to White House press secretary.
Find the next employment for Jay Carney. Alternatively, show him in his retirement or unemployment status.
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New York was abuzz Tuesday over the birth of baby girl Blue Ivy to one of the Big Apple's most glamorous couples, rapper Jay-Z and R&B singer Beyonce.
Curious onlookers and TV satellite vans staked out Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan's posh Upper East Side, waiting for a glimpse of Blue Ivy Carter, born Saturday, and her proud parents.
However the super secret star couple slipped past waiting paparazzi with a motorcade of black SUVs at 1:30 am. Several magazines including "People" are making multi-million dollar offers to the couple to win the exclusive rights of the first publication of Blue Ivy's photo. Ticked with all the buzz and media attention about how Blue Ivy looks like, 50 cent tweeted yesterday "Yal play to much congratulations to JAYZ and Beyonce BABY #BlueIvyCarter IS GEORGOUS" and attached two mockup pictures of a baby with Jay-Z's face superimposed on it. It's a good thing 50 cent has some Photoshop skills!
While the world is expecting to see the first pictures of Blue Ivy Carter, we can only speculate how the baby will look. Let's show the world what Beyonce-Jay-Z Baby baby may (or may not) look like.
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After 17 years of hosting "The Tonight Show", Jay Leno has bidden us farewell and passed the baton to Conan O'Brien. When Leno took over "The Tonight Show" for Carson in 1992 it occupied the No. 1 rating spot in late-night televison, and it still holds that spot upon Leno's departure. "Which means I get my security deposit back", joked Leno. During the 17 years of the show Jay Leno poked fun at current events, but mostly at the people who made the news - politicians and celebrities. In his closing monologue Leno said "I want to thank all the people who made it possible: Michael Jackson, Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton."
To pay homage to how Jay Leno made fun of celebrities, take the right (or left) VERTICAL HALF of Jay Leno's face and merge it with the left (or right) vertical half from another celebrity or politician. We did similar 50/50 vertical face merge in our
Partial Face Transplants contest, but this time, one of the celebrities HAS to be Jay Leno. In your titles or comments please mention the name of celebrity (or politician) you are merging with Leno.