The Hurt Locker
The Hurt Locker
The Hurt Locker. I live on a boat and some time ago an old house barge, basically a small cabin on a wood barge, in my marina 6 slips away, was nearly chewed in half by one or more Muskrats all the way around the water line and sank it. My boat is also wood but still has strong hard wood unlike the barge which was all rotten. Although my boat was solid, knowing that the rotten barge had been hauled away, and those same muskrats swam back and fourth by my boat all day, I knew deep down inside that I couldn’t let the chance that they would start chewing on my boat next and they can do a lot of damage in a very short amount of time, like while your asleep, or at work. The marina wasn’t going to do anything about it so I had no choice but to eliminate the threat myself, and I did. Two of them made a mud and vine nest up the tailpipe of my neighbors boat. He was lucky I saw it happening . I got those two also. Hence………. Muskrat Dundee. Side note: this was not something I wanted to do but was left with no choice but to defend my home. It’s like having an arsonist lighting fires in your neighborhood and knowing you could be next, you can’t sleep.
Member reactions:
I'm gonna report you to PITA. #Ratlivesmatter
... great chop'n hidden . Those pesky rodents got what they deserved. After all they are Musk-RATS. On the other hand... click here to listen and watch ♥Susie and Sam♥ ~~~~ (Muskrat Love)
Excellent job Hidden. You could be a Bounty Hunter. Many states have bounties on them.
Thanks friends, yeah, they’re a nasty problem throughout the country and I will never be totally rid of them
Congrats on the muskrat lovin' Wood cup. LoL Fantastic chop n story DeadDog.

Funny This Is Gonna Hurt

This Is Gonna Hurt
Member reactions:
Thank you. I was going to name it SplatShot,,, but he may not like that.

Funny Justin Bieber in Hospital with a Hurts Wrist

Justin Bieber in Hospital with a Hurts Wrist
Justin Bieber visits a Canadian hospital for a hurt wrist
Member reactions:
Funny chop, shhhhh shhhhhh justine dont cry
So sad.... big swelling.... crazy doctor of Wussy Patrol treating Justin

Funny Love Hurts Painting by Edvard Munch

Love Hurts Painting by Edvard Munch
...sometimes worse than others.

Funny Love Hurts Hillary Clinton

Love Hurts Hillary Clinton
Member reactions:
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself

Funny diplomacy hurts

diplomacy hurts
H bomb or Preparation H . Whatever they're doing out there in Iran, we're going to take it up our *beep* . I didn't want to offend muslim people all over the world by using just any mosque in this entry so I used a mosque located in Isfahan (Iran) for my purpose.
Member reactions:
The preparation H logo actually detracts from what would have been a stunning mosque/nuke plant hybrid. The dome seems a little off kilter, too but otherwise a neat picture.
That's because I've accorded more importance to the relationship between Iran and the world community and that Preparation H can stand for the making of H bomb (and bombs can be shaped like suppositories). Otherwise it would simply be a mosque/nuke plant hybrid.

Funny Farewell For The Heart Hurt No More

Farewell For The Heart Hurt No More
Former President George H.W. Bush dead at 94
Member reactions:
Nice tribute, but you have the wrong George.
Bob's right, but nice tribute anyway Crafty.

Funny Big Bird in The Hurt Locker Movie

Big Bird in The Hurt Locker Movie
Member reactions:
Get rid of the dot at the end the sentence.

Funny Love REALLY Hurts

Love REALLY Hurts

Funny John Hurt Burst

John Hurt Burst
John was in ALIEN and SPACEBALLS, had an alien burst out of him in both movies, so why not a thid time.
Member reactions:
Cool,but kinda looks like a male appendage
Nice. Didn't he reenact that scene on Saturday Night Live years ago too.

Funny Love Hurts...

Love Hurts...
Love is a beautiful thing. But too often love shows its ugly sides - it's no fun having one's feelings hurt, having one's heart broken, being dumped, or being cheated on. For the upcoming Valentine's Day, let's create demotivational posters dedicated to any aspects of love and relationships. Try to make them mimic the classic motivational posters format like the example above - black background, image in the middle, followed by the title word(s), and demotivational message below. The image in the middle has to be photoshopped, so you can not just take unaltered photo and add text to it.

Funny Love Hurts...

Love Hurts...
Love is a beautiful thing. But too often love shows its ugly sides - it's no fun having one's feelings hurt, having one's heart broken, being dumped, or being cheated on. For the upcoming Valentine's Day, let's create demotivational posters dedicated to any aspects of love and relationships. Try to make them mimic the classic motivational posters format like the example above - black background, image in the middle, followed by the title word(s), and demotivational message below. The image in the middle has to be photoshopped, so you can not just take unaltered photo and add text to it. NOTE: as an exception to our rules, in this contest you are allowed to recycle any of your previous entries of FN and use it for the central image in your demotivational poster. Remember that your entry in this contest HAS to include the title word(s) and a de-motivational text message, like in the example above.

Funny Love Hurts...

Love Hurts...
Love is a beautiful thing. But too often love shows its ugly sides - it's no fun having one's feelings hurt, having one's heart broken, being dumped, or being cheated on. For the upcoming Valentine's Day, let's create demotivational posters dedicated to any aspects of love and relationships. Try to make them mimic the classic motivational posters format like the example above - black background, image in the middle, followed by the title word(s), and demotivational message below. The image in the middle has to be photoshopped, so you can not just take unaltered photo and add text to it. NOTE: as an exception to our rules, in this contest you are allowed to recycle any of your previous entries of FN and use it for the central image in your demotivational poster. Remember that your entry in this contest HAS to include the title word(s) and a de-motivational text message, like in the example above.

Funny Love Hurts...

Love Hurts...
Love is a beautiful thing. But too often love shows its ugly sides - it's no fun having one's feelings hurt, having one's heart broken, being dumped, or being cheated on. For the upcoming Valentine's Day, let's create demotivational posters dedicated to any aspects of love and relationships. Here's a good example. Try to make them mimic the classic motivational posters format like the example above - black background, image in the middle, followed by the title word(s), and demotivational message below. The image in the middle has to be photoshopped, so you can not just take unaltered photo and add text to it. NOTE: as an exception to our rules, in this contest you are allowed to recycle any of your previous entries of FN and use it for the central image in your demotivational poster. Remember that your entry in this contest HAS to include the title word(s) and a de-motivational text message, like in the example above.

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