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Hummer CamelFunny Hummer Camel
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Why the heck was this deleted . It fit the requirements .
Well technically it was to merge a camel with other animals... humans allowed. Good job on this tho.
No it didn't at all Gary hence its removal, contest directions stated merge a camel with any other animal or person...not anywhere did it mention merge with machinery or inanimate objects. Good luck with your entry, a better title would suit it so much more Nice work really.
Guess. I'll have to stop reading so fast and get the rules straight Oh well, This is like everybody has said and EXCELLENT job :0)
Gary....... I've done the same thing several times.
Great merge after-all Man and Machine concept is older now... Now Animal and Machine works... good merge and nice entry
congrats for this beautiful bronze friend... i like much, is tooooo funny
Congratulations. "Saddle-Up Troops-we're on the move."
Congrats on the bronze, Tracy. I loved this chop, glad you could enter it at Freak Show.


Hummer TaxedFunny Hummer Taxed
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Not much fun this way..but it is a Hummer
This would be the correct position of a person who is not paying the tax regularly very good

Hummer vs IceFunny Hummer vs Ice
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Hummer vs Balaton
Great concept of get the titanic couple out, great to see the old titanic and the iceberg with a lighting over the sky
What a fantastic color, and like the thunder work great work.


Hindenburg HummerFunny Hindenburg Hummer
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I read this composition this way. Old days robbers took our money. These days Hummers do. Great job.
Silver for Funk, Gold for the Canadian Hockey team, Congrats on both my friend.
And you, you old fart, you just had to add color too. Couldn't stand it, could ya..... Hahahahahaha Well, I forgive you, I understand the conflict when a person such as you with pigmentitallitus, is confronted with a black and white page. Strange chop and very well done. Pretty decent indeed. Great silver cup
And you, you old fart, you just had to add color too. Couldn't stand it, could ya..... Hahahahahaha Well, I forgive you, I understand the conflict when a person such as you with pigmentitallitus, is confronted with a black and white page. Strange chop and very well done. Pretty decent indeed. Great silver cup
Lol. Hits. and thanks all. I think I'd find it extremely difficult to chop an image in black and white only.
Free time.... Say it ain't so. I thought you were just an insomniac like the rest of us hahahahahah Yeah, I'm staying away from the black and white stuff. It's too hard to create grain consistency with the program I'm using. You got far better results than I did but I still didn't deserve any friggin 5s. At least I got something to whine about now. I was feeling too loved hahahahahah
Congrats on the silver teacher , great work as always .. keep up your great work
Silver bullets for Funkster. Congrats, now go and kill some vampires.

Vintage Hummer Service StationFunny Vintage Hummer Service Station
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I have to say that I'm sorta glad to see Hummers bite the dust. To me they have always represented the "conspicuous consumption" that makes Americans look bad to the rest of the world.
Love the full view. Looks authentic. I must say I am also glad the Hummer died like a dinosaur. It was indeed a hungry dinosaur eating gas.
Good one LunaC, got my first hummer back in them days.
Don't look now but Funkwood has a hidden camera in your joint and is pilfering your backgrounds, LunaC. Hahahahahahahahaha Really nice job. I take back my statement on grain integration on this one... newsey is right, looks real
Don't look now but Funkwood has a hidden camera in your joint and is pilfering your backgrounds, LunaC. Hahahahahahahahaha Really nice job. I take back my statement on grain integration on this one... newsey is right, looks real

Marilyn Monroe with a HummerFunny Marilyn Monroe with a Hummer
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Add me to the fan list too. Awesome in full view.
Beautiful work, I knew this was ur's X
Congrads Xaos, another Picture to add to my MM collection, and best I've ever seen of this scene, how life like, also was the first face I fell in love with, thanks for the trip down memory lane.
the shopfront rebuild is amazing, its detail like that that goes such a long way, great job
Beautiul piece of art Xaos, congats on ty gold.
Yep, I guess you took a smart approach working in color. I erroneously figuered voters would reject a chop on that point but I reckon color has been around long enough to be 'Vintage' in the eyes of whippersnappers. I guess that makes me vintage. They came out with color pictures right about the time I was teething. Wonderfully crafted chop, Xaos, even if it is contemporary... to me hahahahahahhahah. Nice gold, mate.
Thanks gang for the votes and the many kind comments. HoHouse, My pleasure and thanks, I to fell in love with Norma Jean. LoL HiTs. yeah i took a chance with color... but my understanding of vintage is, anything 50 yrs or older is considered vintage, 25 for automobiles. "Some like it hot" was filmed in 54-55. I wasn't aware of the "vintage photo rules" YIKES.
Hehe you're probably right. I was born in 54 though so that makes me vintage. When you think about it, there are vintage Macs and all sorts of things referred to as vintage that aren't even 20 years old. My idea of vintage is anything my grandfather thought was modern and unbelievable in his day I guess. Never thought I'd be a grandpa and crap from my tiome would be vintage too. HoHouse must feel like a fosil reading these threads, he's got me by a few years and I even think he was pals with Jessie James. hahahahahahahahahahahahah
well the PS-Monster has another Gold , Congrats mate Really awesome work .... hope to see more Awesome Golds from you our Monster
LoL HiTs. Heck I use to drink with Wyatt Earp.... hic-up Thanks Kratos and newsy

Taxi Driver with Hummer CabFunny Taxi Driver with Hummer Cab
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It's a brilliant work, but why is Jodie Foster marked as deceased. (in the black square)
Thanks Newsy. At first I didn't really know what you meant about Jodi. I thought you were talking about the way I added her into the poster; then I ralized you must be talking about the black box around her name. I didn't add that box around her or Peter Boyle's names, they're in the original poster for the movie, (see SOURCE PICS). I don't know why Columbia did that, but I had no intention of implying she was dead.
She ain't dead and she ain't vintage. Now, DeNiro is vintage because he's older than me.. just. Okay, the voters have spoken, this must be vintage. I give up. Next thing you youngins will be saying is William Shatner was in a vintage TV show called Star Trek. Well, let me tell you whippersnappers something, it was cutting edge, magic, wonderous even, and it weren't long ago.... Taxi Driver came way after that. Vintage... I protest... He he, dDon't mind me Micholish, I'm just taking the p-ss. Congrads on the cup, you did a well done chop.
She ain't dead and she ain't vintage. Now, DeNiro is vintage because he's older than me.. just. Okay, the voters have spoken, this must be vintage. I give up. Next thing you youngins will be saying is William Shatner was in a vintage TV show called Star Trek. Well, let me tell you whippersnappers something, it was cutting edge, magic, wonderous even, and it weren't long ago.... Taxi Driver came way after that. Vintage... I protest... He he, dDon't mind me Micholish, I'm just taking the p-ss. Congrads on the cup, you did a well done chop.
Thanks Kellie, HoHo, & Xaox. Lol Hit, but thanks. I thought 35 years old was vintage enough, ;D After all, vintage origally started out for fine wines. I consider myself vintage, I'm over 35 Whoo hoo. Thank you all for giving me my 1st Woody. :-*
nice work Micholish .. congrats on the woody
Congratulations on the wood, Mucholish. Thanks for the explanation about Jodie. Strange that they did it this way, but I see it was in the original source.

Jack Sparrow Running From a HummerFunny Jack Sparrow Running From a Hummer
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put some chasing indians in that hummer
Congrads, but is this a classic pix,if so then I will live forever, wait now it is a classic, great job.
Great work cicsaix. Congrats on your bronze.
Pure genius concept. Cracked me up. Could have had better grain integration but there isn't one chop in this contest that is exempt from that critique except maybe Xaos but he's exempt due to rewriting the vintage photo rules hahahahahahahah
Pure genius concept. Cracked me up. Could have had better grain integration but there isn't one chop in this contest that is exempt from that critique except maybe Xaos but he's exempt due to rewriting the vintage photo rules hahahahahahahah
Congrats on the bronze cicsaix nice work and clever idea

1902 Lord Curzon Bengal HummerFunny 1902 Lord Curzon Bengal Hummer
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Fun Fun Fun

Hummer Falling off Tacoma BridgeFunny Hummer Falling off Tacoma Bridge
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So, THAT's what caused that bridge to collapse.
Talk about being in the right place at the right time.
I remember the wind that day in Washington and watching the bridge move like a snake on a BW TV.
Thanks, everyone. I was actually lucky on this occasion, as, once clipped and subjected to Grayscale, the photograph of the Hummer in its original form almost perfectly conformed to the necessary size, shading, and lighting features for being implemented into the vintage photograph in question, thus requiring only the smallest adjustments in "Brightness", "Contrast", and "Noise", beforehand.

Remembering HummerFunny Remembering Hummer - General Motors said Wednesday that it is shutting down Hummer, the brand of big sport-utility vehicles that became synonymous with the term “gas guzzler”, after a deal to sell it to a Chinese manufacturer fell apart. The Chinese company that planned to buy Hummer - Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machines Company - was hoping to get a green light from Chinese regulators, but received a rejection in the light of the China's new environment-friendly policy. RIP Hummer, you will be missed! Since The Hummer brand is shut down now and goes into history, take any vintage photos and add Hummer to them. NOTE: Even if you submit gray-scale images, please save them as 24-bit color ones or 32-bit color ones. Our software can't properly process 8-bit gray-scale images.


Chinese HummerFunny Chinese Hummer - After GM filed for bankruptcy on Monday it rushed into downsizing plan by selling its Hummer unit to a Chinese automaker - Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Co. of China. GM's Saturn and Saab units are to be sold soon. Hummer dealers would often say "Buy Hummer, support America", but now it's "Buy Chinese, save Amelica". Photoshop how you think Hummer cars will look under Chinese manufacturing and marketing. Some examples are - redesigning Hummers (would they remove some of Hummer parts to cut the production costs? or put some weird wheels?), creating advertisement posters for "Chinese Hummers", giving Hummers Chinese paint jobs, etc.

HummerFunny Hummer - The Detroit Auto Show 2008 is taking place this week, where Hummer introduced their SUV concept with the Hummer HX. This new Hummer has a sci-fi look, is more compact and weights less than the previous models. Photoshop any Hummer models any way you wish. Some examples are: including Hummer in the movies & paintings, merging Hummer with other cars and objects, etc.


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