Funny Human Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Human Body Parts pictures - Create images showing amazing and unique human body parts that might make it into the Guinness Book of World records using celebrities or politicians. |
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| Funny Human Body pictures - Time to play Dr. Frankenstein. Create an image of the perfect human body. Combine features and bodies of human celebrities / politicans to come up with your idea of body perfection. |
| Funny Robots Like Humans pictures -
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Scientists are trying to make new robots
more human. Such robots will exhibit adaptive learning behavior
and will learn things not pre-programmed into them. They will also
recognise humans as humans, instead of just "any other objects".
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If humanization will include functions like "cutting a fart" and
"scratching a butt", I am all for making robots as human as possible.
And I like the idea that robots will "recognize humans as humans,
instead of just 'any other objects'".
This way you can tell a robot to shoot turkeys for Thanksgiving,
without worrying about human casualties. I am sorry, did I say "robot"?
I meant Dick Cheney.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop celebrities and politicians
as robots.
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| Funny Animals Like Humans pictures - Photoshop animals with human parts. Your animal must show human parts, not the other way around. Head merging is allowed only partially, while leg and arm swapping is allowed in full. |
| Funny Animals with Human Faces pictures - Create images of animals that also contain human faces using images of celebrities, politicians or any other recognizable face. |
| Funny Human Chimera pictures - Scientists have created a
sheep that's 15% human. The sheep looks 25% more human than Michael Jackson.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop human chimera - combine humans and animals into one species any way you like.
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| Funny Human Evolution pictures - Show how the human evolution could have gone differently in the last, present or future days. |
| Funny Human Animals pictures -
The modern theory of evolution says that humans descended from animals - our ancestors were fishes, reptiles, and finally monkeys. From biology schoolbooks, we all remember the images of human embryo development and how at different stages the human embryo looks very similar to the embryos of different animals. Surprisingly, in our early stages, we look closest to rabbits. That may explain some human mating habits too.
Photoshop any animals with mouths, eyes, or noses changed for human's. Here's one good example. You can also add some human hair (and haircuts) to animals.
Many thanks to LunaC for the contest concept.
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| Funny Human Fish Hybrids pictures -
Surgeons in Great Britain use shark skin grafts to help regenerate human skin on some patients with skin burns. Apparently such treatment tricks the human body into regenerating new skin cells, rather than producing scar tissue. The latest patient is a burned terror suspect Kafeel Ahmed who is still in coma after he crashed a Jeep Cherokee at Glasgow Airport terminal on June 30, to cause a blast.
Photoshop any hybrids between humans and fish. Give fish human body parts, or vise versa, cover people with fish scales, etc. Research showed that goldfish, for example, has a memory span of about 30 seconds. We can probably find some celebrities like that who descended from fish. Another example of natural man fish hybrid would be sharks and lawyers. Any type of fish is allowed, but please remember that dolphins and whales are not fish, but mammals. You are welcome to use celebrities, politicians, or any unknown humans in this contest.
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| Funny Human Eggs pictures -
This week doctors announced a new fertility treatment technique which will allow them to grow human eggs in clinics. The pioneering technique will take an ovarian tissue with immature eggs from a woman, and freeze them until a woman decides to conceive and have a baby. At that time the immature eggs are cultivated with a special hormone to grow into mature eggs ready for fertilization. Such fertility treatment breakthrough is especially important for business women who are too busy to start a family, but want to make sure they will be able to have a baby later.
In this contest let us show how life would be different if humans laid eggs and hatched from eggs (e.g. like birds). Some examples are: a woman holding an egg with a hatching baby, nests with human eggs, birth related products and advertisements. You can also show fully grown adult humans - politicians and celebrities, or anyone else - hatching from eggs or laying eggs. For the purposes of this contest we will allow both men and women to lay eggs.
Please make sure your entries are safe for work.
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| Funny Human Animals pictures -
It has been said that people buy pets that look like they do. I have proof of this. I saw Rosie O'Donnell walking her gorilla just yesterday.
In this contest you are asked to create images of animals that also contain "human faces" using images of celebrities, politicians or any other recognizable face. You can look at this previous contest for inspiration. |
| Funny Human Chimera pictures - Create human chimera by using celebrities and politicians to combine humans with animals. |
| Funny Human-Faced Animals pictures -
A lamb with a human face was born recently in a Turkish village. The villagers burned it, as they said the lamb looked scary to them and even dogs were barking at it. While human-faced animals are considered the freaks of nature by usual people, the modern theory of evolution says that humans descended from animals - our ancestors were fishes, reptiles, and finally monkeys. From biology schoolbooks, we all remember the images of human embryo development and how at different stages the human embryo looks very similar to the embryos of different animals. Surprisingly, in our early stages, we look closest to rabbits. That may explain some human mating habits too.
Photoshop any animals with mouths, eyes, or noses changed for human's. Here's one good example by preemiememe. You can also add some human hair (and haircuts) to animals. We encourage you to use face parts of celebrities & politicians thus creating a celebrity critter :)
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| Funny Birds Like Humans pictures -
[ Chinese celebrate their National Day holiday, which started on Sunday
and lasts for seven days (pretty long day, I should say) with trained
birds riding the unicycles and doing other tricks to amuze the crowds.
See clickable photo. ] Chinese are definitely up to some animal cruelty
lately. First they organize the cruel Animal Olympic Games, next they
force their parrots to ride the unicycles. Those of you who had a
parrot know it ain't easy to force it to ride a unicycle. My parrot
had to call PeTA (Parrots for Ethical Treatment of Animals), when I
repeatedly forced him to ride a unicycle. And when he finally learned to ride
it, PeTA showed up at my door and said it was too cruel to force
my parrot to ride a human unicycle. Perhaps it was, but they forget
that I gave him a break not forcing him to play my piano... just a
guitar, and drums. He was a talented parrot.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop birds doing things humans
do.
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| Funny Animals with Human Beards pictures -
A new species of monkey that sports a funky white beard has been discovered in the Amazon, researchers announced this week, but the primate is at risk of becoming extinct.
The monkey's size is similar to that of domestic cats, and it and has grayish-brown hair. Its long tail is stippled with gray, and it has a white beard around its cheeks.
Take any animals (except humans) and add human beards or human mustache to them.
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| Funny Snakes Like Humans pictures -
A Colorado family has moved out of their newly-bought house after discovering hundreds of snakes living inside. Now a bankruptcy court may sue the previous owner and real estate agent for failure to disclose the snakes were there. It looked like a gem - four bedrooms, four baths, - except the snakes lived there too.
Photoshop snakes living their lives like humans, with some human habits.
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 Crazy Monkey With Human Face funny pictures - / Ooops Newsie, uhhhh she was a he haahahahahahah Great charactaure.... / Them big blues just keep drawing me in, like this chop. / Looks good and creepy but I wish you hadn't just mirrored the image in the middle. A litle difference on the right and left side would add to the chop, I think. / I agree with Grabthar, I don't like the mirrored thing either , but I have seen mirrored images win here so.... / congratulations hes a handsome devil.. / Congrats Anavrin It's a golden banana for this chimp. / Great Chop Anavrin, and congrads on the GOLD. / Thank you so much guys. Cant believe it, my first gold and so proud of it. / Looks like my school music teacher....man that was a long time ago. congrats
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 Human Cloning funny pictures - President Bush's conservative base is up in arms over his pick of Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court. But what's not to like. If only it could be revealed (without the stupid Democrats finding out) that she's Clarence Thomas and Antonin Scalia's demon-clone love child . . . and so what if she doesn't have the right number of fingers and toes. Details, sheesh. (NO EMBRYONIC STEM CELLS WERE MURDERED DURING THE CLONING OF THIS ASSOCIATE JUSTICE.) RightWingNews.com (the "Miers must be stopped" page) / This is a quality work, and decent technique too. / Nice job on Thomas/Scalia. You got the color changed well on Miers but looks too pasted. / Thanx, 2many, I appreciate that kind of comment. I worked on that face some and fianlly decided it was passable since it was closest to the glass. Maybe I should have given it just a tad more blur. |
 Human Terminator funny pictures - Hope You Like It. / Looks like XXXXXXXXXP's Cat is on the prowl again. / I don't think I want to MEOW MIX it up with this Fiend-Line / Excellent idea, excellent execution...outstanding entry. / In the Year of Darkness, 2006, the rulers of this litterbox of a planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE CATINATOR'. / Quality entry. Will prolly terminate all contenders in this contest. / thanks man, i think we will see each other here more often. / Congrats NILO..here's a chocolate kitty for ya. / I guess you must have experience at this...came out of nowhere and won 1st place. Congrats. / On 4/1/2006 12:39:33 PM, sassyfras said: Congrats NILO..here's a chocolate kitty for ya. thank you for the gift, i like it.
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 Human Animal Hybrid funny pictures - In his speech on the 31st, Bush said, "Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research...creating human-animal hybrids" Not only is this comment more than a little bit off the wall, it is also ironic that Bush would be the first to recieve such treatments (as shown above.) Enjoy Antlers = deer eye = cat ear = donkey nose = monkey tongue = snake every thing else = good ol' dubya / I like the 'distress signal' on his lapel. |
 Alien human hybrid funny pictures - / black boob left side. clone hair or top of dress. / Unsure what this black part is, but it's a smooth work overall. |
 Human Flesh Taskes Like Pork funny pictures - 'Human Flesh Tastes Like Pork' / brr. reading the story and seeing this pic scares me. |
 Neanderthals vs Humans funny pictures - Neanderthals More Normal Than We Are. Story Man source here. Skeleton source from Wikipedia. / Gilette spokesman demonstrates "before" and "after" shaving photos |
 Human Chimera funny pictures - Human Animal / Very weird. Good color match, but there's a bit of a blur on his right jaw, shoulder & collar. / That's suppose to be smoke from the cigar.. |
 Human Spine Muscles funny pictures - New medical imaging tests show that Kerry indeed has no spine. / Cool, Gunther von Hagens' chess player. I love this stuff. / No. / now this is a superb example of deathly scary....i truly love this one. |
 Human Torch funny pictures - I guess even superheros need some help sometimes. / It looks good. He's one of my fav comic book characters. |
