Hot Dog Eating Championship
Hot Dog Eating Championship
Hot Dog Eating Championship . In 2004 She won the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest by downing 87 of them in less than 12 min.s. The next day the world bore witness to a fart heard all the way in Scotland.
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Yummy... i remember one movie scene by looking at this Hilarious
Great Job. I would have puffed out her cheeks a little.
No,, Queens don't have puffy cheeks it's just not becoming.

Funny A Hot Potato

A Hot Potato
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Really cute, Hobbit. Congrats on the Bronze.

Funny A Hot Potato

A Hot Potato
Speak of an issue (mostly current) which many people are talking about and which is usually disputed

Funny Dorse on a Hot Day

Dorse on a Hot Day

Funny Old Man Walking on a Pier Watching Hot Air Balloons

Old Man Walking on a Pier Watching Hot Air Balloons
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This is me. An old fart strolling around thinking about what to paint next. That snake symbolizes the carnival of bad thoughts and regrets intruding. The balloons a metaphor for all my hopes and dreams held aloft by hot air. In the jet is my estranged S.O.B. step-father I haven't seen in years. And for very good reasons. Beautiful job. Seriously... nicely done. I'm sure you have your own meanings behind it all. : )
Thanks, Rob. Great interpretation. I find the old man just oblivious enough to still enjoy his day.
There's a lot to be said for obliviousness
Thanks, Gumster. Yes indeed, I would agree. All sorts of words like "run..." come to mind.
Hey RobbNewman, I Like your story that goes with Hidden's chop. Peaceful chop.
The more I look at it the more I think the snake is asking him something and he is telling it to be patient.
Thanks very much, Hobbit. I too find the image has an element of peacefulness about it. Peaceful but on the verge of chaos I think.
Love the atmosphere and the symbols. After that everyone cn give his own interpretation.
thanks, Joan, Eric, Swash, and Lu. Yes, Lu. Sort of a "Keep Calm" and "...." fill in the blank chop.
Thanks, Andrew. Just Short. I had a sea serpent with a kernel of corn for it's eye...Guess maybe I should have thrown that fellow in too. Maybe next time.
Gallery quality, man. Shrug. Sea serpents are cool. If it wants in, let it. That is my policy Top 5 congrats
Top 5 congrats Splat.There is some serious competition going on.
Thanks AndWhat. Thanks, Gummy. Thanks, Hit-man...Good advice. Great contest with a number of tough images to compete against. I "should be" happy with my finish...grrrr
This placed in the fifth slot, but really it can be framed and be a gem in any modern art museum
Much appreciated, Newsy. And thanks for the POD.

Funny Shrek as Broccoli in a Hot Tub

Shrek as Broccoli in a Hot Tub

Funny Hot Air Balloons Upside Down

Hot Air Balloons Upside Down

Funny Bill Clinton in a Hot Tub With Girls

Bill Clinton in a Hot Tub With Girls
Some things, and some people, never change. Slick Willie goes to any length to share his time, efforts and appetites.
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What is her problem, I too will join soon
Where is the problem, melt some viagra pills in the water and Bill .....or anyone else.....
And congrats on the top 5. Bill is always fun to chop

Funny Hot Rod Hillary Clinton

Hot Rod Hillary Clinton
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Its that obvious, huh. Well I'm clearly a masochist for detail with a love for one of the best sources ever shot. And I stumbled across that 57 Bellaire that screamed to be in this chop. Fine tuning the reflections and character build went so smooth. . Can't say enough about good source pics. Good to see that name "Renegade" again.
Holy Cow... Some of you guys are brutalizing this chop. So far it rated an A+ and at 6.9. Be fair and play nice. Jeeeeeeezzze If you're going to vote that low please give a reason why.
Thanks. If that was you that just voted it up from the pit of shame I beg you live a thousand years. XXOO Hhahahaha
Great chop on its own, but within the contest theme it'd work better if Hillary and her face was given a bigger space and focus in the whole composition
Craziness here...really cool...thought it would rank higher, but welcome to the pit of shame ..
Timmy shrugs and sighs. Personally I thought this chop was a visual wrecking ball. It's so vibrant I figured it would vibrate all the way to first hahahaha. Oh well. Thanks AZwoodbox, Luciano, Newsy and Renegade
I didn't offer you my gun this tim for fear you would use it.

Funny Flaming Hot Gay Tim Cook

Flaming Hot Gay Tim Cook
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Perfect blending. Love how you did the button, the Apple hat and earrings.

Funny Hot Air Balloons

Hot Air Balloons
The hot air balloon is the oldest technology of human-carrying flight. Invented in 1782 by the Montgolfier brothers in France, hot air balloons became a huge sensation and an instant commercial success. The Montgolfier brothers specialized in paper manufacturing with their "The Montgolfier Company" at the time. After they invented, patented, and successfully tested their first hot air balloon, they started producing them for their clients. Though hot air balloons were an expensive luxury to afford (averaging about $120,000 in today's money) the Montgolfiers could hardly keep up with the demand for "the flying wonder". The Montgolfier Company still exists in France today, but since it changed hands numerous times it was renamed the "Canson-Montgolfier" and has nothing to do with hot air balloons any more. The company still specializes in paper production just like in its founding days, and produces a wide range of fine art prints and photography prints. Photoshop this photo of hot air balloons (image credit Moriac) any way you wish.

Funny Red Hot Chili Weapons

Red Hot Chili Weapons
"Hot" news from India this week - the Indian government plans to weaponize chili peppers, and use them in tear-gas grenades. "Bhut jolokia", also known as "ghost chili", is grown in India, and is ranked by Guinness World Records as the most piquant of peppers. It has more than 1 million Scoville heat units, way beyond tabasco and jalapeno peppers, which pack 2,500 to 8,000 units. Indian defense officials say that the use of chili peppers in tear-gas grenades will be most effective, since "ghost chili" pungent smell can easily choke terrorists and force them out of their hideouts. Design any weapons using chili peppers any way you wish.

Funny Hot Air Balloons

Hot Air Balloons
Photoshop this hot air balloons image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: changing hese hot air balloons for some other objects, using the hot air balloons in advertisements, movies, paintings, putting the hot air balloons into some unusual environment. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Mark Pilkenton and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

Funny Hot Air Balloon

Hot Air Balloon
Photoshop this hot air balloon image any way you wish. Examples may include giving it a paintjob, merging it with some other object, redesigning this hot air balloon or including it in the paintings. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Thanks to Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

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