Famous celebrity critic getting a dose Member reactions:
that is one gross looking dude, hahaha. nice.
Laughing my arss off those nipples making me high
From the few comments, I am wondering if anyone knows who this guy is. No loss at all if you don't
Great job, but I would not use the pimples. Numerous nips are a great idea
Nope, never seen the guy and never heard of him either, but i am quesing he had it coming . great chopping as usual, hits, and congrats.
No idea who he/she/it is, but definitely gross (ha). Congrats on the Bronze.
Excellent. Thanks for the votes and comments. I thought he was pretty well known for his endless efforts to destroy the credibility of celebrities. Frankly he just this week turned up on my radar on a few threads on facebook so I decided to dish out a little. Sorry about the zits, Newsy, I thought they would be perfect for representing juvenile behavior, which is his shtick The puppy rows are pretty self explanatory hehe
For the sake of a media experiment, the Associated Press didn't publish any news about Paris Hilton, banning her for a week. What a coincidence. Some guy Paris met at a bar was also banging her for a week.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Paris Hilton blackout by showing what things Paris did that didn't make it into the news due to Hilton ban by the Associated Press. Alternatively show what publicity stunts Paris will be doing to get back into the news after she was ignored for a week. Making your entries as magazine covers is a plus.
[ Thursday morning Paris Hilton was handcuffed by the police and charged with DUI. Hours after she was released, Paris Hilton called Ryan Seacrest's morning show on LA's KIIS-FM to issue a statement that she was not charged with DUI and the whole case was "nothing", which contradicts statements from Los Angeles Police Department. ] You know, cops may be the most bothersome bastards on earth, but sometimes they do their job right. And if they put handcuffs on you they have good damn reasons to do it. So Paris Hilton was stopped and handcuffed because either she was driving under influence (which she denies), or because she looked like a hooker working the late shift. When she was handcuffed, she screamed "How dare you! I'm Paris F***ing Hilton, and I stay celibate for a year!" After which, the cops slapped her ass, gave her twenty, and let her go. End of story.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop Paris Hilton handcuffed in whatever environment you choose (as long as it's Safe For Work). Paris can be shown e.g. in jail or in "normal" life, wearing casual, formal, or jail clothes, but she has to be shown in handcuffs.