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Lizard GrasshopperFunny Lizard Grasshopper
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I've seen a lot of these merges of two animals or bugs or whatever but this one is very well done, the colors are perfect and it looks believable.
FReaak job, fantastic and amazing.


Metalic Grasshopper SmokingFunny Metalic Grasshopper Smoking
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"The exhibition was sh1t, dude." Image credit: Main Source (Grasshopper) by Dennis Bos from stock.xchng
. this is a great use of photoshop. great set level multiplies, and good use of the pen tool. good luck ..
MUST view full...wonderful use of source.
Some pretty awesome work in this contest
Thanks janhus, PSMandrake, Kellie, Goat, zorro13, Disasterman111, balodiya, rajeshstar, BOULPIX, Verkukes and NewsMaster for your kind comments. And of course thx to all voters (intresting voting by the way... nearly all in).
Félicitations TiredTom. Du beau travail. Vraiment excellent
congrats TiredTom a pleasant to the eye, the DOF you used is a master.. and Definitely a fave
Hey TiredTom, I swear that when I saw the top three thought they were the same person. This here was my favorite for gold. Anyway, congratulations on the bronze
zorro: Thanks for your kind words. Sleepy dust in my eyes, I missed to finish the smoke layer - there has been a "corner" over the grasshopper's head & a decrease on the contrast there... After I fixed that - some hours before voting has ended - the votings were better - maybe a reason... maybe. But Bronze is also nice (and Salis' roster & Mark's dragon are two killer chops, arent't they). Goat, thanks for asking about a tutorial - I feel honored. I thought about it and would rather give some hints about the image formation than Photoshop techniques - what's more intresting for you. I think all the PS stuff that went into this image is already said by others in the tutorial section. And remember: English isn't my native language...
was my fave too...10 mate... so good...congrats..

Monkey GrasshopperFunny Monkey Grasshopper
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His antena were out of whack. sorted now
gotta be kin to that nutbag Dennis. some shadowing would set this off
that was so funny johnx great as always


David Carridine Fighting GrasshopperFunny David Carridine Fighting Grasshopper
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David Carridine I saw the photos. Zero chance this was a suicide. Bangkok cops are idiots to the tenth power. Maybe the FBI will figure it out. RIP David, you inspired generations.
Awesome tribute. I don't buy the suicide version either.
Great tribute Hitspinner, Congrats on the Silver
Silver congrats, Spinner. Great tribute to a great man here.
Credit goes to david. It is sadly strange that I met Mr. Carridine just two months ago when my grandaughter visited here from Australia. He was charming as the day is long, had a sparkle in his eye and an enthusiasm that said this man loved life. He was also a musician and I thought getting some guys together for a jam was a distinct possibility. I feel rather sad that that will not happen. Fukin life and death, sometimes it makes no sense at all. Be well in whatever travels you now undertake, Master David. We will miss you. Thank you for your support of this chop. It was sent to his family
Congrats Hitster. I like the beat up face effects and the other elements of the chop, but the grasshopper doesn't really work for me. Maybe if it was standing on hind legs it would've looked more plausible or somethin'.... All that said, Great chop. I remember watching Kung Fu as a youngster. (pre-funkwood days) I'd wait in anticipation for each weekly episode, . Cheers.
I know the grasshopper doesn't work for you, Funkwood. He works for me and is pretty handy in the garden. However I may have to let him go as that spittin tobbaco habit is really gross. Actually, the source was just half a grasshopper. I created the bottom half of the body sort of on the fly. Just guessed. It's supposed to be leaping
, nice job, congrats and welcome back. Master Po would love this one too
I knew that was you you always surprise us it's was great work my dear friend Congrats on silver man.........
They are saying the rope position is not unusual with auto-eroticism stuff - even the hands behind the body is 'norm'. I dunno anything about that but it is just sad that this is how he is going to be remembered - a late night TV joke. He was a lot more than that. I luved Kung Fu. I luved his bits on History channel (or was it Discovery) that he did within the past few years. His brother was great on Deadwood in a role that David easily could have done, too. RIP.

Grasshopper Piano RecitalFunny Grasshopper Piano Recital
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There's a chops sticks joke here somewhere
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Sir Elton John Grasshopper great work

Alien GrasshoppersFunny Alien Grasshoppers
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Many fine details here. Love how you added the wings. Excellent ling and shadow work
Nice to see you around again funkwood. great chop.
I wish there were more trophies in this contest to honor this entry. Great to see you again, funkster.
the justice prevailed... and wood got wood.
Thanks all. Not sure if I'm back yet. Still trying to find my groove. It's been a while.

Giant GrasshopperFunny Giant Grasshopper
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Who's bugging who.
Impressive work. Reminds me old Japanese movies
Congratzzz thereal88 for the silver... =D great job.
Congrats on the silver. thekillergrasshopper
Congratulations on your first advanced trophy, thereal.

Monster Grasshopper and Pisa TowerFunny Monster Grasshopper and Pisa Tower
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Original

Giant Grasshopper in Flooded VillageFunny Giant Grasshopper in Flooded Village
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Sources increased the size of the village in the far right, bush used in the wall (crack) in the sky (clouds and lightning), water (wave), effect of rain and day to night
Love how you did the water the reflecting surface and underwater

Grasshopper SushiFunny Grasshopper Sushi
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"no thanks ...i lost my appetite ." "taste like chicken"
*tummy growls* mmmm, grasshopper tis on the menu. nice.
how about some glasshopper and flied lice
Another super entry which is worthy of a trophy.


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