Funny Goats Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Mountain Goat pictures - Photoshop this mountain goat image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: making this mountain goat climb some unusual places and objects, using this mountain goat image in advertisements, movies, paintings, putting the mountain goat into some unusual environment. These are just some ideas.
Many thanks to Pasiphae and Stock Exchange for providing the source image. |
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| Funny Goats in the Army pictures -
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles.
[ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of
lance-corporal after shining on parade.
Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was
demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade
for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran
amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side,
throwing soldiers off their stride.'
In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven,
reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his
commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of
animals in
the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army
ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and
butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the
incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know,
there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my
face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it,
because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the
face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away
with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into
an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army,
butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I
can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn
goa-a-a-a-t."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army.
P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay. |
 Goat Warrior funny pictures - / Awesome chop. but you wouldn't know it was him... / Exceptional chop, as Pike said, but indeed it's hard to guess Antonio, unless you really look at the hair and the eyes.
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 Goat Soldier funny pictures - / Ramn... i have to recognize the brilliant execution done here. Look absolutly GREAT. / Absolutely Stellar Goat warrior. Brilliant / its so real....nice work on shadows and skin / Congratulations Kib, very well deserved / Most amazing action picture in this goat contest. Gold well deserved. / Thanks guys, I was just lucky to find a nice source that hadn't been over-used. |
 Goat Soldier funny images - / oh,he looks so sad. where does the shadow over the writing "snell" come from( the small one). / Well put together, nice lighting...even if he stinks. / Great integration also shadows exept by the shadow/stain over the name tag. / Love the name of this goat. Quality photoshopping.
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 Goat with Saxophone Horns funny pictures - / Beautifully blended - looks so natural and - makes me wanna blow these horns. / This is my all time favoirite source pic. I uses it fo a X-Mas chop once and for some reason just loved manipulating it. The photo just rocks. You did very well with it. |
 Spiral Horned Goat funny pictures - / Congrats x2 luciano. great work on the woody ram. / It's freaking classic. Or should I say "horny". |
 Mountain Goat Pear funny pictures - / Yeah, I agree.Very nicely done, Doxi. Congrads on the silver / This was my favorite in the contest. Love how you did the ram and AF1 in the skies is a cherry on top. |
 Goat General funny pictures - / The goat general looks so realistic, I can't take my eyes off it. / Lovely clear image. He must be in Intelligence. / A General wearing Colonel insignia on his shoulders. I would think a Marine officer would know better. / Clean and excellent execution. Well done Sarge. |
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 Goat King funny pictures - / burnttttttttt the hooofs... congrats .. |
 Two Headed Goat funny pictures - / Very nice...using two different heads rather than mirroring the image. / I like how you made the middle eye part of both goat heads. Creative. |
