Goat in the Military Left Behind
Goat in the Military Left Behind
Goat in the Military Left Behind. This was for another contest, but couldn't finish on time. Hope it qualifies as freak.
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Funky goat. I would have added some weapons to it too (a gun on the back or on the side) just to militarize it more

Funny Gen. Nann E. Goat

Gen. Nann E. Goat
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She is cooool. Looks like a new BotS charater has been born (ha).

Funny Captain Bill Goat

Captain Bill Goat
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Ha, very well done. You could add/increase shadow under his hat.
Definitely one of the best in the show. And I see this goat already did some product endorsements
Making a wee testosterone statement. Hahahahahahahaahahahahaha Nicely done. Was Billy goat Clinton president when this pic was taken. hahahahaha

Funny Islamic State Goat

Islamic State Goat
Bahahahahahaah
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Gold congrats, Tim. Seems you've discovered a new species of Batgoat.
Top of the line chop, congrats on the win.
Yes it is a BillyBat, Doc Thanks mate, DD and Wanderer. Hope I haven't offended any ISIL fans

Funny Goat Soldier

Goat Soldier
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Very nice.
You have fit the goat face expression perfectly. I also like how you did the fur on the hands
Would make a terrific propaganda poster. Congrats on the wood

Funny General Goat T.

General Goat T.
General Goat T. hanging out at home.
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The cheese things seem too light to be on the other side of the couch from the fire. Also the stuff on the couch.
Tons of work and many goat-specific details make this a brilliant entry. The carrot cigar is a hoot. The only touch-up I would do here is add some slight fur on the edges of the goat's head (not as much as on the top or the beard, but just a bit)
Nicely thought out and great composition. Top 5 congrats

Funny No Russian troops in Ukraine, only polite goats!

No Russian troops in Ukraine, only polite goats!
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Overall good. Obviously is evident the difference from the fur of the neck and the hairless body,
Currently it is one of the famous and recognizable 62 years old body in the world and saved it save the sense of picture. Again, no Russian troops in Ukraine.

Funny The men who stare at goats

The men who stare at goats

Funny David Beckham Riding a Goat

David Beckham Riding a Goat
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The goat looks awesome with Pipe.... lovely
Amazing balance and that Pipe is totally mind blowing
I wonder what YOU were smoking when you made this (ha). Nice job, by the way.
Thanks all. And in some states I guess the goat could get a prescription for his pipe

Funny Goat Mixing Drinks in a Bar

Goat Mixing Drinks in a Bar
Pygmy goat found in bar
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Lovely. Guess Peter (Goat) has a scond job.
Funny people do funny things.... bring animals to bar... well represented the news story with this chop... Poor little goat... serving Liquor

Funny Goats in the Army

Goats in the Army
The British have a long lasting tradition of having goats in the army. They serve as mascots, and are also honored with high army ranks, as Billy the goat (full name William Windsor, just like prince William). Goats are chosen at about 5 months old, and serve for 7 to 9 years, after which they retire to British zoos. During their service, each goat receives a ration of two cigarettes per day, which it eats, and is given a pint of Guinness a day after it gets one year old. Photoshop goats in the army of any country. Many thanks to Veroni for the themepost.

Funny Goats in the Army

Goats in the Army
The British have a long lasting tradition of having goats in the army. They serve as mascots, and are also honored with high army ranks, as Billy the goat (full name William Windsor, just like prince William). Goats are chosen at about 5 months old, and serve for 7 to 9 years, after which they retire to British zoos. During their service, each goat receives a ration of two cigarettes per day, which it eats, and is given a pint of Guinness a day after it gets one year old. Photoshop goats in the army of any country.

Funny Mountain Goat

Mountain Goat
Photoshop this mountain goat image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: making this mountain goat climb some unusual places and objects, using this mountain goat image in advertisements, movies, paintings, putting the mountain goat into some unusual environment. These are just some ideas. Many thanks to Pasiphae and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

Funny Goats in the Army

Goats in the Army
Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles. [ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of lance-corporal after shining on parade. Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side, throwing soldiers off their stride.' In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven, reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of animals in the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know, there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it, because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army, butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn goa-a-a-a-t." In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army. P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.

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