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Goat in a BarFunny Goat in a Bar
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Pygmy goat found in bar
Lovely. Guess Peter (Goat) has a scond job.
Funny people do funny things.... bring animals to bar... well represented the news story with this chop... Poor little goat... serving Liquor

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Very realistic... good work on shadows and the blood spills

Goat opps.....Special forces!Funny Goat opps.....Special forces!
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Missed the the Goat Army here it is now.
Great to see the Goat Army, looks tougher then Men
Pity you missed the goat contest, but this chop still rocks.

Mountain Goat SoldierFunny Mountain Goat Soldier
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Goat Guard
very funny to see Goat with the bullet proof jacket and pair of night vision goggles
Hahaha, love the facial expression of the goat. Great chop all around.

Goat attacksFunny Goat attacks
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excellent use of source and put this goat with armour and the jacket wonderful job to see its firing the bullets

Men Who Award GoatsFunny Men Who Award Goats
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Old Goat
The Goat is obliged to get that gallantry medal from the President nice chop to put a cigar and the medal to the brave goat ...
Another cup to add to the collection....well done Veroni
Thank you all very much. Yay. Was tough competition.
Love it Veroni , Congrats on the Woody ...
C'mon get on with it, quit fiddlin' about.

Full Metal GoatFunny Full Metal Goat
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Come on, guys. man-meats and elbows.
they were trained to protect their privates....
Azure. From now you will name all my entries. K.. . Thanks everyone.

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Oh Billy darling, your horns are sooo BIG.
so romantic the goat got a partner to serve

Guide for young goats want to join the ArmyFunny Guide for young goats want to join the Army
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Every young goat in the Army hurry to be a General and every old goat wants to return Lieutenant's time back.

Goat SnipersFunny Goat Snipers
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Dawn raid
Faboluous chop its so fantastically done to see the band of goats who were ready to attack excellent work on it....
I'm in love with this chop. Can I go out on a date with it.
Thank you, glad you like the three billy goats.
Congratulations on the SILVER AzureSky
Way to go AzureSky , Congrats on the Silver ...

Goats in the ArmyFunny Goats in the Army - The British have a long lasting tradition of having goats in the army. They serve as mascots, and are also honored with high army ranks, as Billy the goat (full name William Windsor, just like prince William). Goats are chosen at about 5 months old, and serve for 7 to 9 years, after which they retire to British zoos. During their service, each goat receives a ration of two cigarettes per day, which it eats, and is given a pint of Guinness a day after it gets one year old. Photoshop goats in the army of any country.

Mountain GoatFunny Mountain Goat - Photoshop this mountain goat image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: making this mountain goat climb some unusual places and objects, using this mountain goat image in advertisements, movies, paintings, putting the mountain goat into some unusual environment. These are just some ideas. Many thanks to Pasiphae and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

Goats in the ArmyFunny Goats in the Army - Apparently the British have goats in the army with pretty high titles. [ A disgraced British army goat has been reinstated to his rank of lance-corporal after shining on parade. Billy Windsor, mascot of the 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh, was demoted to fusilier - equivalent of private - after ruining a parade for the Queen's birthday at a military base in Cyprus, when he ran amok. The goat dodged his handler and darted from side to side, throwing soldiers off their stride.' In his first public appearance since his demotion, Billy, seven, reportedly performed exceptionally well and was reinstated by his commanding officer, reports the Scotsman. ] I've heard of animals in the army, but this is the first time I hear of goats with decent army ranks serving Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth by ruining her birthday and butting fellow soldiers. When asked whether he regretted the incident, Billy the goat responded: "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." You know, there's lots of unfairness here. I love to butt people, but I get my face punched every time I do it. Goats do it and they get away with it, because they are goats. It's almost as unfair as being punched in the face for humping girl's legs, when every dog can do it and get away with it. The good news is that I'm growing a goatee and turning into an old goat, then moving to Britain, where I intend to join the army, butting everyone. That way if someone asks me why I'm butting them I can always say: "Whadddaaya wa-a-a-a-nt? I'm a goat-damn goa-a-a-a-t." In this contest you are asked to photoshop goats in the army. P.S. On a second thought, there's lots of old goats in the U.S. Army too, so I might as well stay.

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