Bill Gates Windows Vista Christmas Gift
Bill Gates Windows Vista Christmas Gift
Bill Gates Windows Vista Christmas Gift. ... ahead of Its Time.
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Billy will make money from it if anyone can
The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017 by Tracy Mapes SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States. That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press. This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel. This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become. I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner. As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America. With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America. One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media. And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable. The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution. Red 'X' Society

Funny Christmas Gift for Obama

Christmas Gift for Obama

Funny Christmas Gift for Husband

Christmas Gift for Husband
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Ha ha. A suicide kit. The Carpenters album is a nice touch.

Funny Frying Ants Christmas Gift

Frying Ants Christmas Gift
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It feels so wrong, but I used to have a lot of fun back in day...
Getting the critters to stay still is the hard bit.
This would have sold like the pet rock.. Back in the day, today all the P.E.T.A. tree huggers would fire bomb the factory and all the toy stores in protest.
Congratulations on the magnificent win, NGM.

Funny Wall Street Gift Certificate

Wall Street Gift Certificate
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magic stock picking dart. "one per ... " Totally genius concept.
I think I am going to print this for a gag gift...

Funny Cheap Watch Retirement Gift

Cheap Watch Retirement Gift

Funny Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and George Bush Exchanging Peace Gifts

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and George Bush Exchanging Peace Gifts

Funny Christmas Gift Plan

Christmas Gift Plan
expect your gifts from the new santa...
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LoL... I thought im gonna win when i return, coz the the time i wasnt here. i was in a far far far away place practicing chopping hehehe.. but not enough, ey. LoL

Funny Gift from Santa Claus Painting

Gift from Santa Claus Painting

Funny George Bush Peace Gifts to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

George Bush Peace Gifts to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Bush gives the President of Iran a lovely quilt of himself and he gives bush a patriotic picture of himself.How this should bring PEACE. Source
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This looks like a real snapshot and is a real funny pic.
Good humor in this one. I bet the quilt will keep his camel warm at night.
"That's me, alright, but isn't that...a Puppy Piddle Pad®."
This is some nice work and humor...congrats Hobbit
Hobbit, congrats with the bronze - me really liked this one.

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