“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action. I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene. I want it to be Hollywood all the way. “I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ “I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing like Beyoncé’s.” Member reactions:
To chop all her funeral wishes was a real challenge, but you did an outstanding job, Hidden.
Thanks NewsMaster I almost didn't finish it in time ..
Love this. I'd do one thing...move her leg sticking out to the left and up. Joan was very, very tiny.
Ohh. The bend looks a bit off ,I'll see if I can I might have merged it Thanks pcrdds .
The focus seems a little weird. if the lights are right behind the Rabi and the paparazzi are also right there.. the depth of field is odd. If they need to be blurry I'd tone it down a fair amount. And I agree with pcrdds, her legs are EXTRAORDINARILY long. Nice work getting it all in there.
Awesome. But would be much better without the lights.
Great work, i love it that itts not sad at all.
Congrats on the gold, Pree. Joan should have added "...and I want Preemiememe to chop all that."
aww TY NewMaster I really Loved her,She Felt like family to me. Ty Hitss and Pcrdds ... I tried to put all the things she wanted in the chop
Congratulations. The quote was an added Bonus--Thanks.
I loved this instantly and already shared it on Facebook because everyone loved Joan and this chop says that. SHE would have loved this chop. Congrats on a well deserved GOLD.
Some people actually wake up again, but for others, the party begins. Back to life Member reactions:
the poison bottle and FN newspaper.
Heh heh Newsy. I wanted to include to some bad vices from my past - smoking, drinking, gambling and making crazy Photoshop chops.
This was in 3rd till last 5 min, still ya gotta "Woody" outta it that must feel good LoL
Well actually Kellie, actually it was first until the last 45 minutes, then it dropped to fourth. Strange no. Time to move on perhaps.
nice work manrich . I love 3d works , congrats on the woody and keep up top works
Don't move on manrich....I love your chops....this one was terrific with a lot of imagination.
I didn't know that Manrich I was online only in last 1/2 hr of contest if I recall. Don't let it get ya down bloke, it happens...let it drive you harder, you have talent & I reckon we wanna see more of it.
Many people vote closer to the end - thus positions may change. Wonderful work, congrats on the wood.
Oh dude, we all have dived and crashed at the 11th hour. It is strange. Great chop, I happened to really like it.
What creative products can you think of that would change the funerals customs and industry? Think about ways you would change, or make funerals more exciting or innovative...from flowers, to caskets, to urns, to cemetaries..and on and on.