Santa Flying the Polar Express Drone
Santa Flying the Polar Express Drone
Santa Flying the Polar Express Drone. Surprising Drone Uses
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Santa gone tech savey and delivering tech gadgets this Christmas like it

Funny Obama's Hilary and Biden Riding The Sheeple Express

Obama's Hilary and Biden Riding The Sheeple Express
Get On Board.
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Looks geat. Is that Pufnstuff.. I'm old.
Lot of work seen.... All were enjoying the ride to a Zoo... great attire for Obama and his crew fantastic job done

Funny MenEx Express Postage

MenEx Express Postage
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So does the woman need the big package because they have a big box.
Great Chop in that box and the reflection as well.. The bigger women needs were bigger and this MenEX service will fulfill those Well executed.
24x7 supply , this is very interesting work I like the box and the stuff inside nice mirror effect and its very clean
Pro work and great concept, congrats Salis.

Funny Joe Biden Driving the Election Express

Joe Biden Driving the Election Express
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I'm afraid that Sunshin3's PS style has had an adverse effect on me. "Cute" has become an active word in my vocabulary.
great job…the mini bus looks good...nice touch with the vulture…
Nice desert look imposed, with a funny snake showing which way... I do not know but shadows and the concept of election express is amazing, Good to see Obama in a new look
Nice job, hidden. Love Obama's face and outfit.

Funny Julian Assange Uses American Express

Julian Assange Uses American Express
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The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017 by Tracy Mapes SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States. That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press. This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel. This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become. I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner. As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America. With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America. One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media. And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable. The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution. Red 'X' Society sacramentovalleynews.com

Funny Moonshine Express

Moonshine Express
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Must be that one used in city recently, .
Pespective of the wing and the truck are matched perfectly. Nice job.
Thanks, LunaC. Pure luck, though...had to search sources pics for at least an hour and a half. Thankfully, it's a big ol' internet.

Funny Three stooges in the Phony Express

Three stooges in the Phony Express
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Cool pic, I just wish you would have gotten rid of "joblo.com" from across their stomaches.
I was totally going to, I ran out of time. Thanks for the comment.
, I know how that is. I still have several pics for different contests I never got finished because I ran out out time. I got one for the Denim-Art one I still might send into the FreakShow.
Excellent composition, and I love how you colored the trio
I hear they are making a Three Stooges movie with Johnny Depp as Moe and Sean Penn as Larry. No kidding, it's on the imdb.

Funny Karl Malden's American Express Card

Karl Malden's American Express Card

Funny American Express CPR

American Express CPR
Member reactions:
Freaking superb. Genius idea and execution.
Congrats News1st, very creative Doc Paulson must be at the paddles.
Thank You. AZ. and NewsMaster. Preemiememe. I had You & Iggy Picked for The Win. Thanks for the compliment. Sometimes it seems the Voting doesn't reflect the workmanship or effort that goes into a particular piece. Not that I'm Complaining Right Now.
looks like you did alot of work,, its a great chop congratulations
Congratulations, news1st. Now with your 5th gold you have also graduated from the apprentice section - double congratulations.
Congrats. My favorite are the various medical devices
The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017 by Tracy Mapes SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States. That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press. This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel. This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become. I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner. As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America. With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America. One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media. And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable. The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution. Red 'X' Society sacramentovalleynews.com

Funny Marat's American Express Card Revoced

Marat's American Express Card Revoced
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Revocated is not a word. I think you meant revoked.
Ya would be nice to correct the spelling.
, i hope thats a font and not your hand writing... i dont believe in Choopers that can actually write neat

Funny Express Delivery

Express Delivery
This Saturday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images. Photoshop the photo of this express delivery guy (photo credit: Kamyar Adl) any way you wish. Some examples are - show what unexpected things may happen to the delivery man on the way, make him deliver the boxes into some unexpected places. These are just some ideas. This is a speed contest with just a day for submissions.

Funny American Express

American Express
Days ago American Express asked and received the Fed's approval to become a bank, so that it can use part of the $700 billion bailout amount. Now it wants $3.5 billion out of the $700 billion bailout pie. Amex reasoning for such request is - "we lost a lot of money due to missed credit card payments. Now it's only fair to get part of this money back from taxpayers." Photoshop anything related to American Express company. Some examples are: showing what other type of company AmEx can become (fast food chain? movie company?, etc.) and what products it will offer (meal cards, stamps, etc.); show creative uses for American Express credit cards if the company goes bust, design a new AmEx company logo or new name, design new credit cards for American Express, photoshop movies sponsored or produced by AmEx. These are just some ideas. Here's a good example by Mundo.

Funny Express Hospital Treatment

Express Hospital Treatment
[ Only about a third of hospitals nationwide are meeting the 90-minute standard for treating heart attack patients, so many hospitals attempt to speed up treatment by using time-saving practices and devices. ] I read this and shuddered. That means I have a 33% chance of surviving a heart attack. This news was such a shock I almost had a heart attack. Despite the slow response time by some of the slower acting hospitals patients did not complain. I guess it's hard to complain when you are dead. Hopefully, the doctors and hospitals in my area will comply with these recommendations. I am afraid to go to the hospital even with a broken leg. In this contest you are asked to show different methods of speeding up treatment by hospitals or doctors. Show unusual tools or methods used. An example would be a tree branch to set a broken leg or a chainsaw to perform surgery.

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