Nest Egg
Nest Egg
Nest Egg.

Funny Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched

Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched This idiom is used to express "Don't make plans for something that might not happen".
Member reactions:
Cool

Funny Keep Your Rotten Egg

Keep Your Rotten Egg
Member reactions:
Impressive use of a surrealistic painting.
Congrats, Hobbit. Very Funny Chop. Obama is a chicken butt.
Awesome,creative chop Hobbit,Congrats on the wood
Daliesque indeed... Great chop and glad you caught a cup.
Congrats on the Wood, hobbit .... Another chop that grabs your attention and draws you in ... Nice work.

Funny Hunting For Easter Eggs

Hunting For Easter Eggs
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Dummy Joe searching with Metal/bomb detector a total freak
Thanks, Christine, Swash, eric and luciano.
I LOVE this one. Fantastic. Congrats on the Bronze
Thanks, Andrew, Bob, toledo, Robb and Tim. Appreciate it.
Lampooning Joe Biden is so much fun. Nice one Paul.

Funny Where Easter Eggs Come From

Where Easter Eggs Come From
"Just doin' my job."
Member reactions:
terrible absolutly terrible, I'll keep it.
Congrats on the silver. Excellent. I'm not sure is this X Rated.
A true riot. Cracked me up. Congrats on the silver. That Funkwood fella is a hard nut to crack Actually, you both dam near tied.
Funny Stuff LooneyC ... Great job ... Congrats on the Silver.
Totally hilarious LunaC. Congrats on the silver, it was a real close one.
Thanks everyone. And thanks Newsy for awarding my 100th Pic of the Day. Shouldn't there be a cash prize for that.
This is so darn adorable, love it, congrats.

Funny Happy Easter or new big oil-egg is coming to the market!

Happy Easter or new big oil-egg is coming to the market!
Member reactions:
Looks like process is painful, but he has a lot of experience after sanctions how to keep pain. Why pain have to share all Russians with him.
No pain...Putin's head and Medvedev's body.
Congrats on a great finish, Andrew. One tough crowd this contest.

Funny Ibis Hatching From an Egg

Ibis Hatching From an Egg
Member reactions:
Nice work roadrunner,congrats on the bronze
Thank you all for ur beautiful comments

Funny Easter Alien Egg in the Garden

Easter Alien Egg in the Garden
Watch where you reach
Member reactions:
Congrads fine work.always money in the Bank.
Congratulations. Scary thought...the Pod people are with us.
Creative stuff. Such an evil predator bunny
Bronze Easter egg for Hitz-man. Congrats.

Funny Barack Obama's Easter Egg Hunt at the White House

Barack Obama's Easter Egg Hunt at the White House
Member reactions:
the result of a great effort in this chop... joke with words
Thanks, Tim, Andrew, G-Man, Bob and Newsy.

Funny Kiwi Fruit Easter Egg

Kiwi Fruit Easter Egg

Funny World Egg Day

World Egg Day
October 11, 2013 is World Egg Day. Established by the International Egg Commission in 1996, World Egg Day is celebrated around the world on the second Friday in October to raise awareness of the benefits of eggs. Eggs are a symbol of life and fertility, and provide all necessary nutrients for your body development. So, have some eggs, while you are chopping for this contest! To join the celebrations of World Egg Day, photoshop eggs any way you wish. Some examples are - use eggs in unusual ways, demonstrate how eggs can be used in design of other objects, show what unusual "things" can hatch from eggs, etc.

Funny World Egg Day

World Egg Day
This Friday is World Egg Day which celebrates and promotes the benefits of eggs. Activities on this day include eating many eggs (remember the scene from "Cool Hand Luke"?), have an egg hunt (who says egg hunts are only at Easter!?), and even having an egg throwing contest (it's a big sport in Great Britain). To celebrate the upcoming World Egg Day at Freaking News, photoshop eggs any way you wish. E.g. find creative use for eggs using them for other objects or as part of other objects. Any types of eggs are acceptable, - chicken eggs, crocodile eggs, dinosaur eggs, alien eggs, etc.

Funny World Egg Day

World Egg Day
This Friday is World Egg Day which celebrates and promotes the benefits of eggs. Activities on this day include eating many eggs (remember the scene from "Cool Hand Luke"?), have an egg hunt (who says egg hunts are only at Easter!?), and even having an egg throwing contest (it's a big sport in Great Britain). To celebrate the upcoming World Egg Day at Freaking News, photoshop eggs any way you wish. E.g. find creative use for eggs using them for other objects or as part of other objects. Any types of eggs are acceptable, - chicken eggs, crocodile eggs, dinosaur eggs, alien eggs, etc.

Funny Egg Recall

Egg Recall
An Iowa company on Wednesday broadened a nationwide recall of its eggs to 380 million after some of its facilities were linked to an outbreak of salmonella that has sickened hundreds of people across the country. The outbreak, which federal officials said was the largest of its type related to eggs in years, began in May, just weeks before new government safety rules went into effect that were intended to greatly reduce the risk of salmonella in eggs. The company behind the recall, Wright County Egg, of Galt, Iowa, is owned by Jack DeCoster, who has had run-ins with regulators over poor or unsafe working conditions, environmental violations, the harassment of workers and the hiring of illegal immigrants. 380 million - that's a lot of eggs! It's a shame to just waste them, so let's find creative uses for chicken eggs - e.g. swap other objects for eggs, use eggs as part of devices or as body parts, make some egg-heads, etc.

Funny Eggs

Eggs
Last Friday was World Egg Day which celebrates and promotes the benefits of eggs. Activities on this day include eating many eggs (remember the scene from "Cool Hand Luke"?), have an egg hunt (who says egg hunts are only at Easter!?), and even having an egg throwing contest (it's a big sport in Great Britain). To have a belated celebration of World Egg Day at Freaking News, photoshop eggs any way you wish. E.g. find creative use for eggs using them for other objects or as part of other objects. Any types of eggs are acceptable, - chicken eggs, crocodile eggs, dinosaur eggs, alien eggs, etc.

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