BRUCE CATLIS, DIE HARD
BRUCE CATLIS, DIE HARD
BRUCE CATLIS, DIE HARD.

Funny run or die

run or die
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Amazing work,Nice face expression of Obama
Awesome caricatures & love the hair. Only problem I see are with the shadows.
Excellent chop but I agree with its420there, you must choice from where light comes from.
Great technique. I would change the composition a bit to make more sense - Obama attacking Putin for instance. Michelle attacking Barack makes little sense though. Also, I would decrease the head sizes - when they get too big it's hard to associate them with those tiny bodies.

Funny Die Band auf der Flucht

Die Band auf der Flucht
(The Band on the Run)
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The Bad indeed.

Funny Converse AllStar, Dies Hard

Converse AllStar, Dies Hard
Source Images
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Me likey lots are those the legs of a Wicked Stitch such a smelly death
Thanks very much Newsmaster, Gummy, 420 and QtrMS Yes my friend....smelly, yet a befitting end
Thanks Joan, Lu, Eric, and PSMandrake. 40+ yrs ago they were top of the line for basketball...if you were a serious player you had to have a pair..at $9.50 the Converse grip was superior to the $2.50 shoe.
A powerful and nostalgic image. Congrats on Silver, SplatShot
Thanks 420, Hitz, Doc, Bob, DD, Gummster, Silver-C, and Uncle-C. Thanks everyone for the votes, comments, faves, and all that admin stuff too.
They'll be back one day. Nice work Splat.
Thanks Geri Thanks LunaC, Maybe... I would kinda like a pair of them, just to wear around for kicks.
Thank you very much Andrew. Thanks very much, my friend PSMandrake. 40+ yrs old... I was telling the story thru the eyes of a friend. I do however currently play on a hardwood court. And I wear Ektelon's T9 Roadster. I think the best shoe going.
Congrats Splatshot, beautifully executed.

Funny Dying to be a model

Dying to be a model
Had a touch of the Modiglianis' here.
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Artwork. Liberty/old tapestry,Mandelbrot all togather
Unbelievably sweet.... Love it and congrats on the cup
Conratz on the bronze Laff. Great to see your work Trophy.
Congratulations on Wood, Laff.. Artistic with elegant flair
Congrats on the wood, Laff. Great to see you on the podium again.
Bless you all for the applause. Enjoyed doing this one.. but have been out of commission for months because of a film that grew over my repaired cateract. Unable to see properly to do my art... now I have been lasered... so back at it again. Thanks guys... huggs to all.

Funny Die Hard Smoker

Die Hard Smoker
Will smoke no matter what
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This make a great anti-smoking poster. Top job, Hidden
This is super cool chop, bloody and smoking negative effect to his lung is the news to all
Great entry. Fortunately he got lot of precautions for himself and the others.
Thanks NM, Gummy, Wanderer, Luciano, Eric, Elegary, Pat and, Jere.
NewsMaster is so right, this would make a perfect anti-smoking poster, love it and congrats on the win.
Congratulations on Silver, HitMan. Great Choppin..
Thank you Champ, Bob, Doc and Hobbit. Might be time to take a break
Congrats Hits. boy are you producing them lately. Where do you find the energy and where can i get me some.
Congratz Hit-man. Out of the box freaky. Believe it or not, for some the prospect of this outcome is still not a big enough deterrent to quit smoking. Super Chopping.
Thank you 420. SplatShot. Jere, I am retired/disabled and too busted up to get around our out very easily. It isn't energy that drives me it is actually the lack of. I don't recommend it so take care of your body while you are young and for God's sake don't get old. Anyway, ask Doc, for every chop I enter he enters three and he's older than I am. I'm pretty sure he has a 15 foot tall espresso machine in his kitchen
haha, yeah, i know what you mean. i haven't been taking care of myself at all the last 25 years. irresponsible living has left me with a busted knee, a painful shoulder, prostate problems and i haven't seen a dentist in forever, which i now cannot prospone any longer, since i wake up looking for the ibuprofen every morning.

Funny Conchita El Sausage Must Die

Conchita El Sausage Must Die
Sources Fat from success and too many sweets, voice strained from back to back concerts, Conchita switched to acting for a break. MOVIE REVIEW: In his/her/it's first spaghetti Western Conchita tried to go straight but Sheriff Hetero hunted him/her/it in a relentless man/woman/it hunt until the final showdown in the sleepy town of Corksuccer Flats
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I love the composition, thugh it's really hard to guess Conchita here. Her face shape is long and pointy, here it's round. Her eye makeup is heavy black, here it's none. Maybe you picked a wrong source for her.
Newsey, it is his face EXACTLY with fat added, makeup removed and normal hair restored. Think past all that skinny feminine BS which is the fabricated image. This is the dude as a dude plus 100 pounds. I wasn't even remotely going for the queen look that everyone is familiar with. It has been done. I was restoring or actually creating the guy, ten years from now. Judge for yourself side by side, TY Compare
Thanks Champ. Yeppers, was a pretty big build.
I see you used his source now. But with the heavy eye makeup removed , his lips covered with hair, his eyebrows hidden in shadows, and his beard having a totally different style (from very short stubble to bushy beard that changed his face shape to round from long pointy oval), really hard to see the guy behind Conchita here. Though it IS a fine work. Just if you show it to somebody outside the contest my bet is none will recognize him. I dunno, just seems a bit strange to make a brilliant chop and then make the face unrecognizable. The chop should speak by itself without the text explanations, where the viewer doesn't have to ask "who is this person depicted." If you wanted to show the guy 10 years from now, his face should still be recognizable. Just my opinion.
, this is cracking me up. I'm buying both of you guys glasses and sticking to my guns on this one Hahahaha. PJ, go chop the same pic, add 100 pounds, take off all that silly tweezing, shaving, styling and make-up and see what you come up with. It is amazing what a little un-grooming will do. Hehe Thanks guys. More on this in the forums when I get back fro hospital today.
Hard to recognize her but great work indeed .
Fantastic MASTERPIECE. Everything perfect. Only music can be added. Congrats, Hitspinner.
Thanks Luciano, lack of recognition was actually the whole point. You guys can see the post in forums under Conchita. And by the way folks, there are no hard feelings here among friends. Valid points were raised and it is all good. I cherish the input.
Congrats on the Gold (by the way, I wouldn't recognize him/her/it anyway, without this site posting about 'whateveritis', but I still see the likeness.
Congrats on the gold, Hits. See more discussion in the forums
I liked it

Funny Die Holiday Hard

Die Holiday Hard
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Fantastic work.... well designed and great work in the title as well
Silver for Jim to - you ruled this contest. Congrats again.
That's one gritty lookin` Santa. Nice work jimshorts
A twosome. Great work, you are on a roll. Congrats

Funny Kenny Dies Again

Kenny Dies Again
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Nice editing.... well done with the Egg concept looks good ...

Funny Die Hard

Die Hard
please try again
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He is Bruce.... and its hard for him to Die.... Very funny.. love this new poster Waiting for its release good chop.... love the war scene created behind
Superb. Great Promot Cant wait till release of the movie Great work done here
This is my favorite of the two nice work on the aging process Funny as well.

Funny Ratatouille, Die Hard 4, and Sicko

Ratatouille, Die Hard 4, and Sicko
Pixar's "Ratatouille" opened as number 1 movie in America this weekend with the estimated ticket receipts of $50 million. Following this rat race is "Die Hard 4" flick with Bruce Willis which keeps the second spot after opening last Wednesday. Michael Moore's documentary "Sicko" opened in only 441 theaters on Friday, but did exceptionally well in each theater, and holds the 9th place in gross box office receipts. Combine any of the following movies - "Ratatouille", "Die Hard", and "Sicko" - in cross-placing characters, movie scenes, posters, or merging in any other way. You can design the new movie titles or keep the old ones. We will allow any of the "Die Hard" installments to be used, however "Die Hard 4" is preferred. Merging all the three films into one is allowed; or just take any two of them.

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