Surreal Darwin Evolution
Surreal Darwin Evolution
Surreal Darwin Evolution. originally this pic was just going to be the pic of the clone trooper,but then I came to my sences and realized that this wasnt freaky enough for freak show. The clonetrooper source I was was a screencapture from star wars 3, which I then vectored.Once I had the alien in there, I just kept adding and adding. I hope you like it.
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thanks geriatric,good ole triumph the insult talkin dog
love it..yep, that dog is wicked....Overall great image..
holy crap i got 4rth......i was happy with 5th,but i will take it....thanks gang

Funny Darwin's Endless Forms Most Beautiful

Darwin's Endless Forms Most Beautiful
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Very cool. Luv the shadows and the interesting font.
cool one crusader , keep going to the best

Funny Darwin Hedgehog

Darwin Hedgehog
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Congratulations on the golden hedgehog fish, news1st. Your last apprentice contest gold - triumph and sadness here
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Funny Proof of Darwin's Theroy of Evolution

Proof of Darwin's Theroy of Evolution
We finally see what was under Darwin's ugly black hat, and what truly was the inspiration behind his theory of evolution.

Funny Charles Darwin in the Army

Charles Darwin in the Army
Charles Darwin may be old but he knows ALL about survival of the fittest.
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Charles Darwin, doing his usual job of "natural selection" of species. So far today, 3 crocs, 5 giraffes, and 2 birdies won't make it to next evolution stages.
Since his beard interfered with his camouflage, Darwin probably won't be among the ones surviving the natural selection caused by the opposite side's rifles.
. Lordy help him if he has to put on a gas mask.

Funny Darwin Theory

Darwin Theory
Darwin's Dream
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This gives the term 'necking' a more literal meaning.
The only work of the contest with legitimate changed evolution, great job.
HEY bypass's the gag reflex ..wanna neck.

Funny Darwin Eagles Football Fan

Darwin Eagles Football Fan

Funny Screw Darwin

Screw Darwin
If teenagers can...
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lovely dog and lovely mouse, and i agree screw darwin
hurry,there comming get me tha new Water bowl too.

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