Funny Cruises Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Half a Century Cruise pictures -
Just days after Tom Green celebrated his 50th birthday, another Tom is turning half a century this Wednesday, and he is probably the most famous Tom in the world, much known for his good looks and acting as well as his controversial behavior - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Cruise is also known for his support of and adherence to the Church of Scientology.
To mark the upcoming 50th birthday of Tom Cruise, photoshop him any way you wish.
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Top Gun star Tom Cruise is celebrating his 45th birthday today. Which is somewhat hard to believe. It seems like just yesterday he was giving bizarre interviews, promoting space lords doctrine in Hollywood, and jumping on Oprah's couch. Tom Cruise turns 45 today, which is 450 in monkey's years.
To mark his 45th birthday, photoshop Tom Cruise any way you like. Examples may include the movies he could have starred in, celebrities he could have dated, religions he could have promoted, putting him in the old paintings, magazine covers with scandals, or anything else you have in mind.
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| Funny Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Wedding pictures - [ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have exchanged wedding vows in a floodlit Italian castle this Saturday.
The wedding was celebrated by a Scientology minister in accordance with the couple's faith and attended by a host of show business stars. ]
I did't think they had balls to do it, but TomKat finally tied the knot. Let's just recall a chain of events here. Holmes converted to Scientology after meeting
Cruise. Cruise, however, never fulfilled his promise to convert to heterosexuality. Suri is a living proof that Tom Cruise did sleep with Holmes. And I am talking about John Holmes here, folks. I am not trying to say Tom Cruise is gay or something, all I'm saying is that he's not heterosexual.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to TomKat wedding.
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| Funny 50 ways to fire Tom Cruise pictures - "Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
Show
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that. |
| Funny Tom Cruise pictures - Create images of Tom Cruise battling other celebrities or politicians. Or create images that reflect Tom Cruise expertise in all areas of life. |
| Funny Tom Cruise & Penelope Cruz Breakup pictures - Show the reasons for breakup betweek Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, or photoshop how they broke up. Alternatively show what romantic encounters await them in the future.
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 Tom Cruise Monster funny pictures - / Indeed. Very nice entry and a must in full view / Nice effects, but it looks like Patrick Swayze to me.... sorry... . / Very crisp I like the extra horns on the face too. / amazing work burntfaery keep up top works friend
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 Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise Baby funny pictures - / , love how the baby is drooling. IS the halo around the baby's head intentional. / Thank you, DD. NM & RT. Yes, the halo is intentional, an added spoof on parents that act like their newborns are the second coming when they are in reality little screaming, crapping machines just like all babies. / bronze deserve ... a good work hitspinner -------------congratulations---------------- / Thank you. How come nobody commented on the green mist comingfrom the kid's diapers. By the way, I sound a little anti kid but I am not hahahaha I'm just realistic. / Pitt is a beautiful mommie here and the baby is the center attraction, it seems he needs some clean diapers You did an awesome job, bronze congrats... / Thanks. Yeah, Pitt makes a decent looking chick But I had to thin up his jowels and chin to pull it off. For some weird reason, mixing the two faces made a kid that looks a wee bit like Mathew McConaughey / hit the wise, congrats on the win my friend, and wish you a happy and ( Healthy ) new year.. / FUNNY STUFF. Glad I beat you though. I was long overdue. Congrats on the bronze. / Congrats spinner, cracked me up from the beginning. |
 Mr. & Mrs. Cruise funny pictures - / , first and last time i will ever say... the beard really matches the hair also i imagine it might of been by accident, but i love how the cheek mole is on opposing side for each sex (lucky flip.) / Excellent. Well done and really funny. But the fringe on top of the surfer Tom is a distraction. They make a nice couple. / In Holland they have a great car GPS called TomTom. This couple would make a great endorsement for this brand
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 Tom Cruise funny pictures - / ... not only face the whole body is bigger the Aircraft carrier looks small good thought on this chop / Best Of Luck Fantastic work done Nice Composition |
 Penelope Cruise Stoned funny pictures - |
 Short Tom Cruise funny pictures - I included the source because their feet look weird and I didn't want you to think it's was my fault. source / Tom must'v removed his inserts Clean wk. / Looks great, but you're right, there's definitely something weird perspective-wise with feet vs. background. Think its because of camera flash casting shadows oddly. / Thanks for the nice comments. Kellie, BeninNy, It looks like the feet don't even belong to this photo, as if I just stuck them there. But I didn't, that's why it's good to show your sources. / Oh God, your right. I wonder if this was already worked on pre-publication. / haha my son was looking over my shoulder and said " tom cruise is really short ." / This one's not too much of a stretch(no pun intended, heheheh), he's only 5'7" in real life. I like the charlie chaplin stance. congrats on the wood mia. / Wood congrats, Mia. Hilarious and looks quite natural |
 The Caveman Cruise funny pictures - Happy Birthday.. / Nice job. I would like to add some fire lighting on the face and the front part which is nearer to fire. |
 Tom Cruise as Elvis Presley funny pictures - / nothing worse than a freak with a guitar good job though / This could be a good look for him. Neato. / Only in Tom Cruise dreams he'd be as popular as King or Rock Elvis was. Quality entry. / Congrats Junka, so does this mean Katie Holmes gets renamed to Priscilla. |
 TOM CRUISE LINES funny pictures - TOM buys himself a lil boat, the S.S.Katie. All aboard. / Love this idea, LOVE. The flying saucers are a great touch, too. / Also love how he's sporting the Scientology logo on his uniform |
 Cruise Ship funny pictures - NEWS JUST IN. 100 Luxury Ferries Issued to Large well established Tourist Company. A UK spokes person said, "If all goes well the new fleet of 100 strong, will be put to good use for many long years to come." / Lots of great detail. Love the water spout. Even spellcheck wouldn't have caught the SALE / SAIL error (but it would have caught "receive"). ________________________________ Fixed. Now it's perfect. / Blimy, thats what happens when you get to bed at 3 in the morning. cheers for that . |
