Just days after Tom Green celebrated his 50th birthday, another Tom is turning half a century this Wednesday, and he is probably the most famous Tom in the world, much known for his good looks and acting as well as his controversial behavior - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Cruise is also known for his support of and adherence to the Church of Scientology.
To mark the upcoming 50th birthday of Tom Cruise, photoshop him any way you wish.
Top Gun star Tom Cruise is celebrating his 45th birthday today. Which is somewhat hard to believe. It seems like just yesterday he was giving bizarre interviews, promoting space lords doctrine in Hollywood, and jumping on Oprah's couch. Tom Cruise turns 45 today, which is 450 in monkey's years.
To mark his 45th birthday, photoshop Tom Cruise any way you like. Examples may include the movies he could have starred in, celebrities he could have dated, religions he could have promoted, putting him in the old paintings, magazine covers with scandals, or anything else you have in mind.
[ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have exchanged wedding vows in a floodlit Italian castle this Saturday.
The wedding was celebrated by a Scientology minister in accordance with the couple's faith and attended by a host of show business stars. ]
I did't think they had balls to do it, but TomKat finally tied the knot. Let's just recall a chain of events here. Holmes converted to Scientology after meeting
Cruise. Cruise, however, never fulfilled his promise to convert to heterosexuality. Suri is a living proof that Tom Cruise did sleep with Holmes. And I am talking about John Holmes here, folks. I am not trying to say Tom Cruise is gay or something, all I'm saying is that he's not heterosexual.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to TomKat wedding.
"Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that.