Funny Tom Cruise pictures -
Top Gun star Tom Cruise is celebrating his 45th birthday today. Which is somewhat hard to believe. It seems like just yesterday he was giving bizarre interviews, promoting space lords doctrine in Hollywood, and jumping on Oprah's couch. Tom Cruise turns 45 today, which is 450 in monkey's years.
To mark his 45th birthday, photoshop Tom Cruise any way you like. Examples may include the movies he could have starred in, celebrities he could have dated, religions he could have promoted, putting him in the old paintings, magazine covers with scandals, or anything else you have in mind.
Funny Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Wedding pictures - [ Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have exchanged wedding vows in a floodlit Italian castle this Saturday.
The wedding was celebrated by a Scientology minister in accordance with the couple's faith and attended by a host of show business stars. ]
I did't think they had balls to do it, but TomKat finally tied the knot. Let's just recall a chain of events here. Holmes converted to Scientology after meeting
Cruise. Cruise, however, never fulfilled his promise to convert to heterosexuality. Suri is a living proof that Tom Cruise did sleep with Holmes. And I am talking about John Holmes here, folks. I am not trying to say Tom Cruise is gay or something, all I'm saying is that he's not heterosexual.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything related to TomKat wedding.
Funny Tom Cruise pictures - Create images of Tom Cruise battling other celebrities or politicians. Or create images that reflect Tom Cruise expertise in all areas of life.
Funny 50 ways to fire Tom Cruise pictures - "Paramount Pictures has ended its 14 year production deal with Tom
Cruise citing that his off-screen behavior was unacceptable to the
studio." There were a number of things that were bugging Paramount
about Tom Cruise - the check list included: eating placenta, Oprah
Show
couch-jumping, publicly strange relationship with Katie Holmes,
picking fights with Matt Lauer about Ritalin, and dull
remarks about Brooke Shields.
In addition, Paramount was looking for any reasonable explanation that
Suri Cruise does exist, but after months of Tom's dancing around the
subject and not showing the baby to them (or to anybody else),
Paramount started to get a feeling they've been a victim of a huge
scam. Finally, last week Sumner Redstone, whose company owns Paramount
Pictures, personally asked Tom "Where's Suri?", and Tom Cruise
answered "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do." That's
when Paramount decided to fire this Scientology clown and all his
circus. The bottom line is the 44-year-old man has to act his age, or
his actions will be as unpredictable as Mel Gibson's words on a
moonlit night in Malibu. And Hollywood studios prefer stability to a
behavior worthy of a monkey which was shot out of a cannon into
an elephant's ass.
In this contest we ask you to show how
Paramount Pictures could let Tom Cruise know he's fired - memos,
official letters, billboards, post it-notes, postcards, magazine
covers, or any other creative ways of your choice. If you choose the
letter/memo type of entry you are encouraged (but not required) to
make the letter/memo with attached photographic evidence of Tom's actions that
were the reason for firing. Keep in mind that any entries including
smaller text may not look/read good in resized version, unless you
prepare them in 500 pixel wide image before submission.
P.S. There may be 50 ways to leave your lover and there must be even more ways to fire Tom Cruise. It'd be nice if we could pull at least 50 entries in this contest. But quality is always of "Paramount" importance, even Tom Cruise knows that.
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes funny pictures - Mr Cruise's weapon of choice is, of course, the E-meter. / Great entry, and thanks to it I learned what e-meter is. Learning something new every day with this site / For your next mission, Newsy, you are to open up an E-meter and see if there's really anything going on inside.
Misha Barton and Tom Cruise funny pictures - Misha Barton and Tom Cruise / looks like she got punched in the face i like it / Tom Cruise. You mean after being hit by a truck.
Tom Cruise Partial Face Transplant funny pictures - I've always thought these two looked suspiciously alike. Originals / , real nice. Good blend on the beard. / very great work but you may add some beard to the right side also / Thanks. Krish, thanks for the suggestion, but this is the look I was going for. / Great chop. Camilla shows class by shaving too. / who is the other celeb with Tom Cruise. I don't see the name anywhere. thx.
Tom Cruise Apologizes funny pictures - "Please forgive me, Brooke. My career is in the toilet." Story Original / Now that's I've done that, where your couch. I left my tighty whities behind it. / Love the setup and execution. That's Tom Cruise's way to apologize / Hehehe I'm afraid this would be the only way of seeing Tom Cruise apologize. TCIAGH. / great execution even i'm kind tired of ren entries
50 Cent + Tom Cruise funny pictures - Tom Cruise and 50Cent cross is 50/50 bulletproof. Full view is bigger. / Hahah, definitly get's extra points for humor. Great execution and idea . / Remarkable job. Both sides look good individually and in combination.
Tom Cruise funny pictures - Sumner hired Nicole Kidman to give Tom the ax. She enjoyed lopping his head off very much. Please view full . original / great painting, excellent bland in, tom and nicole look great / Brilliant 'chopping' of Cruise, in all senses of this word / Excellent job. And very funny. This painting looks very authentic. / Next on PayPerView: The best Tom Cruise entertainment spectacular ever... The firing to end all firing. Tom Cruise Chop-O-Rama. / Agree. / congrats on the win. freaking awsome entry
Tom Cruise Bill Gates funny pictures - "That's your problem right there. You just don't know computers, Bill. That's why Microsoft will never amount to anything."
Tom Cruise funny pictures - Tom Cruise, after 4 more failed relationships with women, comes to terms with his inner glutton, yet still fails to come 'out'. / If Tom Cruise and John Goodman had a child. / Looks Like a Roman Emperor...Julius Cruise / . / Nice job, but the green highlights are a bit strange. / Hahaha Congrats Mid..I knew this was yours. / Am so happy someone made an ID. I'm blonde, and not into blimps.
Tom Cruise funny images - / Agreed Stimpy...wooo hooo Tommy in a thong.... This is great. I love it / . I'm not even going to bother to enter now.
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding funny pictures - Katie looks a little glazed over. View Full For A UFO Spectacular / This is a freakin funny image. The UFO Spectacular is spectacular too. / .... This is hillarious.... Great job.. / Gawd I hope they don't honeymoon here in Clearwater. / Out-freaking-standing Scientology rules. - all these UFOs are super cool
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes funny pictures - Mr Cruise's weapon of choice is, of course, the E-meter. / Great entry, and thanks to it I learned what e-meter is. Learning something new every day with this site / For your next mission, Newsy, you are to open up an E-meter and see if there's really anything going on inside.
Misha Barton and Tom Cruise funny pictures - Misha Barton and Tom Cruise / looks like she got punched in the face i like it / Tom Cruise. You mean after being hit by a truck. 
Tom Cruise Partial Face Transplant funny pictures - I've always thought these two looked suspiciously alike. Originals / , real nice. Good blend on the beard. / very great work but you may add some beard to the right side also / Thanks. Krish, thanks for the suggestion, but this is the look I was going for. / Great chop. Camilla shows class by shaving too. / who is the other celeb with Tom Cruise. I don't see the name anywhere. thx.
Tom Cruise Apologizes funny pictures - "Please forgive me, Brooke. My career is in the toilet." Story Original / Now that's I've done that, where your couch. I left my tighty whities behind it. / Love the setup and execution. That's Tom Cruise's way to apologize / Hehehe I'm afraid this would be the only way of seeing Tom Cruise apologize. TCIAGH. / great execution even i'm kind tired of ren entries
50 Cent + Tom Cruise funny pictures - Tom Cruise and 50Cent cross is 50/50 bulletproof. Full view is bigger. / Hahah, definitly get's extra points for humor. Great execution and idea . / Remarkable job. Both sides look good individually and in combination.
Tom Cruise funny pictures - Sumner hired Nicole Kidman to give Tom the ax. She enjoyed lopping his head off very much. Please view full . original / great painting, excellent bland in, tom and nicole look great / Brilliant 'chopping' of Cruise, in all senses of this word / Excellent job. And very funny. This painting looks very authentic. / Next on PayPerView: The best Tom Cruise entertainment spectacular ever... The firing to end all firing. Tom Cruise Chop-O-Rama. / Agree. / congrats on the win. freaking awsome entry
Tom Cruise Bill Gates funny pictures - "That's your problem right there. You just don't know computers, Bill. That's why Microsoft will never amount to anything."
Tom Cruise funny pictures - Tom Cruise, after 4 more failed relationships with women, comes to terms with his inner glutton, yet still fails to come 'out'. / If Tom Cruise and John Goodman had a child. / Looks Like a Roman Emperor...Julius Cruise / . / Nice job, but the green highlights are a bit strange. / Hahaha Congrats Mid..I knew this was yours. / Am so happy someone made an ID. I'm blonde, and not into blimps.
Tom Cruise funny images - / Agreed Stimpy...wooo hooo Tommy in a thong.... This is great. I love it / . I'm not even going to bother to enter now.
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding funny pictures - Katie looks a little glazed over. View Full For A UFO Spectacular / This is a freakin funny image. The UFO Spectacular is spectacular too. / .... This is hillarious.... Great job.. / Gawd I hope they don't honeymoon here in Clearwater. / Out-freaking-standing Scientology rules. - all these UFOs are super cool 
