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Funny Cow Gymnasts at the Animal Olympics

Cow Gymnasts at the Animal Olympics
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This is awesome. Looks like something one would see in the old comic strip The Far Side.
So, did your jaw fall off the hinge to discover a cup for your chop...... Hahahah great one Duane, funny stuff and congrats. Really stiff competition this time
Got Milk. No got Wood. Congrats on the cup, H-H Great piece of work.
congrats, HH. it made me laugh, so thanks for that.

Funny Cow Lady in the Living Room

Cow Lady in the Living Room
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...Good one Hidden. She didn't look like this last night.

Funny Milking Cow with Tiger

Milking Cow with Tiger

Funny Aliens vs Cows

Aliens vs Cows
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scary cool Silvercanine.... congrats....
Gold congrats Dr. Silvercuspid. Welcome back.
Congratulations, SilverC. That's One Freaky Alien. Great to see you back my friend.

Funny Cow with Two Legs

Cow with Two Legs
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Where its forelegs... and how she balanced herself

Funny Half Cows in a Field

Half Cows in a Field
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Clever ideas but using the same subject.....

Funny Cow CO2 Energy Converter

Cow CO2 Energy Converter
More than $1.2 billion raised for fuel cell startup despite lack of profitability or sustainable value proposition
Member reactions:
This is so complicated. I assume this is about India.
Sorry, kicks herself. Definitely outstanding and brilliant entry.
Marvelous chop. You obviously spent time working this out. It shows your ability off very well.

Funny Aliens Stealing a Cow

Aliens Stealing a Cow
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Holy Cow. (somebody had to say it)
He shouts, she shouts...what should the cow say .
Lu, "Eat Mor Chikin"

Funny The Cow Girl Pin Ups

The Cow Girl Pin Ups
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I really like the pin up girls created by Gil Elvgren. I am curious if this is against FN rules of using someone works of art.
Used people's work of art before , no problem.
I hope this can be made possible with me... I have some pics of her and love to see her live in my drawing room
Wonderful out-of-bounds artwork, Hidden. I'd make the chicken lighter a bit.
Congrats on the Wood hobbit … nice work … there were a lot of great pinup artist from that era and Elvgren is right at the top of the list in my book.
Beauty indeed and I mean the chop Congrats on the wood, Hobbit, no small feat in this one.
Beautifully done. Great combination of cowgirls.

Funny Feeding Cow

Feeding Cow
Photoshop this image of feeding cow (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: dressing up the feeding cow, making people or animals ride this feeding cow, merging the feeding cow with other creatures, making this cow feed in some unusual environment, using this feeding cow image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas. This is an Apprentice Contest. You are eligible to enter this contest if you have less than 5 golden trophies at Freaking News. You have 5 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Rubyblossom for providing the source photo.

Funny Running Cow

Running Cow
Photoshop this cow image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: merging this cow with some other animals or objects, showing people riding this cow, using this cow image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Michal Zacharzewski and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

Funny Cow

Cow
You are asked to photoshop this cow image in any way you like. It's a picture of a Swedish cow taken by hygglobert. We can't exactly call it a "fat cow", and it's not exactly Nicole Richie either. In other words, it's politically correct cow (especially considering it's Swedish). Part of the source image must be used in your entry. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here. Thanks to tigerprincess for sponsoring this contest and to hygglobert for supplying the theme, and to fat cow for posing for the photo.

Funny Human Cow Hybrids

Human Cow Hybrids
[ UK scientists have applied for permission to create embryos by fusing human DNA with cow eggs. The resulting embryo will technically be a chimera - a mixing of two distinct species into one. The embryos will be used for stem cell research against Parkinson's Disease, strokes, and Alzheimer's Disease. ] So, in other words British mix cows and human genes for the sake of treating Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and strokes. I can see other benefits of cow-human species too. How many of you guys would say no to dating a girl who is as healthy as a cow, always silent (apart from occassional sexy moos), and can make Pamela Anderson feel sorry with her udders? And you can tell your milkman to kiss your ass. As long as you have cookies, you're set for life. In this contest you are asked to show what human-cow species will look like. Your creation can look more like a cow or more like a human. Feel free to use politicians or celebrities as your 'victims'. P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following anonymous email: "Ah, those Angliches, they are so clever ! And what a good idea, using our gènes to cure all those poor demented cows. Unfortunately, we in France are a little behind on our research, but a as the spokesman for our scientific team said recently, "Judging by the recent advances our scientists have made in this field, we are confident that our French cows will soon be able to lay eggs. (an anonymous French researcher)"

Funny Celebrities with Mad Cow Disease

Celebrities with Mad Cow Disease
Show the evidence that mad cow disease has already affected many politicians and celebrities.

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