HALF COWS
HALF COWS
HALF COWS. Member reactions:
Clever ideas but using the same subject.....

Funny It's Your Cow

It's Your Cow
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Holy Cow. (somebody had to say it)
He shouts, she shouts...what should the cow say .
Lu, "Eat Mor Chikin"

Funny Fenced In Cow

Fenced In Cow
First Grade Cows 04/20/2013
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excellent use of lighting and the milky Cow with goggles looks stunning good work
I think that kids really see fences this way. Great.
Thank you NewsMaster, SplatShot, sulliishere, ericnorthend, rajeshtar, balodiya, lucianomorelli, & silvercanine

Funny Cow in Pink Shoes

Cow in Pink Shoes
Doodle
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LOVE how you did the cow. The grass, sky and sun would be better in distorted photo-realism style, as the contest calls for
Thank you Elegary & NewsMaster Ok. But just for the record, I liked it how it was before the edit
I think it rocks after the edit. Otherwise it did not have this consistency - the cow was done with one technique and the background with a totally different technique
I will have to agree with NewsMaster. Even though I never saw your entrée prior to the edit....
Thank you ericnorthend, rajeshtar, SplatShot, balodiya, lucianomorelli, & silvercanine
its420here I think this is so cute... Congratts....
Thank you pcrdds, geriatric, preemiememe, & MsgtBob Preemiememe, I think yours is adorable.
Thank you Wanderer, hobbit90, & NewsMaster

Funny American Government Cows

American Government Cows
Mooo
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The shadows need to me smaller and darker, I think. Cool idea though. Bo is a nice touch

Funny Herd of Fruit Fly Cows

Herd of Fruit Fly Cows

Funny Bull and Cow Fly

Bull and Cow Fly
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Ha, ha, ha good. Did you try a soft yellow on cows heads .

Funny Cannibal Cow

Cannibal Cow
Got Beef. Does not taste like chicken. Best View
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Thanks very much Hobbit. Thanks Jere. Thank you Joan.
Holy Cow
Sweet. Reminds me of a story of a surgeon that could not stand the idea of bones in his body so removed nearly all of them by himself. Great chop.
Superb . After the pig (if I remember) and before ... an elephant .
Vomit its bone.. not digestive Genius work good luck
Thanx very much, Sulli Thanx Gummy yeah.. he's holy and boneless. :0 Thanx you Balo Yes Lu your right.. a virtual Zoo Thanx. Thank you Eric, I'll keep my boney fingers crossed. Thanks Friend, Doctor S-Canine. THanks Hit-Man......
Congrats SS.Which one do you like best, the pig or this one. This one didn't have the shock factor but I think it is more freaky . Beautiful job.
Thanks Doc Paul. Thank you friend, Jeremix. Thanks very much Hitz. Easy, I like the Pig best...I prefer the warmer colors and the simplicity of the lone sunflower really make the connection with me. Thanks, Great Question Hitz.
Congrats on the gold but considering a few weeks ago your hog throwing up his bones stopped me from ever eating pork chops again and now this cow and my hamburgers. If you chop a chicken next week there will be nothing left for me to eat and I will starve to death. And it will all be your fault.
Tanks NewsZ. Yeah your right...kinda like the food-chain buck stops here sorta thing.
Congrats on the Gold. The ret of the animal kingdom to follow (ha).
A well deserved gold for a stunning chop,congrats splatshot
Much Appreciated. TY Kellie Tanks, Bob. Gummy is sure to starve. Thanx Andwhat. Thanks Geri. Thanx very much Andrew. I Appreciate the Favorite. Great fun. A big rocking thanks to all who took time to vote and/or comment.

Funny Chips Cops in California with a Cow

Chips Cops in California with a Cow
I imagined the chips as police of the far west ... with a nice hat for cowboys. The "COW C.H.I.P.S" I HOPE THAT YOU LIKE THE IDEA. my source images: http://s71.photobucket.com/user/Riccardo_Boscolo_Cegion/media/Untitled-1_zpse3a3e067.jpg.html
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Brilliant, pro work. The unresized view is breathtaking.
I like the sun here, and you played with the lights. Amazing chop.
Excellent work... Yeah, it is a cool idea. I own that same model gun in Ponch's holster. Would know it anywhere. It is a German J.P. Sauer & Sohn, {Montanna Marshal} 44 magnum imported by Hawes firearms. Good choice hahahaah well done.
hidden. I suppose if you have to have a reputation over guns, too many is better than too few. At least some other country won't be getting any silly ideas about invading us At my old home we had a private gun range and would shoot all the time. We have a range in the family but it takes a long time to drive out to the property so I don't get to shoot much. I would think Italy would arm everyone since your country has invaded and has been invaded since the dawn of time, practically . It is an Italian/American tradition here for Italians to own guns Heheheheh. I took a picture of my gun for you. 44 Mag
No words to express how impressive are these caricature.
Wonderful composition and execution, great caricatures and the colors are sweet … I don't think that fence is going to hold that giant cow, though … Splendid Chopping.
RickyTrek Wins Silver. Congratulations RT-1.
Great chop so congrats on silver Rickytrek1 and good choice with Chip's.
Always brilliant my friend. I will frame this one Congrats on the silver... Take care of my gun hehehe.
A wonderful chop of Chips carictures, Ricky. Congratulations winning the Silver.
Congrats on the Silver, Ricky … quite the impressive show of work in this FS.

Funny Cow Conquistador on a Farm

Cow Conquistador on a Farm
A Spanish Conquistador Cow. This Renegade Explorer has discovered the original Chick-fil-A. Source Images
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Thanks Evirio. Thank you Sass.
Excellent Image, perfect fixing of all parts
Thanks Gummy. Did you know the term cowabunga was first coined in the 50's by Chief Thunderthud of the Howdy Doody Show. Enjoy Chief Thunderthud
Thank you very much Eric. Thanks Sulli. Much appreciated.
Very nice, love the cow and congrats on the win.
Thanks Balo, NewsM, Evirio, Geri, Hobbit , Gumster, Doc Paul, and Elegary. Thanks one million Everyone. I appreciate all the fantastic comments and votes. This was A super fun contest.
Congrats on Gold Splats... it's MooooRRRifffic..
Holy Cow. we must have posted at the same time. Thanks Jim.
Gold Congrats Splat … Great composition and execution, and I love the color and tone … It might have looked even better if the resolution quality of the cow matched that of its outfit … and are you meaning to say "eat more chicken" on your sign. If so, I believe it would read "coma más pollo" … Splendid chop nonetheless.
Congratulations on the gold, SS. Cute chop, well done and W2G.
Thanks QMS, I agree with you on the quality of the cow. I am not an expert on the Spanish language, but the best that I can tell "coma" and "comer" translate (via Google translator) into the same word "eat". Possibly you can explain the difference to me... Thanks again..
I believe that "comer más pollo" translates in English as "to eat more chicken", and "coma más pollo" translates as "eat more chicken" … and keep in mind, much to my dismay, I may be the king of nitpicking
Thanks QMS..no problem. What the hay, cows can't spell anyway.
Just to set the record strait Billy, for me if for no-one else. I spoke to a Spanish speaking, bilingual co-worker today. Who incidentally had reviewed this picture before the contest voting began. And she assures me that "comer" is the proper form of the word in this context.

Funny Feeding Cow

Feeding Cow
Photoshop this image of feeding cow (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: dressing up the feeding cow, making people or animals ride this feeding cow, merging the feeding cow with other creatures, making this cow feed in some unusual environment, using this feeding cow image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas. This is an Apprentice Contest. You are eligible to enter this contest if you have less than 5 golden trophies at Freaking News. You have 5 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Rubyblossom for providing the source photo.

Funny Running Cow

Running Cow
Photoshop this cow image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: merging this cow with some other animals or objects, showing people riding this cow, using this cow image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Many thanks to Michal Zacharzewski and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.

Funny Cow

Cow
You are asked to photoshop this cow image in any way you like. It's a picture of a Swedish cow taken by hygglobert. We can't exactly call it a "fat cow", and it's not exactly Nicole Richie either. In other words, it's politically correct cow (especially considering it's Swedish). Part of the source image must be used in your entry. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here. Thanks to tigerprincess for sponsoring this contest and to hygglobert for supplying the theme, and to fat cow for posing for the photo.

Funny Human Cow Hybrids

Human Cow Hybrids
[ UK scientists have applied for permission to create embryos by fusing human DNA with cow eggs. The resulting embryo will technically be a chimera - a mixing of two distinct species into one. The embryos will be used for stem cell research against Parkinson's Disease, strokes, and Alzheimer's Disease. ] So, in other words British mix cows and human genes for the sake of treating Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and strokes. I can see other benefits of cow-human species too. How many of you guys would say no to dating a girl who is as healthy as a cow, always silent (apart from occassional sexy moos), and can make Pamela Anderson feel sorry with her udders? And you can tell your milkman to kiss your ass. As long as you have cookies, you're set for life. In this contest you are asked to show what human-cow species will look like. Your creation can look more like a cow or more like a human. Feel free to use politicians or celebrities as your 'victims'. P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following anonymous email: "Ah, those Angliches, they are so clever ! And what a good idea, using our gčnes to cure all those poor demented cows. Unfortunately, we in France are a little behind on our research, but a as the spokesman for our scientific team said recently, "Judging by the recent advances our scientists have made in this field, we are confident that our French cows will soon be able to lay eggs. (an anonymous French researcher)"

Funny Celebrities with Mad Cow Disease

Celebrities with Mad Cow Disease
Show the evidence that mad cow disease has already affected many politicians and celebrities.

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