Soldier with a Clarinet Machine Gun
Soldier with a Clarinet Machine Gun
Soldier with a Clarinet Machine Gun. Member reactions:
Looks like something for the serious musician.
Snazzy. I like the scope for the tiny sheet music
Musical Obituary on the 'tiny sheet music' are you in the list..
Its a Musical Missile launcher its directly falls on the enemy ground and creates peace and brother on their minds Great look given by merging with Musical Gun
Bwhahahahahha really nice perspective control
I particularly like the lyre stand. Nice touch.
This is freaking hysterical. The sheet music detail made me laugh. Congrats on the silver, Tracy.
The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017 by Tracy Mapes SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States. That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press. This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel. This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become. I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner. As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America. With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America. One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media. And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable. The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution. Red 'X' Society

Funny Blunderbuss Clarinet

Blunderbuss Clarinet
Blunderbuss Clarinet its Music to a Pirates Ears
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Nice merge of the Antique classical gun with the musical instrument really lovely a Pirate touch given to this chop

Funny Woman with an M16 Clarinet

Woman with an M16 Clarinet
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Awesome work with smoky look on helicopter as well, what do you call that gun..
This is simply superb well blended the gun its look like a mini cannon blower good work on the smoke
Thanks, eric and rajeshstar for the compliments.

Funny Clarinet Rifle Sniper

Clarinet Rifle Sniper
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All are musical instrument love this device
The clarinet seems to be the weapon of choice in this contest

Funny John Wayne with a Clarinet Musket

John Wayne with a Clarinet Musket
Member reactions:
Great to see the Musical instruments chopped to the guns really looks funny
Congrats man...almost the trifecta .. Great chop. by the way

Funny Violin and Clarinet Synthesizer

Violin and Clarinet Synthesizer
The electric vioclarisynth, now with wireless LAN capability.
Member reactions:
Decent blending job here, brings back together the old and the modern musical instruments.

Funny Gun clarinet

Gun clarinet
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She will blow your head-off with that weapon. Reminds me of an old elephant gun I saw once.

Funny Snake Charmer Playing a Clarinet

Snake Charmer Playing a Clarinet
Benny Goodman never played for snakes.

Funny James Bond with a Clarinet Tank

James Bond with a Clarinet Tank

Funny Clarinet Missile

Clarinet Missile

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