Funny Chuck Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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Today one of the toughest, most feared and bearded stars turns the big 70.
We're talking about Chuck Norris -- and the man seems ageless, so it's hard to believe he's a septuagenarian. We've heard so many "Chuck Norris Facts" over the years that it's easy to confuse them with Norris' true biography. ("Chuck Norris does not sleep! He waits." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.")
Happy 70th, Chuck Norris! Go kick the crap out of something today.
To celebrate the 70th birthday of Chuck Norris, photoshop him any way you wish.
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| Funny Hairspray, Chuck and Larry, & Harry Potter pictures -
This week's movie boxoffice winners are -
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" by Universal Pictures topping the boxoffice, "Hairspray" by New Line Cinema coming in second, and "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" by Warner Bros. holding the third place.
Your mission is to merge any of the above three movies - "Hairspray," "Chuck and Larry," "Harry Potter" - into one film (you can also merge all three of them). Cross-place cast crew, come up with new movie titles, or design a sequel -- all in the form of movie stills, posters, or even magazine covers. Let it rip!
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 Pig Chuck Norris funny pictures - Chuck Norris
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 Rachel Bilson and Chuck Norris funny pictures - Rachel Bilson and Chuck Norris |
 Chuck Norris Killed Dinosaurs funny pictures - It's a scientific fact. / When asked where he trained to be a fighter, Norris replied: "the Sahara Forest." - "But isn't it a DESERT." - "It is NOW." / Back in the time of dinosaurs, they didn't have scales or rulers, so to measure exactly how big a dinosaur was, they would measure the number of roundhouse kicks it would take Chuck Norris to kill it. All dinosaurs are exactly ONE Chuck Norris big. That's not all dinosars as in each dinosaur, that's all dinosaurs as is ALL the dinosaurs. And that's why they are extinct. / Don't tell Huckabee about this. I'm sure he doesn't want to wind up like the other dinosaurs.
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 Adriana Lima with a Chuck Norris Beard funny pictures - / Blue eyes... baby's got blue eyes... and a hairy chest. |
 Chuck Norris Upside Down funny pictures - Chuck Norris |
 Chuck Norris Inverted funny pictures - Chuck Norris ( I just hope he doesn't come chasing after me..) |
 Chuck Norris Eye Mouth funny pictures - Chuck Norris |
 Jackson to Chuck E Cheese funny pictures - / As if their bad pizza wasn't reason enough to stay away. / I hope Jackson doesn't see this and get ideas of how to meet kids while in disguise.. |
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 Chuck Norris funny pictures - Chuck Norris |
