Funny Chinese Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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Western nations must prepare for a future dominated by China, whose rapid economic rise will
soon fundamentally alter the balance of power,
former World Bank chief James Wolfensohn has warned.
There are currently over over 1.5 billion Chinese living in different
parts of the world.
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You may remember the joke "One out of every five people in the
world is Chinese. Check four of your friends - if none of them is
Chinese, it is you." Well, I checked four of my friends and see
that this joke has a typo. The correct version is "One out of every
five people in the world is not Chinese..."
In this contest you are asked to photoshop celebrities and politicians
as Chinese. We are not looking for just a Chinese dress up and makeup
(even though you can do that too), but your primary goal is to change
some of the facial features (eyes, nose, lips, etc.) of politicians
and celebrities which would make them look Chinese-like, but still
recognizable.
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| Funny Chinese Hummer pictures -
After GM filed for bankruptcy on Monday it rushed into downsizing plan by selling its Hummer unit to a Chinese automaker - Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Co. of China.
GM's Saturn and Saab units are to be sold soon.
Hummer dealers would often say "Buy Hummer, support America", but now it's "Buy Chinese, save Amelica".
Photoshop how you think Hummer cars will look under Chinese manufacturing and marketing. Some examples are - redesigning Hummers (would they remove some of Hummer parts to cut the production costs? or put some weird wheels?), creating advertisement posters for "Chinese Hummers", giving Hummers Chinese paint jobs, etc.
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| Funny Chinese Celebrities pictures -
European Royalty, politicians and celebrities will be attending the opening of the Olympic Games on August 8 in Beijing. US President George Bush will also be traveling to China for the Olympic Games opening and to meet with Chinese President Hu Jintao. Overall, China is expecting over a million visitors during the Olympics, and Chinese government assured they will make everyone feel at home (which means wiretaps, censorship, and spying?).
To celebrate the upcoming opening of the Olympic Games in China, photoshop any politician or celebrity as Chinese. Try to give them Chinese facial features while trying to keep your celebrity recognizable. Adding other Chinese elements (national clothes, Chinese life style, etc.) is a plus. Here's a good example.
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| Funny Chinese Yuan vs US Dollar pictures -
The Chinese government issued threats to
drop the dollar exchange rates by dumping all of its $1.33 trillion foreign reserves if Washington implements trade sanctions to revaluate Yuan. The United States started considering imposing tariffs and barriers on imports of Chinese goods to stop the growth of its' trade deficit with China, which is strongly affected by the current US Dollar / Yuan exchange rates.
This is a pretty open contest where we ask you to photoshop Chinese Yuan and US Dollar in the same entry anyway you want. Your entry must contain both currencies, or references to both currencies. Examples: Create objects from the two currencies, show yuan and dollar fighting with each other, demonstrate how one can be used in ways superior to another, or simply create new currencies for both countries (remember to show them in one entry somehow - e.g. merging them together).
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| Funny Chinese Counterfeits pictures - Show us obvious Chinese-made counterfeits by using any popular items (books, audio CD's, footware, electronics, software, clothing, etc). Show the flaws that a counterfeiter might make when trying to reproduce a brand name item. |
| Funny Chinese Boy & Pigeons pictures -
This Friday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images.
Photoshop this Chinese boy & pigeons image (click to download) any way you wish.
Some examples are - making the Chinese boy & pigeons perform some stunts, designing a poster with this Chinese boy and pigeons, putting the Chinese boy and pigeons into some new environment, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
Many thanks to Nils Merkel and Stock Exchange for providing the source photo. |
| Funny Chinese pictures - Chinese acquisitions can leave a lasting impression on the businesses they invest in. From the products, employees and advertising, the Chinese Culture can impact a newly acquired business in a big way. In this contest we are asking for you to create images of how this Chinese investment will impact IBM, or pick any other company and show how a Chinese purchase would influence the company you select. I honestly didn't know that IBM still had a Personal Computer business! Did you? |
| Funny Chinese Volvo pictures -
Geely, one of the fastest-growing car manufacturers in China, has bought Volvo from the Ford Motor Company for nearly $2 billion.
The deal will give the Chinese car maker rights to use Volvo's intellectual property in safety, engineering and environmental technologies and it will also allow Volvo to tap into opportunities in the fast-growing Chinese market.
Photoshop how you think Volvo cars will look under Chinese manufacturing and marketing. Some examples are - redesigning Volvos (would they remove some of Volvo parts to cut the production costs? or put some weird wheels?), creating advertisement posters for "Chinese Volvos", giving Volvos Chinese paint jobs, etc.
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| Funny Chinese Riders pictures -
This Friday we continue our freaking experiment with provided source images.
Photoshop this image of Chinese Riders any way you wish. Some examples are - making this Chinese couple perform some stunts or ride unusual places, giving them some new outfit, designing a poster with this image of the Chinese riders, putting the riding couple into some new environment, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
Many thanks to Hendra Setiaji and Stock Exchange for providing this photo. |
| Funny Balancing Chinese Boy pictures - Photoshop this image of balancing Chinese boy (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: making this Chinese boy balance more items or perform more stunts, using this balancing Chinese boy image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
This is an Apprentice Contest. You are eligible to enter this contest if you have less than 5 golden trophies at Freaking News.
You have 7 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to
Tom for providing the source photo. |
 Chinese Santa Claus funny pictures - "Snatch the present from my hand grasshopper..." Original Poster for comparison / Excellent.... Love how you changed the name form "Santa Clause" to "Santa Crause". ..
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 Chinese Tattoo funny pictures - How do you say "gibberish" in Chinese. . . . or is that "t-w-a-t tats". The 27th Annual National Tattoo Association Convention, March31-April2, 2006 Get your Chinese tats translated/evaluated (find out how to say "law suit" in Chinese) / It was all fun and games until I big burly guys tat was translated as "Little Dick" / It's a beautiful entry....but what is the news story. / . . . the tattoo convention. It was news to me. |
 Chinese US Dollar funny pictures - Mao Franklin, the little known half brother of Ben. Father of the "Budda Belly Wood Stove" / One additional comment. This image in full rez is very blurry and that might be from your source images, I just dont know. But either way, possibly work it just a little more or find an alternative source for the 100 dollar bill. I really like this though. / I love how you blended the face to the bill...just wish I knew how to do that... / Execution and blending technique indeed deserves a merit, but I wish the US dollar source was of higher resolution.
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 Chinese Adriana Lima funny pictures - Chinese Lima / Excellent work. One of my favorites in the contest |
 Chinese Queen Elizabeth II funny pictures - Queen Elizabeth Mae Su Mi Windsor |
 Chinese Dick Cheney funny pictures - Pay no attention to the man behind the iron curtain. |
 Chinese Twenty Dollar Banknote funny pictures - The United States' trade deficit with China climbed to a monthly record of $43.1 billion in January 2004, over 5% of the nation's total economy for the first time in history. It was too late for most debtors whom were overwhelmed with interest when the market crashed, and the then the new bills came out… |
 Chinese Invention Square Tires funny pictures - New invention by the Chinese, Square TIRES / Hilarious concept, and very clean execution. |
 Chinese Natalie Portman funny pictures - |
 US Dollar vs Chinese Yuan funny pictures - / I get the concept, just might need a little more work. / The composition is genius in my opinion, and very different from the rest of the entries. However I would add shadows on earth from the objects, and use a sharper source for the Chinese dragon. |
