Chickens can run as fast as 30 miles per hour, making turns, jumping, and even flying for short distances. All in all, catching chickens requires a lot of skill
Photoshop this photo of catching chickens (image credit: Paul Holloway) - any way you wish.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest joke riddles in English language, and it's sill popular these days. Every year the riddle continues to get modern answers, some are quite entertaining. This one is my favorite:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Photoshop any version (yours, or taken from some sources like the link above) of the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?".
Here's a good example by Oldman. We have a good chicken source too, or you are welcome to use any other chicken sources.