I love the idea of putting the other two on his knee.

Funny Birdman and Chicken Boy

Birdman and Chicken Boy
Edward Norton was not very pleased with the original script for Birdman.
Member reactions:
Great chop, would do well in the Oscar contest.
. I intended for Oscar contest. Got home late that day. Project was ready maybe 5 mins. after submission ended. Arrgh.

Funny Beheading of Pet Chicken

Beheading of Pet Chicken
Police Chief Decapitates Boy's Pet Chicken
Member reactions:
Fantastic chop overall, a bit evil too in a good way. The chicken head looks a bit flat. I would also let teh boy have his neck back
There. Chicken inflated The boy didn't have a neck, or a chin or a whole bottom of face but will see what else I can do.
Excellent chop reminds me Sayid's childhood in LOST
Crazy chop... like the piggy butcher and poor boy
Well done, congrats on the bronze. Funny stuff
Thank you NewsMaster for the critiques Thank you ericnorthend, lucianomorelli, rajeshtar, & pcrdds
Thank you Hitspinner Not really so funny though when you stop to think that it really happened

Funny The chicken player

The chicken player

Funny Chicken of the Sea

Chicken of the Sea

Funny DownHill Bike Racer with a Chicken

DownHill Bike Racer with a Chicken
Member reactions:
I've heard of packing a lunch before but,,,
He is thinking when he will reach the home and eat the chicken....
Me likey, but I wish the face skin tone would match the arm skin tone.

Funny Barack Obama Wearing a Chicken Hat

Barack Obama Wearing a Chicken Hat
Member reactions:
Made me laugh so badly... that poo is so tricky and freaky
Classic Doc. only 1096 chops or days left,Congrads
we are thinking alike its scaring me .. congrats pcrdds.
the turd is nasty in a umn... good way... congrats.
This one cracked me up. The president is so Hensome. Congrats on the wood, Paul.
"hensome". Another Obama classic from the Doc. I expect you have chopped Obama more than any chopper out there Like HH says 1096 more days. Chop away
Thanks, Tim. Yep, I'll keep going. Thanks, Bob.

Funny Betty White's Chicken Dog Laying an Egg

Betty White's Chicken Dog Laying an Egg
Betty White has been a supporter of the Morris Animal Foundation for years. She loves all animals, even mixed up ones. Sources
Member reactions:
Betty White is such an animal lover, this one almost looks like it really could happen. Great composition. Very funny.
Like the droplets from its tongue thinking to eat its own eggs

Funny Justin Bieber the Chicken Tester

Justin Bieber the Chicken Tester
Member reactions:
the chicken eyes.
don't press the chicken, you're in a dangerous position .
Ha Ha He got some chicken feathers on his head

Funny Chicken on The Hanging Tree

Chicken on The Hanging Tree
Hang'em High. A Corn Thief, He Was.. Props to Ron Mueck Best Enlarged View Stock Images
Member reactions:
Magnificent blending - looks like an authentic painting, reminds me of Dali.
Thanx NM. You Nailed my Intent.
ha ha very nice thinking very well executed..
Thank You Balo... Glad U like it. Thanks very much Silver-conical-tooth...
Gee I want so much to chop a pot of dumplings, just in case the rope breaks.
Thanks Gummy....I'm off work early and lurking. Thought I'd harass...a...err I with some of the other contestants. Sounds Like your ready for a Thanksgiving meal...
You nailed Dali all right... without the insanity Very nice creation and well done on the cup
Thanks Hits. Insanity.....knew I was forgetting something. I'll work on that.
Congratulations. have a nice Dead-Bird-Day.
Thanks Geri..and to you the same..... Thanks Paul..Happy Turkey-Day....
Congrats on the bronze, SS. Gobble Goggle.
This is fantastic work, SS. I like it, and love it. Greaaat jooob.
Thanks News'em... Thanx much KTO... Thanks Everyone for all your great comments and Votes.... ****I Wish You A Very Happy Thanksgiving Day...
Loved this chop... Im a Dali lover, well Dali liker.. Congrats mate...
....Thanks Goat.... Dali may have been a lunatic, but that abstraction conveyed so well, is probably what's so alluring about his works.

Funny Catch the Chickens

Catch the Chickens
Chickens can run as fast as 30 miles per hour, making turns, jumping, and even flying for short distances. All in all, catching chickens requires a lot of skill and patience. Photoshop this photo of catching chickens (image credit: Paul Holloway) - any way you wish.

Funny Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest joke riddles in English language, and it's sill popular these days. Every year the riddle continues to get modern answers, some are quite entertaining. This one is my favorite: CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Photoshop any version (yours, or taken from some sources like the link above) of the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Here's a good example by Oldman. We have a good chicken source too, or you are welcome to use any other chicken sources.

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