Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched
Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched. Don't count your chickens before the eggs have hatched This idiom is used to express "Don't make plans for something that might not happen".
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Funny Crimean Chicken salad with Colman's Mustard

Crimean Chicken salad with Colman's Mustard
Chicken was removed from "Retro Ads" contest
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Disturbing hahahahaha. Congrats on the bronze, Andrew
Congratulations, Andrew. ...gotta love those grapes...I did say grapes now.
Do you think size of grapes too big for shorty. Thank you, everyone.
Great Putin shake n bake, congrats on Bronze. Grapes go well with Turkey
I will not be able to eat chicken on my salad without thinking of Putin. Congrats on the win.
Ugh, I'm so glad Putin is NOT American. Very commentary work. Congrats.

Funny Chicken Pluckers

Chicken Pluckers


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I love the idea of putting the other two on his knee.

Funny Birdman and Chicken Boy

Birdman and Chicken Boy
Edward Norton was not very pleased with the original script for Birdman.
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Great chop, would do well in the Oscar contest.
. I intended for Oscar contest. Got home late that day. Project was ready maybe 5 mins. after submission ended. Arrgh.

Funny Roasted Chicken Playing the Fiddle

Roasted Chicken Playing the Fiddle
Featuring Roy, Duke, Fiddler and Boudreaux
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"WELL DONE" ya say,,, I don't know about that but it is at least Medium Rare. Thanks DD.
Very cool indeedio, and very well done … that chicken is done when the music stops
Feel the Heat. Some Like it Hot the link above to see your picture.
click here for their song
Hidden, is very inconvenient to access the un-linked URL. Using my mobile perhaps when you get the time you could fix it up.
fixed it, thanks.
I may never be able to eat a nice plump juicy chicken again without seeing this image, love it.
Great. Nice Even at the end sharing happiness.
Te chopis very well done and the cāicken is well done too, I can smell it. Awesome job hidden .
Hahaha, too freaking impressive. Literally "well done", Hidden.
Congrats on the win, well done chop, love the bird.
Thanks everybody for all the great comments and votes.
Bronze Congratz, Gummy ... I had no idea whose this was.

Funny Police Beheading of Pet Chicken

Police Beheading of Pet Chicken
Police Chief Decapitates Boy's Pet Chicken
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Fantastic chop overall, a bit evil too in a good way. The chicken head looks a bit flat. I would also let teh boy have his neck back
There. Chicken inflated The boy didn't have a neck, or a chin or a whole bottom of face but will see what else I can do.
Excellent chop reminds me Sayid's childhood in LOST
Crazy chop... like the piggy butcher and poor boy
Well done, congrats on the bronze. Funny stuff
Thank you NewsMaster for the critiques Thank you ericnorthend, lucianomorelli, rajeshtar, & pcrdds
Thank you Hitspinner Not really so funny though when you stop to think that it really happened

Funny Guitar Player Playing a Rubber Chicken

Guitar Player Playing a Rubber Chicken

Funny Hand the Chicken of the Sea

Hand the Chicken of the Sea

Funny Chicken Man Cave

Chicken Man Cave
A Tribute Chop (roasting) dedicated to our fellow Chopper Artist Gummy. Dinner Is Served. Source Images Best View
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Dang, now there is nothing left for me to eat with out having nightmares. Beef, Pork and now Chicken... I guess I can chew on this bone. I could always go vegen. (if you don't start chopping tomatoes that is) Vegetarian- Cherokee word for "Bad Hunter". Hey wait a min. Do I want to ask where that bone I'm chewing on came from. (don't tell me, I may not want to know)
And I haven't had that much hair in 30 years.
Gummy you have a nice head of hair now. Just goes to show one, what eating right can do for you. Thanks very much Hobbit.
i'm really starting to doubt this 'reality is stranger than fiction' saying..
uhh,,, I don't think I'll need the hot sauce,,, I'll never eat chicken again I don't care if it does taste just like chicken. Jere, just what might you be inferring about our friend Gummy. But on the serious side, I will have to admit that it probably crosses over the boundaries of strange, into the realm of bizarre. Just one of those lunacy insane in the membrane moments I guess
Twisted tribute to Gummy.Love it,I just hope that bone wasn't made in China
Quite a masterpiece. It's becoming hard to vote in this contest.
Gotta love it. So many details, with insider references
Tough race this contest - many superior entries. Wish this one would get a trophy too
Yeah, it totally deserves one. Maybe it will make it in the next video Superb work.
holy crap, no trophy..let's go out and beat somebody up..
Thanks to Everyone for a very Fun Contest. And a special thanks to Gummy for being such a fine sport. Only heard a couple of whimpers...
Cool stuff. But what is Gummy going to do to return the favor (mwahahahaha).
Thanks Bob. I figure he has something planned....guess time will tell. Thanks, my friend Silver-C.

Funny Catch the Chickens

Catch the Chickens
Chickens can run as fast as 30 miles per hour, making turns, jumping, and even flying for short distances. All in all, catching chickens requires a lot of skill and patience. Photoshop this photo of catching chickens (image credit: Paul Holloway) - any way you wish.

Funny Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is one of the oldest joke riddles in English language, and it's sill popular these days. Every year the riddle continues to get modern answers, some are quite entertaining. This one is my favorite: CAPTAIN KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Photoshop any version (yours, or taken from some sources like the link above) of the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?". Here's a good example by Oldman. We have a good chicken source too, or you are welcome to use any other chicken sources.

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