Funny Chess Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny If Chess Ruled pictures -
July 20 is the International Day of Chess. It was on July 20, 1924 that the World Chess Federation (Federation internationale des Echecs) or FIDE was founded in Paris. Fide announced in 1966 that July 20 would be celebrated as the International Chess Day. Chess is commonly believed to have originated in northwest India during the Gupta empire, where its early form in the 6th century was known as "caturaṅga" (four divisions of the military – infantry, cavalry, elephants, and chariotry, represented by the pieces that would evolve into the modern pawn, knight, bishop, and rook, respectively).
Photoshop what life would be like if chess ruled the world.
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| Funny Street Chess pictures - Photoshop this street chess image (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: changing the chess figures for something else, re-dressing the street people, making them perform some stunts, putting the street chess into some new environment, using this street chess image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
You have 4 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to Andy Stafiniak and
Stock Exchange for providing the source photo. |
| Funny Chess Horse pictures - Photoshop this chess horse image any way you wish. Examples may include painting the horse, merging it with any other objects, including it in paintings or photos, changing its parts or materials, or even making it alive.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Thanks to Stock Exchange and Lillyz for providing the source image. |
| Funny Bathroom Chess? pictures -
[ The chess world is in crisis. The biggest chess match in the world almost came to a halt, after one of the players (Vladimir Kramnik of Russia) was accused of taking too many bathroom breaks - over 50 per game - apparently to use a computer or other device to help him with his moves. ] Remember the scene from the God Father movie, where Al Pacino goes to the bathroom to get his gun and comes back blowing everyone's brains out? Kramnik wanted to do just this, but didn't have the guts to pull the trigger, so he had to try it 50 times. For which I applaud him, because rather than shooting his opponent, Kramnik decided to have a clean victory. And by clean I mean no brains scattered on the floor. Attaboy!
In this contest you are asked to add bathroom element into chess playing by photoshopping one of the following:
1) Photoshop Vladimir Kramnik playing chess sitting on a "potty".
2) Introduce bathroom elements to a chess championship room, so that players don't have to interrupt.
3) Design a new logo for world Chess Championship 2006.
4) Redesign the chessboard and chess figures to add miniature "potties".
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following letter: Monsieur,
I was shocked to see that the topic of your new contest invited members
to depict M. Kramnick using the toilettes. Is this really the image of
a serious website you wish to give to visitors ? Can you imagine the
chagrin of M. Kramnick's family if ever they should come on these
ineptly faked pictures ?
My recent entry, "Elmo's Potty Time", refused on spurious grounds,
tastefully showed our little furry friend in a typical French rest room,
with the mamans helping les petits. This is the sort of educational
entry you should be encouraging, rather than sordid scatological
obscenity showing "chess players" bodily functions.
signed,
an anonymous French future ex-member (Légion Etrangère retd.) |
 Pro Robot Chess funny pictures - World’s first chess-playing robot defeats its creator please check it full size View Sources many thanks for Jonathan Simard and fabricio moraes for there amazing 3D works / Let me see if I find the right word to describe this... BEAUTIFICENT. Yeah that's what it is. / I reckon you just jumped to the next level. This is superbly done at the very top level an artist can push these programs. This is an indesputable 10. / Maybe 10 its not enough for this artwork. Its more than 10. Perfect... / There is one thing really wrong with this... I didnt make it. / . One of the best I have seen here. Congrats for your future trophy. / Looks like a Kratos image; really done nicely. High marks. / this peice has the competition check mated. / Awesome work.Nor can I speak, a wonderful work.... This is clearly 10 Congrats hidden / Congrats Saiofy .it just Amazing Design and unique. / Congrads, Kratos excellent work as always. / Love the little guy. very nice work as always. / Congratulation for the gold Kratos. As i told to u, its totally perfect. maybe if score until 11, i'll give u 11. Amazing score. congrats for this... / Congratulations. Your style is evident but, ever-changing. / Congrats Kratos. Great concept and well thought out. Checkmate human. heheh. / congrats Kratosssss... great work i think shes adorable... wonderful chop. / As a chop it's incredible. As a chess game with correct number and positioning of pieces it doesn't make any sense to me. I gave it a ten anyway / Kratos, Kratos, Kratos... Congrats mate. Your first steps into the golden future. Out with the blue. / Checkmate, Kratos wins. Congrats, buddy. / Oh my god .. that's totally fantastic thing I ever got in my designs world ... why I feel that only I who got that score 9.6 in fn . .. THANKS FOR ALL about every things votes and comments and views really respect all , it's was really great surprise for me to see this fantastic votes also I had alot off fun into this one with 8 hours working .. thanks all again / Absolutely fabulous, Kratos. You really are a master artist. / thanks for kind words guys it's mean alot for me / talk about alot of comments. let me add to it. GREAT WORK KRATOS. i can tell alot of time and effort went into this chop. bravo. / Clean Great work.Congrats on the Gold Kratos. / . I didn't realize how much detail was in this until I clicked full view. Very cool & gr8 work DK. / The first creation in my fav's : a SUPERB choppin' lesson ... / thank you Mr.David glad to see you here again , also thank you arno for fav and nice words / amazing amazing amazing work saif waaaw
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 The Chess Rock Band funny pictures - The most popular rock band in the chess world... playing the hit "Check mate"... / Excellent....a lot of work done on this one / well deserved gold. congrats on a great chop. / Check-mate, Mark wins. Powerful chopping. |
 Chess Players funny pictures - / Pretty much sums it up for me...nice work / "Don't worry-be happy..." Poignant statement-logical prediction. TOP marks. / excellent work, good composition and well done friend / Thanks, Disasterman. Thanks, geriatric. Thanks, RICKYTREK1. / congrats for deserve bronze my friend / Good one Doc, and I saw your partridge in a pear tree after I was done. last yr u used danny . / Thanks, HH. You're right about Danny. But you took it a good step further. / Congrats on the bronze P. Funny stuff and some nice details....adding Nostra and the quatrain to a poster on that ground might've blended that element into the comp better...or something like that... / Amazing work Paul, I like the idea with chess players Congrats on the bronze. / Thanks, Mr. F. Not a bad idea. Thanks, Lady Sunshin3. / hahaha that's really cool .. congrats on the bronze .. / Great satire here. Congrats on the bronze, Paul. P.S. I've almost read the text as "babe weapons". / Thanks, Newsy...yeah, that font isn't easy to read at times. / Very cool and funny chop pcrdds. Love ur work...congrats on bronze.
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 Chess funny pictures - Inspired by the 2006 Chess Championships, CrapCo has come out with this new chess set. They are hoping it is in stores by Thanksgiving. / It took me sometime to realise figures are not what they first seem (especially pawns), but it's friggin' hilarious, and certainly excellent delicate work. The pawns are killing me. / This toilet chess board is awesome... I love it... / , excellent entry, love the idea, very nice chop, the chess pieces look fantastic / Outstanding in every way.... Fell out of my chair with laughter... / The C3 bishop has something in his hair |
 city of chess funny pictures - chess rulez / chess shadows should be coherent with the temple's one / Agreed, shadows need to work. But nice work done. |
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 Street Chess in the Rain funny pictures - ...but a damn HARD CLEAN-UP .. FULL view shows better some subtle touches of color (petals) in the Gene Kelly's W&B / I have to agree with All of the Above it is a nice clean up and done very well / Way to go Amo. Not a lot of the B&W works win and I, for one, am glad to see it. Enjoy the win. / Thx all . I am really sorry for not being able to thank individually as usual. Thank you so much . Believe me, it was a lot of serious work . Avoid repetitions was also an important part of the work. So, rain -because the provided image was already a 'wet' one-, but not a dark final picture that would too easily (unfairly) hidden some clean-up's defaults. Finally, B&W brought more work on the lighting. / Stunning work. Hats of for Cleaning up job the source from the figures. Congrats on the well deserved win. / Excellent work, a well deserved win - congrats. And thank you for disproving my theory that a bw picture can't win a FN contest... it can. |
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 Chess for the Gods funny pictures - / Its great nice work and the shadows design is really Amazing |
 Gods Playing Chess funny pictures - |
