Funny Cell Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Stem Cells pictures -
[ UK scientists have applied for permission to create embryos by fusing human DNA with cow eggs. The resulting embryo will technically be a chimera - a mixing of two distinct species into one. The embryos will be used for stem cell research against Parkinson's Disease, strokes, and Alzheimer's Disease. ]
So, in other words British mix cows and human genes for the sake of treating Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and strokes. I can see other benefits of cow-human species too. How many of you guys would say no to dating a girl who is as healthy as a cow, always silent (apart from occassional sexy moos), and can make Pamela Anderson feel sorry with her udders? And you can tell your milkman to kiss your ass. As long as you have cookies, you're set for life.
In this contest you are asked to show what human-cow species will look like. Your creation can look more like a cow or more like a human. Feel free to use politicians or celebrities as your 'victims'.
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following anonymous email: "Ah, those Angliches, they are so clever ! And what a good idea, using our gènes to cure all those poor demented cows. Unfortunately, we in France are a little behind on our research, but a as the spokesman for our scientific team said recently, "Judging by the recent advances our scientists have made in this field, we are confident that our French cows will soon be able to lay eggs.
(an anonymous French researcher)" |
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| Funny Antique Cell Phones pictures - Photoshop antique cell phones, or give the modern mobile phones the antique look. |
| Funny Animals Using Cell Phones pictures -
A while ago I've read that animals can enjoy life more than humans
because they never have to stop and answer the phone. Well it's no
longer true, according to Yahoo News:
[ A sea animal show at The Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium-amusement
park complex in Yokohama, southwest of Tokyo featured a female Walrus
'Pico' 11-year-old, who is trained to use her mock cell phone. See
the clickable photo. ]
FreakingNews' version of the above news:
A telemarketer calls the aquarium-amusement complex in Tokyo.
TELEMARKETER: Hello. Are you paying too much for long distance?
WALRUS: You've got the wrong phone number, and I'm a friggin' walrus.
TELEMARKETER: If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
In this contest you are asked to photoshop animals using cell phones.
All types of animals (except humans) are allowed - e.g. birds,
insects, aquatic life, mammals, etc.
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| Funny Antique Cell Phones pictures - In this contest you are asked to show us how the cell phones would look like if they were invented long time ago and give them antique / ancient look. You can also look at the entries in this Antique cell phone advanced contest for inspirations, then use your creativity and make any new image of a cell phone that would be found in the older days. |
| Funny Cell Phone Heads pictures - Show how cellular phones may affect brains by re-shaping heads of mobile phone users. Your entries have to include mobile phone one way or another. |
| Funny Cell Phones pictures - Does an old cell phone really have to be trashed? Your mission is to see if you can put them to use for something other than the trash bin. Use your imagination and photoshop new uses for these old cell phones. |
| Funny Cell Phones images - Create images of innovative cell phones or any type of handheld electronic item that have never been seen before. |
| Funny Cell Phones pictures -
As people are changing their cell phones for latest models, there's a growing problem of what to do with the old cell phones. In most states it is illegal to just throw away cell phones, due to environmental harm (especially due to old nickel cadmium batteries which are highly toxic). Legal ways to dispose cell phones are usually giving it to charities (who then give the phones to poor people in other countries) or to special cell phone collection centers (e.g. Verizon Wireless Hopeline) which are paid to recycle cell phones.
Does an old cell phone really have to be trashed? Your mission is to see if you can put them to use for something other than the trash bin. Photoshop new uses for these old cell phone.
Here's a good example.
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| Funny Cell Phones images - Photoshop new cell phones by incorporating new functions, devices and applications that you think should be in the cell phones. |
| Funny Cell Phones pictures - What will the cell phones look like that are going to be sold to these "poor nations"? What sort of advertising will be created to try to sell cellular phones to these poor people? Create images of ads, flyers, posters, or new "poor people's" cell phones that will be marketed to these third-world countries! |
| Funny Cell Phones images - Show other shocking or interesting images from cell phones of celebrities and politicians. |
 Frog Cell Phone funny pictures - "Hi dear, don't hold dinner for me... I'll just catch something on the way home." Full view is much better. Original Pic / Great frog chop, and the author's comments take it to another level. / my fav and best score by far, well done / One of my favourites, clever idea, beautifully done. Agree with Newsy about authors comment, very funny... / Hi babe, give the tadpoles a kiss for me. / Super. / A small detail, but the shadows of the new arm and phone don't seem to jive with the other shadows.
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 Xray Cell Phone funny pictures - The FBI needed this special piece of equipment a few years ago. Original Full view is 1 1/2 times bigger. Check it out. / Wake up Jimmy Hoffa. Good chopping here |
 Jail Cell funny pictures - Oh GOODY. Jail will be FUN... I've got the perfect dress. Paris Hilton could do jail time / They shoulda thrown her in jail the FIRST time. Excellent chop to match the story. / The ball and chain should have a shadow as well so they wouldn't look like they were floating. Cute chop.
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 Cell Phone funny pictures - Looks like another winner for Bill Gates. Based on the news introducing the new Apple iPhone. A great article on the iPhone is found here |
 Nokia Cell Phone Gun funny pictures - / Nokia releases there new line "The GLOCKIA" / Nokia & Wesson: "Killing Time and People, now you can with our new product called GONE. Like Guns and Phone. Tired or those telemarketing calls. Use GONE to get rid of those annoying callers - just dial the number and GONE will make sure they're gone. |
 Cell Phone funny pictures - Are mobile phones wiping out our bees. / Bees rarely use cellphones. Here's a more plausible explanation. / Effects are impressive indeed. Congratulations on the gold and silver trophies. |
 Old Cell Phone funny pictures - Many thanks to Remco Frank for allowing me to use this source provided at sxc.hu. / I recognize the effort that went into taking the woman and cord out of the background but the stripes on the wall that you filled in have more texture than they should compared to the other stripes (IMO). I think it would look better if you made it more of a consistent color which isn't too difficult to do. Either way still a good entry. / I get like 6 feet of range with this baby. / i saw the source pic of this, but the first thing to recognize in this pic is the tumbler. if u could only focus to the main attention this will be very nice. / he's right dude that green cup is the focal point but I like the concept / heh, he's talking into the earpiece, and the mouthpiece is sitting over by the cup / I speak into the earpiece for it to get to your ear right. Hello. |
 Cell Phone Soccer Machine funny pictures - / Excelent idea,I would never have thought of it. Fantastic / Professionals are coming aboard. Great entry. |
 Swine Flu Blood Cells funny pictures - STORY |
 Prison Cell funny pictures - Conditions are now improving / How much do they charge you to get into such cell. ...and I do mean criminal charges |
