Funny Cards Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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Christmas cards are getting rude and even vulgar this year.
Design Christmas greeting cards with/from politicians/celebrities with their card messages or holiday wishes. Here's a
example 1 by Engineface and example 2 by RealMeert. Please keep your entries safe for work.
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| Funny Playing Cards pictures -
The Wichita Falls Police Department has designed the special playing cards for their inmates. The cards feature details of unsolved crime cases, some dating back to 1980s. The police hope that inmates will recognize some cases and will help solve them by providing memories and details they know. All the information will be treated confidentially, and if it leads to solving a case, the reward of $1000 per case will be given. Such inmate playing card programs have been used with success in several cities.
Photoshop existing playing cards, or design a new playing card of any kind. Some examples are: Queen Elton John, Joker Jay Leno, 7 of UP, King of Oil Exxon. Try to make your playing card customized for a person (company, etc.) depicted on it - e.g. Paris Hilton holding her chihuahua, Iranian President holding nukes, and so on. We will allow regular playing cards, Tarot cards, uno cards for the purposes on this contest, but you can photoshop and redesign them to have cards which are not in the original decks - e.g. "0 of Karma" regular playing card, or "Bankruptcy" Tarot card.
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| Funny Shapes- Card Suits pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post. In this contest we are going to create images changing the shape of any common item to any suit of a deck of cards (hearts, clubs, diamonds or spades) as in the theme post.
You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments, and edit your image accordingly. Typical FreakingNews entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Choose the image of your choice and create an image with the items shape changed to any suit of a deck of cards as in the theme post.
Thanks to TigerPrincess for sponsoring this contest and to midian for supplying the theme image. |
| Funny Rejected Greeting Cards pictures - Show greeting cards that never made it to the stores. |
| Funny Christmas Cards pictures - Create Christmas Cards that are unique that involve Celebrities or Politicians in some way. If your entry is a Front with Inside, please stack the image Front on top, Inside below. Have a great time with this one! And let's get geared up for Christmas! I'm almost done shopping, how about you? |
| Funny Christmas Card pictures - Design political Christmas cards with politicians and with appropriate card messages or Holiday wishes. Cards can be either "from politicians" or "about politicians" and accordingly should have card messages "from politicians" or "about politicians" featured in the cards. |
 Dora the Explorer American Resident Card funny pictures - / Looks like a tough contest-another Excellent chop. / I agree with geriatric. Another superb one. Good luck / O.K. all the good words were used, always late. / Love it till the last pixel. Green card giveaway (form line here) in the trailer is cool. You did a wonderful job with the perspective here - showing the barbed wire on the foreground a tad out of focus. / Congrats,fantastic,funny and awesome.Thumbs up / Congrats Xaos Like the focal plane and perspective work especially. / Silver (green) card for Dora and Chaos. Congrats.
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 Al Sharpton`s Deck of Cards funny pictures - Sharpton does more harm than good for blacks with his racially motivated rants on every topic that comes along. He's a racist huckster who serves only himself. As Spokesperson for Black America, Al Sharpton...You're fired. / Great chop...love the coat.....F U N N Y . / Pretty darn good characterizing... Should do well. I have to agree, being a white guy I'm not supposed to object when black guys whine. But frankly, I wasnt around to own any slaves, never enslaved anybody, never approved of it, and you know, I don't even bitch that the Moors enslaved my Celtic ancestors, raped their women and gave us half black/ half white Irish that were later called blkack Irish. I doubt there is a race or culture on Earth that has not been a victim of some sort of slavery or discrimination. Enough is enough of the entitlement mentality. Get over it. Hitspinner the Wise hath spoken / Boy you have this one right.Great job........CONGRATS... / You too. The characterizing is bitchen, mate. I figured this one right away for a cup. Hope my vote helped. Congrads / Lol HS comment. Great chop.. Excellent effects. / Silver bling bling for Luna and Al. Glad to see you chopping again, Luna. / Congratulations on Silver Luna. Great chop and welcome back. / Boy , this card is being used alot more then what I thought. I'm having a problem myself now. I want one ............................. / Hobit. Grow big ears or something and call yourself a suppressed minority. Then you'll get lots of free stuff from the government / Awesome work Luna congrats on the silver and keep up top works |
 Christmas Card Schwarzenegger funny pictures - / What were you thinking. Just cos I said I could solve the deficit without taxation, you believed me. You idiots.
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 American Gothic Food Bank Debit Card funny pictures - / ...very well done. These two keep turning up like a bad penny. / The return of the great couple. they fit this card perfectly. / Congrats GarRobMil, nice job Technically they all should of been cards, since I think they stopped printing them awhile ago. / nice one garRobMil . congrats on the woody and keep going |
 Jackson Holiday Card funny pictures - / Fantastic poster work. the cane pin / Congratulations Rain. Merry Freaking Christmas / Excellent job Rain... Congrats and Merry Christmas / Gr8 work Rain, like the lights a heap. Congrats & Happy Holidays. / Thanks all for comments. Merry Christmas / This looks really good... Congrats and Merry Christmas. |
 John McCain & Sarah Palin Christmas Card funny pictures - See large please. / Hidden: I have to nitpik. Why the variation in the spelling of Holidays. Other than that, it has the definite 'look' of another trophy for you. Congrats. / Uhhhhhhhh, because I can't spell. LMFAO Thanks Doxi.. I'll fix it. / Okay. Sometimes a spelling error is not a spelling error but some kind of joke-thing going on. / Sadly the only joke is that there are certainly a number of rodents that can even spell better than me. As a youth I had an affliction called GWD (Girl Watching Disease) that prevented me from paying attention in spelling class. That later mutated into BDD (Beer Drinkers Disorder) where everthing you try to spell looks just fine Thanks Kell, it was fun to make in spite of a zillion changes to get to this point Happy New Year. Cheers / Excellent buddy, saved this for my holiday screen saver. Mine should have been called the stupid,bad and ugly. Congrads Master T, belated Merry Christmas and Happy "fun" New Year. J tooo. / I must have missed the spelling error with 'Holidays'. I guess you fixed a previous error. Nice, warm feeling with this work of art. Congrats. / Lol HitS comments.. Funny thing, I had the same 2 afflictions. Nise worx on a wel dezerved golld. / Hey, Hits, I used to have an affliction called CTDT (Can't Type a Damn Thing). Actually I still do. Happy Holidays to ya, mate, and congrats on the gold. / Hahahah you all crack me up. Thanks. need some chuckles, got a tooth ache from h--l and can't get in to the dentist until monday. Ugggggg. But hey, thanks to your generous votes I finally broke the 20th gold milestone... That made my 2009. I'm gonna take that trophy and take it to the dentist to melt into a nice gold crown for this bummer tooth. Maybe if I give him the gold he won't reduce me to begging on the street corner like his last bill almost did hahahahahah Be well gang, hope your new year brings you all unbelievable prosperity. / Congrats on the gold. Great work.I like. |
 CHristmas Greeting Card Al Gore funny pictures - Keep That Gas Collector Away From Me. / Reindeer Looks sick but thats sweet looking thought |
 Turkey Riding Card funny pictures - Kevin Costner's first Western / In the news: Little Kevin files sexual assault charges against Jacko. |
 Political Playing Cards funny pictures - OK, pick a card. Any card. |
 Tiger Woods` Bedroom Golf Score Card funny pictures - Alleged partner names and photos attributed to media reports and may not be accurate. Tiger Woods Mistresses / ..."the 18th hole will be played in the near future against Elin Woods on pimplaro Island, Sweden" . / Great concept GRM. I'll bet this score card will be filled up before the scandal dies. So---Do you know the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods. (Santa stops after the third "HO"). / that's cool work GRM Congrats on the woody and keep going / Thanks all. The research was as much fun as composing the image. |
