Dr.Trump: `We can't help, already Russian Technology was used`.
Dr.Trump: `We can't help, already Russian Technology was used`.
Dr.Trump: "We can't help, already Russian Technology was used".. Putin has chip in his hand. Nobody want to shake his hand.
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This one is awesome.... atleast some technology is used to have the chip installed. good one

Funny America can't be stronger with them

America can't be stronger with them
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And a twofer. Congrats The chop Gods favor you lately .....

Funny Politicians Can't Get Into the White House

Politicians Can't Get Into the White House
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Good work for Obama, and Hillary is the best
Cool beans. Congrats on the wood, Andrew.

Funny White Ibis Can't Jump

White Ibis Can't Jump
I Told Ya..... White Ibis Can't Jump. The Best View
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That White Ibis has certainly become a fan favorite ... Great looking chop. I like the tone and contrast between the background and the elements ... and you gotta luv the hat. Although, not that it's a bad thing, but I'm pretty sure that currently you are no longer qualifying as a "hidden" author
Thanks, great compliment QMS. Being recognizable puts me in very good company.
I like the mistery atmosphere surrounding the scenary.
Excellent artwork, all around. Also, nice play on words and reference to the famous movie (White Men Can't Jump). And that's the most popular Ibis I've seen in my life
Thanks Lu. Just sorta experimenting with these backgrounds lately. I like the way this one turned out. Thanks, Newsy. Well you have to admit, this happens to be one charismatic Ibis. Also worth a mention, an extremely debonair African Grey. Thank you my friend, Silvercanine.
Yup, you do have a style that is all your own now.
Congratulations with the Silver, SS A fascinating chop of excellence..
A true beauty as always. I think it's pretty cool Lucido and the two of us used snakes as a theme Like they say, great minds think alike. Congrats mate
Congrats on the silver, Splat. The use of the African grey parrot source was charming.
Thanks, Doc Paul, Gumster, Uncle-C, Bob, Silver-C, 420, Preemie, Newsy and Hitz. Yeah your right Hit-Man...I mentioned the same thing to Lucido5 about the snakes. Pretty Kewl. Thanks peeps this contest was a lot of fun.
i tried not to fav this picture , but i failed..
Thank you friend, Lucido. Very much appreciated
Thanks for the fave Jeremix. It's hard to resist the Ibis. I think he places a spell over ya.
That bstard. I'm glad he fell.

Funny Barack Obama with Aretha Franklin Can't Spell

Barack Obama with Aretha Franklin Can't Spell
Obama goofed when he tried to spell "respect" while honoring Aretha Franklin Pictured with him is Aretha Franklin.

Funny Queen Can't Find Her Sword When Knighting a Man

Queen Can't Find Her Sword When Knighting a Man
Blair Leighton - The Accolade - 1901
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Thanks. I think it turned out alright. Should be a painting most people would recognize...
Thanks guys. I never thought about the pull-my-finger trap, but now that you mention it the crowd of onlookers do seem to be keeping their distance.
Great ... work looks like she is bestowing blessing over him
AJSubrosa 2 trophies.... excellent congrats..
Thanks again. Having lots of fun here - very pleased with the accolades
Wood for AJS too, woo hoo. Congrats again.

Funny Paul McCartney with a Guitar He Can't Play

Paul McCartney with a Guitar He Can't Play
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Nice caricature looks young and active happy birthday
This is great and clear and clean as a whistle, except the guitar is going in the wrong direction. He plays it left-handed.
Thank you Azure, Rajeshstar, Pcr, Ericnorthend...Pcr didn't knew this but really I don't have time to fix it
Fantastic Liked it very much Flawless and very clean
Congrats for winning the Woody Sunshine, super clean entry.
Many thanks Pcr, Geriatric, UncleChamp, Blackx
As Paul said, clean as a whistle. Congrats on the wood, Sun.

Funny Barack Obama Still Can't Walk On Water

Barack Obama Still Can't Walk On Water

Funny Men Can't Breath Under Water

Men Can't Breath Under Water
source as you can plainly see I only used the stock image...everything else has been painted by me.
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thanks guys and gal for your comments...i truly appreciate it.

Funny George Clooney in You Can't Be Serious

George Clooney in You Can't Be Serious
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"Syrious" Crack'd me up
The Coup D’E tat of the United States Press Red 'X' Society·Wednesday, March 1, 2017 by Tracy Mapes SACRAMENTO,California--In America, it has long been held that there is a sacred bond between the United States Government, and the People of the United States. That bond is the unbendable document called the Constitution of the United States, and, as I am about to embark, this bond has been broken by the Corruption of Our Central Bodies of Government, Executive, Legislature, Judiciary, Agency, and the Press. This means that while Americans have been kept busy with the non-essential, info-tainment of the Press, both Print and Broadcast, these bodies along with all key positions in the Government of the United States, have been subverted and replaced with loyalist Felons and Street Prostitutes as legitimate Journalists, Political Appointees, Judges, and even Entertainment Personnel. This means that along with the Silent Subversion of the 1st Amendment of Our Constitution, a facade of disinformation has cloaked the atrocity with unfounded fears of the necessity to increase the National Security risks assessed to convince the Citizens of the United States that loss of their personal freedoms, restriction on travel, and the production of “Fake News” in warranted to maintain the Secrecy of the Criminal Enterprise Our Government has become. I became aware of this situation in quite an unconventional manner. As I have described over the past 8 years, to United States Government agencies including the Department of Defense, Department of Justice, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Congress, the United States Senate, and News Media alike, without material response, I met over 150 Pimps, Prostitutes, and Individuals involved in criminal acts in the related to the before mentioned street crimes on the streets of Sacramento, California during the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Since my involvement with these persons over a 7 year period, 2 of the persons involved in narcotics use and prostitution have become Presidents of the United States of America. With the addition of a First Lady, a Supreme Court Justice, State Senator, City Mayor, and County District Attorney of Sacramento, there are nearly 150 persons that have been placed, appointed, hired, or infiltrated into the Newsrooms of America. One could look at this as a miracle of some great proportion, but in fact, the pattern sings of racketeering, espionage, and the criminal manipulation of All Avenues of Control and Command of the United States Government and the Media. And, after engaging in the Pledge of Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America ...I find this UN-Acceptable. The Red ‘X’ Society was formed as an Idea, to redress this wrong, and hold those accountable for this Horrific Tragedy of United States Government Miss-Management, and urge All Americans to display the Red ‘X’ until this matter is resolved in accordance with the written word of the U.S. Constitution. Red 'X' Society sacramentovalleynews.com

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