Funny Bad Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Bad Santa Claus Labels pictures -
[ The state of Maine has banned a beer because its label depicts Santa
Claus enjoying a pint of brew. The state said that the label for
"Santa's Butt Winter Porter" is "undignified and improper" and may
attract children. ]
I understand Maine is concerned about morality and "wrong appeal" to
children, but banning a beer for using the image of Santa is like
banning Playboy magazine for using the image of bunny. Children love
bunnies more than they love beer.
So Maine is barking up the wrong tree here. If you want to clean you
state morals, start with ho, ho, hos on your streets, not on beer
labels.
In this contest you are asked to add Santa Claus image to labels,
brands, and products which would be considered inappropriate use of
Santa image. E.g. Santa Claus on alcohol products, condoms, guns,
cigarettes, etc.
Thanks to mashby for sponsoring this contest.
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| Funny Bad Toy pictures -
Over 1.5 million of "Thomas & Friends" train toys are recalled in the US due to toxic levels of lead they contain which may result in poisoning if digested. The toys were manufactured in China and sold in US shops from 2005 till June 2007. If you remember pet food produced in China already poisoned many American pets. Now it's the toxic toys for our children.
In this contest let's photoshop toys which are bad in one way or another and have the adverse effect on morals or health, etc. You are welcome to change the existing toy or design the new ones. The toys must be for kids and babies, and not adults.
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| Funny Bad Food pictures -
China is shutting down 180 food factories after the inspection found that their food products contained dangerous levels of
toxic chemicals. Over 15 tons of food from these factories have been banned from entering the market. The country-wide food product inspection was initiated by the Chinese government officials after a series of scandals with Chinese exported food that was found to contain illegal chemicals like formaldehyde, unsafe color additives, and industrial wax. The country authorities said they will do everything to "clean" Chinese food and protect their food export share in international markets.
Create food items and products made (partially of fully) from non-food components and parts. Examples may be sugar made and packaged like washing detergent, or a salad made with lettuce and rocks.
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| Funny Bad Christmas Gifts pictures -
Bad Christmas gifts are something we all have received at one time or another. Maybe it was a pair of hand knitted socks from your Aunt Gladys or a battery powered lock de-icer from your 31 year old son. Whatever it was, we all remember them. I ask you, who was the first person thinking that putting candy into socks makes a great gift? My grandpa's socks are officially classified as weapons of mass destruction. Does eating candy out of weapons make much sense?
In this contest you are asked to create bad Christmas gifts any way you like. E.g. electric powered rubber ducky bath toy or junior lasik surgery kit, etc. The sky is the limit as long as it's within the site guidelines.
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| Funny Bad Toys pictures -
U.S. and Japan are tightening toy safety standards after numerous incidents with toys imported from China showing harmful levels of lead found in stuffed toys and toy cars. Under the new laws in both Japan and U.S., when companies import toys, they will need to submit a toy inspection safety certificate, and sampling inspections will be regularly conducted.
Photoshop toys which are bad in one way or another and have the adverse effect on morals or health, etc. You are welcome to change the existing toy or design the new ones. The toys must be for kids and babies, and not adults. Here's a good
good example.
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| Funny Bad Christmas Gifts pictures -
Bad Christmas gifts are something we all have received at one time or another. Maybe it was a pair of hand knitted socks from your Aunt Gladys or a battery powered lock de-icer from your 31 year old son. Whatever it was, we all remember them.
In this contest you are asked to create bad Christmas gifts any way you like. E.g. electric powered rubber ducky bath toy or junior lasik surgery kit, etc.
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| Funny Bad Luck pictures - Today is Friday the 13th, - the day associated with the numerous superstitions of bad luck. Tell me if this is weird - this Friday the 13th comes just six days after the luckiest day of the century.
In the 1800's the fear of bad luck on "Black Friday" was so strong that a British insurance company Lloyds of London refused to insure any ship leaving a port on a Friday the 13th.
Show how bad luck could change the lives of celebrities and politicians, or any people, as well as companies, and countries. Consider this contest a reverse of good luck contest we had last week.
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| Funny Bad Habits pictures - Photoshop bad habits of John Kerry doing things that might "upset" his base. Feel free to use hunting themes if you can't think of additional bad habits.
The strategy of having Kerry toting a shotgun and hunting wildlife must make some of his voting base nervous and upset. |
| Funny Bad Puns pictures -
The pun, is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect. Some examples are: "Julius Sees Her", "The Lesser of Two Weevils", "Turkey Dressing", "Ham Grenade", and others. Puns existed in all the languages pretty much since the origin of speech. Puns found in ancient Egypt and ancient Iraq go back as far as 2500 BC. The Maya are known for having used puns in their hieroglyphic writing, and for using them in their modern languages. Which only proves that Mayans were so punny people!
Photoshop any phrases/expressions using known puns, or create your own. Here's a good example - poultry in motion.
Many thanks to LunaC for the contest concept.
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 Bad Girl funny pictures - / Looks like she is holding the joint funny. Good pic though. / I agree with Kay. The joint should be further back in her fingers. But you've done a very nice job on the smoke / looks to me as if she's tryin ta not (Koff.)Or something, perhaps even holding a finger to her lips as if 'shushing' somebody. Looks good to me. Too bad eyes not bloodshot ........ / Ahhh. Bloodshot eyes would have been so cool. I wish I'd thought of it. In the original picture she was sipping on a straw. Thanks everyone for you comments.
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 Global Warming? ...Is It All That Bad? funny pictures - / Right where she belongs...somewhere off the coast of Alaska, chillin' after she had to "donate" her $150k wardrobe. |
 Bad Santa Greeting funny pictures - source /web/media/13225/887%201.jpg / Won't let me view the original. :-\ Cool idea, but, Santa is really grainy compared to the bg image.
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 Bad Luck funny pictures - Crimes, mysterious deaths happen in friday 13 source ( please view full image) / #13 submited entry on this contest... it's that mean bad or good luck. |
 Bad Television Reception funny pictures - / Congratulations, Arizona, me likes this a lot. |
 Bad Luck Clover funny pictures - I'm sure my good luck will not be for too much Check this in full view will bring you some good luck . |
 Bad Avril funny pictures - Avril Lavigne, the famous Canadian bad girl singer, believes in breaking ALL the rules. / I really do like this, just the image of her seems alot sharper than the rest & size wise, yeh she is tiny but in comparison with the fence it is a lil unbelievable IMH0 or tis just a rather large fence / I'm not climbing it. I'm riding it. Yeehaw. |
 Black Cat Bad Luck funny pictures - They're only bad luck if you belieeve....belifshan...dang. whoit's wroooong weith my keeybooarrdd. (Fulll vvviewe isz bettrtet....crapap.) / Took me a minute to get that one. Would the top of that van have a shadow. / That far off the ground any light shadow the top would cast would be out of frame in my opinion. Great idea, and image truely speaks superstition to me... / Hey, kitty. Can you give us a break please. Not the car break dammit. |
 Bad Santa funny pictures - He's a baaaad Santa. / Nice one. Bubba has the Marley's ghost look of one of those old Scrooge movies. / I did not have Christmas with this woman... |
 Bad Hamster funny pictures - / Thanx, He's very tired, It's his 3rd contest. / I saw this entry making circles amoung Russian websites (True). Me not guilty. |
