Funny Attack Pictures - Photoshop Pix
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| Funny Raccoons Attack Washington pictures - "So called 'urban raccoons' attack the City of Olympia in Washington. So far they killed 10 cats, have
bitten one dog, and one pet owner
(not necessarily in that order). Residents arm themselves against
raccoon attacks."
You probably read about these raccoons recently in The New York Times,
a daily newspaper with a
circulation of 18 trillion. Of course you don't believe a word of it.
You think publications like The New York Times make everything up.
So did I, and when I first saw their story, for the moment I thought
I was reading the scenario to Martin Scorsese's "Gangs of New York".
Yet, The New York Times and every other major newspaper claims that 'urban raccoons are for real and they are not afraid'.
Newspapers don't actually tell you there are
23,520,102, 370,754,235,929 raccoons in Washington,
who are starting a guerrilla war, but they let you be the detective and
put two and two together.
That and the fact that you should stay a way from Olympia, Washington
for the time being.
Because if there's anything raccoons
like to do is to have their way with your pets, steal your credit
cards, and torture you with the most
horrible country music. I might have the wrong list here. Anyhow,
you've gotta remember that
every raccoon who attacks Washingtonian is a friend of a man
has a short life span.
Keeping that in mind I think we should try the approach which proved
to work in the past.
You catch all male raccoons in Washington, sterilize them and drop
them from airplanes onto the affected area,
where they mate with the females, who don't get pregnant, and there
you are.
That, or catch all the female raccoons and put them on pills.
Until then we need to help The New York Times (and other newspapers)
with the pictures of these raccoons
which they failed to publish in their stories. Thus, in this contest
you are asked to photoshop
'raccoons behaving badly' - meaning raccoons causing a threat, or
problems to humans. |
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| Funny When Euro-Veggies Attack pictures -
The global scare of the European vegetables with E.Coli infection is spreading fast. Days after the outbreak in Germany and the rest of Europe, Russia, the biggest EU vegetable importer, completely banned the import of fresh EU vegetables. Saudi Arabia went one step further and banned not only fresh EU veggies, but also any canned vegetable products from the EU. A source from The White House said the US could outlaw the imports of the EU vegetables in the coming days.
They are scary, they are infectious, they are outlaws... they are Euro veggies! Create images of any vegetables attacking humans, or otherwise causing any harm to humans.
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| Funny Duck Attack pictures - Photoshop this image of duck (click to download) any way you wish. Some examples are: dress up this duck, change merge it with some other birds or animals, make the duck perform some stunts, use this duck image in advertisements, movies, paintings, etc. These are just some ideas.
This is an Apprentice Contest. You are eligible to enter this contest if you have less than 5 golden trophies at Freaking News.
You have 7 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly.
Many thanks to
baerchen57 for providing the source photo. |
 Shark Attack funny pictures - / I think the size of the fireman is a bit too big and it's maybe a bit too clear. Otherwise nice chop.
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 Snake Attack funny pictures - / Great blending - I would probably fall for this photo-hoax. / OOps...double post. (Hate it when that happens) / The Babysitter,,give me a baby and I'll sit on it... |
 Surfer Attack funny pictures -
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 snake attack funny pictures - / Great composition, but I wish the snake body was sharper |
 Giant Praying Mantis Attack funny pictures - / Nice picture, but I believe those are Praying Mantis...not Grasshoppers...No big deal, but just wanted you to know. / this is great work, but maybe try to add more mantis with different position would add more beauty on this one. i think. |
 Shark Attacks Sleeping Surfer funny pictures - / You wouldn't really be able to see the lower jaw and the top would be reflected in the water. Funny none the less / Thanks Jerry. The light is coming from the front right, so the shadow of the nose would not necessarily be shown. In my opinion The lower may or may not be visible...hummmm: / I've been on the water and been chopping long enough to know that you would only see a reflection on top of the water, and you also have the board and womans reflection there, but no shark. Anyway, it's just a technical thing that doesn't take away from the comedy here at all. / Congrats DDB Jaws 4: Easy Lunch, coming soon to a beach near you. / Clever. On a technical side: I'd deviate a bit from perfect vertical symmetry of the shark, as it takes away from realism / DDB's mission for this contest was - finish this chop, or sharks will eat me. Congrats, DDB. / Thanks for the great comments I didn't think it would finish 3rd thanks everyone |
 Attack Squirrel funny pictures - / Scary looking, several of them would be freaky / It's things like this that make museum trips worth while. / egads, scary stuff. Real nice work here, and adding a little action to the chop makes it stand out in the crowd. |
 George Bush Golf Attack funny pictures - / Super fantastic. George is gonna need more than a putter to bring down this buffalo. / Great job, only thing I would add is a little grass coming up over GWBush's golf shoe. SUPER. / Nice going macwithfries, Im going to have to start calling you the Big Mac soon, Great job |
 Attack of Calista Flockhart funny pictures - / How'd you like to meet up with HER in some dark 'Ally'. / Still a little too fat. ... Just kidding. Very nice. / Really good. I especially like the stringy saliva. / "I tell everyone the teeth stains are from smoking. " |
 Tiger Attacks Woman funny pictures - / Shadows going around all over the place... / Nice one, but shadows may need to have some fuzzier outlines. Now they are too sharp |
