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Astronaut Jackie Chan forgotten on Russian Space StationFunny Astronaut Jackie Chan forgotten on Russian Space Station
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NASA will stop certain contact with Russia
Excellent job on aging Jackie. Just one thing...the booze coming out of the bottle would make a sharp turn and start flowing up.
This is great Good to see the bubbels of the bottle
Woody congrats, Andrew. by the way...it should have been odd-shaped globs of Vodka and not bubbles in space. Still, a great chop, indeed.
Thank you, sulliishere, balodiya, ericnorthend, Evirio, lucianomorelli and Paul. There are water balls with light reflection flying in the space.
Me likes a lot. Small nitpick: his face tone need to be adjusted a tad to match the skin on the neck and chest


Astronaut Cat FishermanFunny Astronaut Cat Fisherman
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Fantastic idea of water filled helmet a definite survival plan to stay in space good merge

Mariah Carey Astronaut Fresh and CleanFunny Mariah Carey Astronaut Fresh and Clean
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The number one thing that a woman needs to bring to space.
Maria, you should raze your arms before going to space.
No kidding-oops. Still time to fix during contest.


First Argentinian Astronaut BallFunny First Argentinian Astronaut Ball
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She looks more fat in that suit and Obama is dying hard to get into it How can Romney play music in this situation Its a freaking brilliant
thats Hilarius job I have ever seen with the freaking fighting scene Romeney is ultra cool with musical gesture

Astronaut PrototypeFunny Astronaut Prototype
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I was in Pluto now
looks like it has a lot of "RAM", hahah

Silvio Berlusconi AstronautFunny Silvio Berlusconi Astronaut
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Steve Jobs AstronautFunny Steve Jobs Astronaut
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Strange Astronaut on the MoonFunny Strange Astronaut on the Moon
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Dr Jizz discovers another sun in our solar system. He will explain. Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
Yes, and it's about time you realized there were two suns.
WHOA. What a handsome guy BubbleBoy is.... Funny chop.
You didn't Win DD but, you brought a chuckle to the Voters.
Thanks geriatric. You would laugh even more if pcrdds would cough up the story.
D-man. and who's G-man, Paul.

Jesus AstronautFunny Jesus Astronaut
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"The Second Coming."
Nice work . . . love the "Jaycee" patch . . .

Turtle AstronautFunny Turtle Astronaut
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Turtlenaut

AstronautFunny Astronaut - Photoshop this astronaut image any way you wish. Examples may include painting his costume, putting the astronaut on the moon or into space, including him in paintings. These are just some ideas. You have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Thanks to LilGoldWmn and Stock Exchange for providing the source image.


Astronaut CrimesFunny Astronaut Crimes - US Astronaut Lisa Nowak was arrested after she attacked the woman she thought was involved with her lover astronaut Bill Oefelein. Nowak told the police she and Oefelein had something "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship." We, common people, call it "marriage". In this contest you are asked to photoshop astronauts doing crimes and smaller violations on Earth. Examples may include robbery, tax evasion, traffic violations, smoking in forbidden places, etc.

Astronauts Ballet and SportsFunny Astronauts Ballet and Sports - To help astronauts exercise and stay fit while on the space mission, photoshop astronauts doing physical activities, such as ballet, dancing and sports. You can show these astronaut activities either on their space missions, or participating in sports / ballet / dancing on Earth. Astronauts have to be shown in their space suits, showing faces of astronauts is optional.

AstronautsFunny Astronauts - We wish the crew of Discovery a safe and successful mission. Create images of who you would have liked to see as additional Astronauts on board.


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