Police Arresting Zombies on the Golden Gate Bridge
Police Arresting Zombies on the Golden Gate Bridge
Police Arresting Zombies on the Golden Gate Bridge.

Funny Buddy Vakastro Arrested For Drunk Driving

Buddy Vakastro Arrested For Drunk Driving
Cake Boss, Buddy Valastro was arrested in New York City for drunk driving Buddy Valastro has several baking shows on television in the United States. One of his shows is, "Cake Boss." He and his staff make incredible "theme" cakes for people and organizations.
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He crashes cars Like a BOSS. Good one, Paul.

Funny Columbus Arrested by the Border Patrol

Columbus Arrested by the Border Patrol
.No. Dos Espana Gringo.
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Quality work, but not sure about the face choice - it's definitely too far from the image people have in mind. Columbus had blond hair (which turned all white by the time he turned 30) - he was never depicted with a beard either. Linky. The source you used is associated with a famous human sculpture by Ron Mueck, and looks more like Saddam Hussein than Columbus.
Would the real Chris Columbus please raise your hand Honestly, I wasn't going for any kind of accuracy, just the humor. It doesn't matter to me what he looked like. I don't think anyone really knows. He doesn't look like Gerard Depardieu either but they still cast Gerard in a movie. There are tons of depictions, all different and this is my goofy version. It is just a chop, not an historical document hehe
Newsy considerations apart, looks an awesome chop indeed
Point taken, I did not know there are so many depictions of Columbus. Most people including myself are probably familiar with 2-3 sources of Columbus portraits, where he's shown without a beard. I have also read that he was a blond fella that turned completely white by 30. Gerard looked blond so that was enough of the similarity
We had a few different history books when I was a kid learning American history and none of them really agreed. Not even where he landed or who Actually found the mainland continent. Accounts claimed Americus Vespuci was the actual guy. So I sort of left it at that though now we know it was far earlier Polynesian or Nordic explorers that get the finder's fee. I did read somewhere that Columbus was originally from the north of Italy around Genoa. Not surprising to hear he might have been fair haired as there was a lot of Swiss mix in the Northern Italians. Fair hair is very common. Too bad they didn't have cameras . Thanks for the comments peeps
Thanks Newsey, Doc, Wanderer and Bob. Where is everybody else lately.
And as a side note, America's immigration policies have gotten absolutely no better. GGGGG-Grandpa would have been way better off to make them the turky than to offer them one.

Funny Chaplin Impersonator Arrested

Chaplin Impersonator Arrested
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Sweet. I would add some shadows from Charlie's hand holding an umbrella onto the policeman

Funny Vladimir Putin Arrests Ronald McDonald

Vladimir Putin Arrests Ronald McDonald
Russia takes aim at McDonald's burgers as U.S. ties worsen
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Funny Nicolas Sarkozy Arrested

Nicolas Sarkozy Arrested
Nicolas Sarkozy arrested over ‘influence peddling’
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... Clean as a whistle. Hands could be a bit darker or face lighter for better skin match, But it still is great. Well done
Flawless work, nice shadowing and merge of three in classic style is really good idea

Funny Prince's Arrest Queen Elizabeth

Prince's Arrest Queen Elizabeth
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In Italy relatives make rhyme with snakes...
Nice idea. Head masking could use more work

Funny Soccer Player Arrested

Soccer Player Arrested
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Hahaha, great idea, and looks very real too.

Funny Alec Baldwin Arrested In New York

Alec Baldwin Arrested In New York
Actor Alec Baldwin is arrested in New York for disorderly conduct after bicycle incident
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Boys will be boys. Cool beans.
3 cup congrats. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy Great work.
Triple-Congratulations. HAT-TRICK. Seriously, what is your HAT-TRICK tally so far. NEWSY.... What's his tally.
Geriatric, we got rid of the trifecta stats because it happens so very rarely. But this is the first four-fecta for Paul if I recall correctly.

Funny Ben Affleck Arrested at Blackjack Table

Ben Affleck Arrested at Blackjack Table
Ben Affleck Reportedly Banned from Blackjack Table at Las Vegas Casino
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Apparently Affleck used money and/or chips on the table to keep track of car counting in the several card decks. Well they banned him for life
Luciano, you are a pro. Hidden cards are funny and 5 aces, yep, that will get you thrown out of any card game

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