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Absolut GayFunny Absolut Gay
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There is a wiseass in every crowd
Excellent. I would bet my fortune on just this type of 'New' product to hit the market in the future. Then 'Illegal-Alien Brew' bottled Beer and...etc.
Thank you Geriatric, Nanny, Newsmaster, Toledoeagle, Disasterman.
Its the way of Creativity turns into an awesome AD. This is really marvelous chop with well illuminated and shading given so perfectly good work over all
Have to smile every time I see this, great job.
....This is amazing chop and color combination very good
Congrats on the gold, this is a good one.
Thank you Doc, Hobbit, Eric, Rajesh. One might say this one definitely steps out on a dry branch
and you are that wiesass... nice job & congrats hitspinner.
So I guess this goes good with tequila (ha). Congrats on the Gold.
. What an impressive chop. Love the reflections on the shoulder of the bottle. Great job.
Thanks Geri, Bob, Anton, Eagle and NM. I guess it does, Bob
Absolut Gold.. Congratz HitMan, Love the Aztec look of the feathers, great job..
Looks great. What about the taste. Congrats, Hitspinner.


Absolut MaceFunny Absolut Mace
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HA. Isn't this child abuse. I'm utterly shocked. Not really but, I'm laughing. Nice work. HIDDEN.
The Absolut tries to way off wild animals..... but here the child is getting into the trouble Nice freaky expression on her face
I knew this was yours...another chuckle from HoHouse.

Absolut-ely The BestFunny Absolut-ely The Best
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You don't need the rest when you have the Absolut-e best.
Nice homogenous liquid turned into Vodka and its Absolutely delicious well done
Very nice work.... Congrats on the silver
Quality poster work. Congrats on the silver, hobbit.
It's a Hit, Hobbit, love the view of beach grass thru the bottle. Silver Congrats


Absolut sprayFunny Absolut spray
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Like the Gun Shaped trigger Vodka... drink carefully

Absolut killerFunny Absolut killer
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Nice Outcome and lovely rose attached to it like it
Cool. I remember way back in '73 when a whiskey (I don't remember which one) had a special edition bottle that was shaped like an old long rifle (flintlock). They sold out quick.
Hey, really nice glasswork conversion to the Thompson.

ABSOLUT AlcoholismFunny ABSOLUT Alcoholism
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If you care about your liver enough to destroy it, do it with the best: ABSOLUTELY. Not to be a buzzkill but that's really a cirrhosis atrophied liver in there: Cirrhosis of the liver
Good work on transparent front well done
This is a MUST poster in any rehab. Great job, paco.
Yep, there is the dark side to it. Nicely done

Absolut helpFunny Absolut help
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Looks like a hot girl lying on the beach

Absolut Dali, Yes Again.Funny Absolut Dali, Yes Again.
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Drink Responsibly
Very well done.... great chop with inclusion of modern elements... Vodka ... well done

Absolut IdiotFunny Absolut Idiot
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balodiya I'm glad you picked that up.

Absolut Knockout Meg Ryan in Vodka BottleFunny Absolut Knockout Meg Ryan in Vodka Bottle
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Hilarious and very, very well done. Where can I buy a bottle.
woooooooonderful vodka the ryanslevichk... "absolut" the best

Absolut AdsFunny Absolut Ads - World-famous vodka maker Absolut released Absolut Chicago on Monday, capturing the Windy City in a bottle. Absolut Chicago comes with the essence of olive and rosemary, and sports the city skyline on the bottle. This is the seventh city inspired edition for Absolut since 2007, the previous ones were dedicated to New Orleans, Los Angeles, Boston, Brooklyn, San Francisco, and Miami. All the previous "city editions" turned out really popular among local residents - such Absoluts were bought not just for drinking, but also by collectors, and even as souvenirs by the tourists. Create new ad posters for Absolut. Here are some "official" examples.


AbsolutFunny Absolut - The Sweden's government is auctioning its "Absolut" vodka brand and the state-held company that produces this world famous drink. I was quite surprised to know Absolut is (was) actually state-owned. Let's hope it gets into the "good hands" now. The Absolut's world-wide sales increased another 8% last year. The expected sale price of the company is about $5 billion. We all know the famous advertisements for "Absolute" brand. Photoshop "Absolut" world any way you like. Create new advertisements for the Absolute brand, turn any product or painting into Absolute poster, give Absolute vodka shape to any object. These are just some ideas. In your entries, please include the titles for your Absolute theme, e.g. Absolute Corruption, etc.

Absolut AdsFunny Absolut Ads - Design a new advertisement for Absolut. Connection with art and paintings is a plus.


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