Hillary Clinton for President? pictures -
Senator Hillary Clinton officially declared her bid for presidency 2008. Making her announcement Hillary said "I'm in". This is the phrase she rarely heard from Bill in their bedroom.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to Senator Hillary Clinton running for president of United States. Examples may be photoshopping magazine covers, campaign photos, or future presidency achievements.
Thanks to Keb for sponsoring this contest.
Transformers pictures -
The new movie Transformers, opening on the 4th of July, is based on Hasbro's "robots in disguise" toys and the toymaker hopes the flick will open the new chapter in sales of transformers toy line. This DreamWorks / Paramount movie takes the opposite approach to the usual "movie first, toys later" marketing strategy.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop transformers any way you like. Create new transformers from other items (similar to this entry), put transformers into everyday life or old paintings - these are just some ideas.
Weapons for Peace pictures -
According to the report published on Tuesday, 90 out of 100 U.S. citizens own guns, which by far exceeds the fraction of the gun owners in other countries. Surprisingly with a big gap, the second and third places on the list are occupied by India and China, with respectively 4 and 3 firearm owners per 100 people. Over 8 million new guns are produced in the world each year, and 4.5 million of them are purchased in the United States.
The report suggests that the United States population is over armed. In this contest, let's show how any weapons can be used in non-military, peaceful purposes - show alternative use of existing weapons, or re-design weapons by changing their parts or combining them with other objects or appliances
so that they could be used for domestic needs, architecture, or other peaceful purposes.
Ford pictures - Henry Ford once said his dream was to create a car that every American
family can afford. Nonetheless, Americans are buying more Toyotas than
Fords and Ford is suffering losses bigger than expected. Ford
strategic advisors are now on the cost-cutting quest to save leading
American car manufacturer from bankruptcy. In this contest you are
asked help Ford by showing how they can cut costs by producing new cars with some
parts being really cheap - e.g. rusted doors from older cars models,
parts from cars being in car accidents, tires from old cars being
different size, saloon seats made of wood, flashlights instead of
front lights, etc. The key is to change only part(s) (not the whole car) of
otherwise new good Ford car, and that part(s) have to be really cheap
- either parts from older cars, or made from some cheap materials. Try
to use photos of brand new "shiny" Ford cars, so that the difference
with the changed parts is obvious.
Cars for Kids pictures -
[ While his mother wasn't looking, a three-year old bought a Barbie-pink Nissan Figaro for nearly $16,000 on eBay, by using his mom's eBay account and "quick buy" option. ] I agree. What's the point of waiting for your mom to buy you a pink Nissan convertible for your 18th birthday, when you can buy it now using her eBay account. Or credit card. Or two bags of stashed banknotes she's been hiding under the bed. These days babies are getting so mature so early, that you don't wanna buy them toy cars unless you wanna be the laughing stock of the playground. They need real cars, yo. And real dough. So next time you wanna buy
'em presents for Christmas, forget Wal-Mart and think Nissan dealer and gun dealer. Your kids will love you for it.
In this contest you are asked to design cars made for babies/kids. Take existing car models and redesign them to kids/babies liking - e.g. make them smaller, compact, change seat/door numbers, make larger lights, add additional devices, etc. Car paintjobs are welcome but not on their own - your cars need to be redesigned too.
Odd Uniforms pictures - Design unusual goofy uniforms for the military, police, or any other profession.
V for Vendetta pictures - Photoshop "V For Vendetta" movie character(s) doing his "justice" in real life.
Former American Presidents pictures - Photoshop what former American presidents would do if they held the office today. Only American presidents who held the office before 1989 (Reagan being the last) are allowed in the contest.
Fred Thompson for President? pictures -
Former senator Fred Thompson has finally announced that he is running for President of United States on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." In his first campaign speech on Thursday in Iowa, Thompson said he possesses the conservative values that will lead Republicans to Senate majority they recently lost, and will prevent Senator Hillary Clinton from winning the U.S. presidential election in 2008.
Photoshop anything connected to Fred Thompson running for president of United States, or show what happens if / after he becomes a President. Examples may include showing Thompson's election campaign, posters, billboards. A good idea may be to choose Thompson's running mate and design the election campaign poster for them.
Ford pictures -
Ford Motor Co. which lost $6 billion on North American operations alone, said it expects to burn up $10 billion in cash to run its business through 2009 and spend another $7 billion to invest in new products. Will they have to go back to the basics by resurrecting the Model T?
In this contest you are asked to photoshop what products Ford can produce to turn the company around. Show how they will use the 7 billion dollar new product investment (such as a Model T Ford with modern features), create a new advertising campaign.
Electricity For All pictures -
[ With the upcoming holiday preparations
the demand is on the rise for electrical decorations.
Many consumers are stacking up "anything electrical" despite the high electricity bills they will face.
]
Electricity was invented by rubbing cats backwards.
Which means every time you play a stereo somebody rubs a cat the wrong
way. Please think about kittens next time you pay your electricity
bill.
In this contest you are asked to electrify non-electrical things. Electrify them by adding wires, lights, sockets, electronics, etc. Your
object of electrification should not be a live being (No robot dogs, zombie robots, people robots, electric fish, or plants/fruit). Example of entries could be electrified plumbing tools, sports equipment, dishes & cups, school items. Electrification of larger objects (e.g. Washington Monument) is also allowed.
Kerry Sorry for 'Stuck in Iraq' Remarks pictures -
Two days ago Sen. John Kerry stirred a controversy when he told a group of California students: "study hard, do your homework, or you'll get 'stuck in Iraq.'"
The comments were received by many Americans as "US troops in Iraq consist of uneducated people." Troops didn't like it, Republican's didn't like it, and Democrats didn't like it. Kerry, feeling the pressure, issued an apology for his remarks, saying they were just a "botched joke."
Kerry did not mean to insult the troops, he was just referring to the new school grade system where grades (from highest to lowest) will be: "A," "B," "C," "D," "F," and "STUCK IN IRAQ." Thus his statement: If you fail your school and homework you'll get "STUCK IN IRAQ." Another new school grade Kerry suggests (highest grade) is "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE." So, if your kid studies hard and does his homework, he may get "B," "A," or "MARRIED TO A BILLIONAIRE."
As pennance for his statments, Kerry decides to show his flip-flop team spirit. Show Kerry in recruiting posters for the military, activily recruiting 'geeks' for service, or military advertisments aimed at the brilliant. Your entry must include John Kerry (in picture or words).
Electronics for Lazy pictures - Create new software or never before seen consumer electronics items that are geared to those lazy "couch potatoes" that need to get into shape.
Forum pictures - This contest will run for 4 days. Remember this contest is for the BEST FORUM CHOP, so vote accordingly, and vote fair! (entrants: please feel free to edit the description)
Free For All pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post.
In this contest we are giving you a blank slate. Show us your stuff! Your entry will be judged on visual impact and overall creativity. General Freaking News guidelines still apply as far as quality and content, but beyond that, the world is your oyster!
There is an additional requirement to this contest. You must provide a link to your primary source image to show what has been changed/altered in your final product. You can link directly to a source hosted elsewhere, or you can utilize your My Media Folder page to host the source image and link directly to it there. Format for linking to the source is: [url=" http://www.wherever.com/source.jpg"]Source[/url] This will make the word "Source" clickable which will pop up a window with the image you gave the link to. This format is also explained in the Freaking News FAQ which can be found here.
Thanks to raygregory for sponsoring this double jackpot contest and providing us the concept for this contest.
Hillary Clinton for President pictures - / I love this concept very much. Right man for the job / I really like this. But the tone of her face (imo) would look better in a more sepia tone, rather than a green one. / I agree with JannaR....nice source though / Thank you all. I always thought she had a stately looking profile.
performing bear pictures - First entry, please leave comments,suggestions, or just say hi. / This bear rocks in all senses. Fantastic entry and welcome to FN.
Ford pictures - Maybe it's time to bring the Edsel back. / This looks so cool...I'd actually buy one. (but the mustang insig is still showing behind the front tire...)
Rolling Rock for Rocky pictures - Finding the perfect beer for Rocky "I am throwing a Rocky party to celebrate 'Rocky Balboa's' release and I need to know what kind of beer Rocky would drink so I can buy it for the party." "No question about it," Stallone replied. "Rocky drinks Rolling Rock," / i think the PIRATE BEER of Mashby would be the Best for Rocky.. nice idea just the dropshadow needed. / Just love this Rolling Rock beer bottle. The winner in all senses. Nice Christmas present for Rocky
Ford Expedition Wagon pictures - Ford Expedition Wagon / Ford should buy this design from you Brilliant photoshopping. / Really nice idea & chop. Is it just me, of does that kid in the back look like Enzyte Bob Jr.. / Oh, My... not the Cowboys and Indians again. / Good idea and well done. Only thing I see is the mirror is covered up.
Wheel of Fortune pictures - "I'd like to buy an "I" Pat" Full view for details. / This is a great visual piece. It's very seamlessly blended and the colors match up great. / This is very good. It looks like you went through a lot of work. I gave it a high score. Vanna White is better looking though. / very well done. i can't find one flaw brilliant top marks gud luck / i would like to solve it please...BREAKING NEWS. oops..it's FREAKING NEWS / I am buying F and W for WREAKING NEFS. Brilliant Degas-like work here. / This is a stunning piece of work. Seamless & very well blended. You matched the artists' hand very well. Top Notch. Newsy....Wreaking Nefs.
Spaghetti Fork pictures - The New Battery Operated Spaghetti Fork. Slurp. / Yep and it's slinging sauce everywhere..
Google for DOS pictures - / To say this is a great idea is to say nothing'. It's bloody brilliant.
Hillary Clinton for President pictures - / I love this concept very much. Right man for the job / I really like this. But the tone of her face (imo) would look better in a more sepia tone, rather than a green one. / I agree with JannaR....nice source though / Thank you all. I always thought she had a stately looking profile.
performing bear pictures - First entry, please leave comments,suggestions, or just say hi. / This bear rocks in all senses. Fantastic entry and welcome to FN.
Ford pictures - Maybe it's time to bring the Edsel back. / This looks so cool...I'd actually buy one. (but the mustang insig is still showing behind the front tire...)
Rolling Rock for Rocky pictures - Finding the perfect beer for Rocky "I am throwing a Rocky party to celebrate 'Rocky Balboa's' release and I need to know what kind of beer Rocky would drink so I can buy it for the party." "No question about it," Stallone replied. "Rocky drinks Rolling Rock," / i think the PIRATE BEER of Mashby would be the Best for Rocky.. nice idea just the dropshadow needed. / Just love this Rolling Rock beer bottle. The winner in all senses. Nice Christmas present for Rocky 
Hairstyles for Women pictures - / Thanks guys, this is my first entry, glad you like it.
Ford Expedition Wagon pictures - Ford Expedition Wagon / Ford should buy this design from you Brilliant photoshopping. / Really nice idea & chop. Is it just me, of does that kid in the back look like Enzyte Bob Jr.. / Oh, My... not the Cowboys and Indians again. / Good idea and well done. Only thing I see is the mirror is covered up.
Wheel of Fortune pictures - "I'd like to buy an "I" Pat" Full view for details. / This is a great visual piece. It's very seamlessly blended and the colors match up great. / This is very good. It looks like you went through a lot of work. I gave it a high score. Vanna White is better looking though. / very well done. i can't find one flaw brilliant top marks gud luck / i would like to solve it please...BREAKING NEWS. oops..it's FREAKING NEWS / I am buying F and W for WREAKING NEFS. Brilliant Degas-like work here. / This is a stunning piece of work. Seamless & very well blended. You matched the artists' hand very well. Top Notch. Newsy....Wreaking Nefs. 
Spaghetti Fork pictures - The New Battery Operated Spaghetti Fork. Slurp. / Yep and it's slinging sauce everywhere..
Google for DOS pictures - / To say this is a great idea is to say nothing'. It's bloody brilliant.
Official Baseball Uniform pictures - Full View Please