Nerdy Eye Glasses pictures - / Her actual eyes behind the glasses look misplaced..... / I moved the eyes down. It's the dreaded eyeballis dislocatus disease, caused from glasses slipping down on the nose too often and not pushing them up.
Bush Eyegasses pictures - Eat your heart out X-Men / He reminds me of the Riddler from Batman Forever: / "Now I'm invisible...or indivisible...oops, I think I misdispronounciated that."
Eye Pierce Jewelry pictures - Now THAT would hurt. / Again, eeeewww. Just thinking about this makes my stomach turn. Great work
Deans eye for the queer guy pictures - "With me on board, our administration will create the Department of Homeland 'Sexiness'. There is no excuse to look like a slob." / Again, eeeewww. Just thinking about this makes my stomach turn. Great work
Starry Eye pictures - Magritte's The false mirror and Van Gough's Starry Night. / So that's how your eyes look when you take LSD
Slow Eye pictures - Hey You figure it out... / At that rate of speed...one is all you need.
Cat eyed dog pictures - / Sorry, but I donīt like it very much. Even tho the dog is a cool breed.
Cross-eyed Mona Lisa pictures - / thats how I looked after captioning all those green ENTRIES.. / You should've listened to your mother when she told you your eyes would get stuck like that.