Earthquake in Hawaii pictures - [ Hawaii was shaken by a strong earthquake this Sunday. Even though there were no victims, the last Hawaiian earthquake this strong (magnitude of 6.5) struck more than 20 years ago. ] I've never been to Hawaii (nor have I been anywhere else), but it looks like it's not a good time to visit. There are several things to keep in mind though, if you want to live like a true Hawaiian:
You measure the water for the rice by the knuckle of your index finger.
Your only suit is a bathing suit.
You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.
You drive barefoot too.
You honk your horn only once a year during the safety check.
You have a sister, cousin, auntie, or mom named "Honey Girl" or...
You do not understand the concept of North, South, East, and West, but instead give directions as Mauka, Makai, Diamond Head, Ewa, and use landmarks instead of street names.
Hawaii or Havaii? Havaii. Thanks! You're velcome!
I'm almost done adjusting my lifestyle to the Hawaiian list above. Which means I am almost ready for a visit. Earthquakes got nothing on me - I survived the highway patrol catching me driving barefoot in my bathing suit, dammit. And I'll let you figure out what "barefoot" means as my bathing suit is my birthday suit.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop anything connected to the earthquake in Hawaii. Examples could be new Hawaiian tourism adverts, magazine covers, creative ways and devices to cope with Hawaiian earthquake, etc.
Hawaii Earthquake pictures - Man, that was some earthquake. Now the USS Arizona Memorial can be visited in San Francisco.
Earthquake pictures - Our vacation to Hawaii was nice, but the train ride in was a bit unpleasant...
Anti-Earthquake Helmet pictures - This poor idiot forgot to put on the Noggin Protector on his way to the beach... / somehow i knew there was a reason i had never been to Hawaii yet. / What goes up must come down ~Hawaiian Earthquake
Earthquake Surfing pictures - In the wake of the quake, tsumani size waves make ideal conditions for deathwish surfers. / The waves aren't the ONLY thing breaking. / Sometimes its better just to let Wilson go. If you love something it will come back trust me. / And here come the scores from our jury for this wave: 5.5, 5.6, 5.4...
Earthquake National Enquirer pictures - / This will be (another) day that will live in infamy. / I hate it when those pesky aliens live in the toilet.
Earthquake pictures - / Excellent iddea. The only flaw is that your street is unsaturated, you need some faint earth tones underneath, and some asphalt darkening on the surface. Also the crack running up the sidee of the 4 story bldg needs to change angle at the roof eave.
Hawaii Earthquake pictures - Man, that was some earthquake. Now the USS Arizona Memorial can be visited in San Francisco.
Earthquake pictures - Our vacation to Hawaii was nice, but the train ride in was a bit unpleasant...
Anti-Earthquake Helmet pictures - This poor idiot forgot to put on the Noggin Protector on his way to the beach... / somehow i knew there was a reason i had never been to Hawaii yet. / What goes up must come down ~Hawaiian Earthquake
Earthquake Surfing pictures - In the wake of the quake, tsumani size waves make ideal conditions for deathwish surfers. / The waves aren't the ONLY thing breaking. / Sometimes its better just to let Wilson go. If you love something it will come back trust me. / And here come the scores from our jury for this wave: 5.5, 5.6, 5.4...
Earthquake National Enquirer pictures - / This will be (another) day that will live in infamy. / I hate it when those pesky aliens live in the toilet.
Earthquake pictures - / Excellent iddea. The only flaw is that your street is unsaturated, you need some faint earth tones underneath, and some asphalt darkening on the surface. Also the crack running up the sidee of the 4 story bldg needs to change angle at the roof eave.