DNA enhanced Football pictures - Super Bowl XL footballs are embedded with DNA. Some of them didn't turn out so well... Article
DNA checkout pictures - This would be especially efficient if there was a worldwide data base. Can't see it happening though.
Kidnapped and Cute in Iraq pictures - She even made Wikipedia. Cute little journalist/hostage Jill Carroll is released in Iraq without a scratch. Brava. Her public will demand an encore . . . in the form of a best-selling book. Meanwhile, thousands of others are kidnapped, many murdered. PS: This comment is about us, not her. / She probably cried so much they couldn't stand it anymore and gave in and released her.. / . . . Reggie, wait till you hear her sing. / Picture cute; didn't appreciate the comment. kittenheel is right about the lighting. / Re the face. . . . get real, lighting experts. / . you tell 'em Ray.
Dame Edna pictures - "She" is also known as the voice of Bruce the Shark / You missed some coloring just there along the bottom of the kitty. / Sorry, I ran out of purple paint and the (photo)shop was closed...