Michael Jordan pictures -
Michael Jordan celebrated his 45th birthday yesterday. The NBA named him the "greatest player of all time." Jordan's career in 1980s and 1990s played a major role in popularizing the NBA around the world and attracting the young athletes. Jordan's slam dunks earned him the nicknames "Air Jordan" and "His Airness."
To mark the 45th birthday of Michael Jordan, photoshop him any way you wish. Some examples are: showing alternative careers Michael Jordan could have chosen, including Jordan in movies and paintings, showing how Michael Jordan will look in the future, etc.
Dancing Animals pictures -
Special kind of dog training craze is spreading in the US - it is dog dancing classes. Professional dog trainers will teach your canine friend the art of hip-hop dance, polka, or disco.
And forget "Dancing with the Stars", it is the dogs that rule the dance floors now...
Photoshop any animals dancing any kind of dance. Some examples are: cats dancing tango, monkeys doing break dance, Saturday Night Fever for bugs dancing disco...
You can use human parts in your animal figures, but you can not submit just dancing people without any animal heads / parts.
Underwater Dancing pictures -
[ On Friday seventy-four scuba divers danced simultaneously underwater at Sydney's Olympic Park Aquatic Centre and set the new world record for the largest underwater dance class. ]
If 74 scuba divers simultaneously jerking underwater is called "dancing", you might as well call simultaneous screaming of 74 monkeys "an opera performance", and call it "a record". On the other hand I think I might just have discovered what caused Tsunami waves this morning.
In this contest you are asked to photoshop people dancing underwater. Any dance styles and dance outfits are good enough as long as they are SFW (safe for work) and are underwater.
Dan Rather pictures - Will Dan Rather go off into the sunset quietly, or are there other things that he will be doing now? What do you think Dan Rather will be doing in his retirement? Create images of what you think Dan Rather will be doing after he leaves the CBS Anchor desk.
St. Louis Named Most Dangerous U.S. City pictures -
[ "A surge in violence made St. Louis the most dangerous city in the country, leading a trend of violent crimes rising much faster in the Midwest than in the rest of nation, according to an annual list. St. Louis has been on the list of 10 most dangerous U.S. cities for years". ]
If you've never been to St. Louis, now is not a good time to visit. It received the title of most dangerous US city this year, thanks to all hard working criminals who work 24/7 to make the city famous. The center of St. Louis features 630-foot-tall stainless-steel arch - a monument to the early pioneers who came west with nothing but their wagons, their guns, and their crimes. Visitors may ride to the top of the arch, where, high above the Mississippi River, they may see the panorama of crimes in the city.
In this contest you are asked to "criminalize" any St. Louis related theme (city part, event, people, products, etc.), and feature it as a tourism advertisement for St. Louis.
Private Dancer pictures - / Very creative & immaginative. Nicely done. / i think its dancing pose of pump, good concept
Underwater Breakdance pictures - Let's Play And Dance. Full View Please. / This is nice work. The only thing I'd change is maybe adding a little more shadow on the smaller dolphin. I think the dancer would cast more of a shadow on that dolphin. Hope this helps. / I think his left hand should be into the sand. I've tried this manuever underwater, and distinctly remember my hand sinking about 1/2 to 1 inch into the sandy bottom. This was in Hawaii, so perhaps this is the Atlantic Ocean where there is a more dense sandy bottom. Perhaps Sponge Bob knows the real answer to this question. / Nah, he's weightless and that's firm coral sand. Nice work. / I find this very realistic and superb work. The guy does look underwater, and bubble splashes add more realism to it. Oh, and dolphins seem to be enjoing it as much as I do / This is so good....glad there's not a stingray close. / This one it´s a very fine composition. Congratulationsˇ
Riverdance pictures - / yeah. let the old cossack do his thing. nice idea. / Clever. My feet are tapping the Riverdance now
Saddam belly dancer pictures - Little did you know that he now makes a living as a belly dancer in northern Turkey. / The shady lady needs a veil.
Jack Daniels pictures - Cruel... but you came up with the idea... / This is awesome.. Yes, it is a harsh statement, but the visual is brilliant. / Wonderful, I like the B/W choice very 40's / bottles should be in the same sepia as the rest of the image. actually, i don't find this topic very funny. / I like that the bottles are not Sepia. It gives a modern twist. I suppose though that it could work either way. / Wicked, but funny. / The contrast with the bottles is what makes this work so well IMO / This looks like an ad that would be in the newspaper or on billboards. I love how it looks like something that realy could be printed. / This looks like an ad that would be in the newspaper or on billboards. I love how it looks like something that realy could be printed. / I like the highlighted bottles. I'll bet this guest was thinking, "With a twist of lemon". / / this one is dead on, very funny.. i like the black and white with a splash of color too.
Dan Rather pictures - Dan Rather has a NEW face. Back in college for a higher education, Dan demonstrates how he applies his makeup. / ummm....Hasn't something like this already been done in this contest. / Not really. But there's 2 music ones too. / Great work. Very clear and colors are superb. / DanRathers' has alwas been the serious face , the man with the warm smile I could trust, I object to Dan Rathers the clown. Debski / DanRathers' has alwas been the serious face , the man with the warm smile I could trust, I object to Dan Rathers the clown. Debski
Pole Dance pictures - We traveled four thousand miles to a unknown plateau off the edge of the Great Barrier Reef to catch these rare shots of the elusive Pink Snapper / - Nice tail you've got there - Yeah, wanna see my flippers, too.
Dan Rather pictures - Mary Mapes has just released a book telling her side of the whole “Memogate” affair. I think it’s safe to say that her book bears an uncanny resemblance to another blockbuster work of fantasy-fiction released earlier this year. For those of you who don’t know the story…. Shortly before the 2004 election, CBS 60 Minutes aired a report on letters supposedly written by Bush's former CO at the Texas Air National Guard which indicated that Bush had gotten into the guard by exploiting connections, and that he essentially just walked out on his service obligation. Within 30 minutes of the broadcast, internet bloggers discovered that simply typing the letter’s contents into Word for Windows using the default font created an output which was identical, pixel-for-pixel, with the putative 1973 memo (which featured open and close quotes, superscript letters, as well as proportional spacing). Mary Mapes maintains that she believes the documents are authentic, since no one has proven to her that they are fakes. Even if they are fake, she maintains that the story they tell is still true. The source of the documents is somewhat murky, but they appear to have originated from a fellow named Bill Burket, a mentally unstable Democrat Activist who served in the Texas Air National Guard with Bush and appears to have nursed a grudge against him for years.
Private Dancer pictures - / Very creative & immaginative. Nicely done. / i think its dancing pose of pump, good concept
Underwater Breakdance pictures - Let's Play And Dance. Full View Please. / This is nice work. The only thing I'd change is maybe adding a little more shadow on the smaller dolphin. I think the dancer would cast more of a shadow on that dolphin. Hope this helps. / I think his left hand should be into the sand. I've tried this manuever underwater, and distinctly remember my hand sinking about 1/2 to 1 inch into the sandy bottom. This was in Hawaii, so perhaps this is the Atlantic Ocean where there is a more dense sandy bottom. Perhaps Sponge Bob knows the real answer to this question. / Nah, he's weightless and that's firm coral sand. Nice work. / I find this very realistic and superb work. The guy does look underwater, and bubble splashes add more realism to it. Oh, and dolphins seem to be enjoing it as much as I do / This is so good....glad there's not a stingray close. / This one it´s a very fine composition. Congratulationsˇ
Riverdance pictures - / yeah. let the old cossack do his thing. nice idea. / Clever. My feet are tapping the Riverdance now 
Saddam belly dancer pictures - Little did you know that he now makes a living as a belly dancer in northern Turkey. / The shady lady needs a veil. 
Jack Daniels pictures - Cruel... but you came up with the idea... / This is awesome.. Yes, it is a harsh statement, but the visual is brilliant. / Wonderful, I like the B/W choice very 40's / bottles should be in the same sepia as the rest of the image. actually, i don't find this topic very funny. / I like that the bottles are not Sepia. It gives a modern twist. I suppose though that it could work either way. / Wicked, but funny. / The contrast with the bottles is what makes this work so well IMO / This looks like an ad that would be in the newspaper or on billboards. I love how it looks like something that realy could be printed. / This looks like an ad that would be in the newspaper or on billboards. I love how it looks like something that realy could be printed. / I like the highlighted bottles. I'll bet this guest was thinking, "With a twist of lemon". / / this one is dead on, very funny.. i like the black and white with a splash of color too.
Zidane Head Butt pictures - Now that's a Knockdown. / This is just bloody brilliant. Go Zidane.
Sudan Teddy Bear pictures - 
Dan Rather pictures - Dan Rather has a NEW face. Back in college for a higher education, Dan demonstrates how he applies his makeup. / ummm....Hasn't something like this already been done in this contest. / Not really. But there's 2 music ones too. / Great work. Very clear and colors are superb. / DanRathers' has alwas been the serious face , the man with the warm smile I could trust, I object to Dan Rathers the clown. Debski / DanRathers' has alwas been the serious face , the man with the warm smile I could trust, I object to Dan Rathers the clown. Debski
Pole Dance pictures - We traveled four thousand miles to a unknown plateau off the edge of the Great Barrier Reef to catch these rare shots of the elusive Pink Snapper / - Nice tail you've got there - Yeah, wanna see my flippers, too.
Dan Rather pictures - Mary Mapes has just released a book telling her side of the whole “Memogate” affair. I think it’s safe to say that her book bears an uncanny resemblance to another blockbuster work of fantasy-fiction released earlier this year. For those of you who don’t know the story…. Shortly before the 2004 election, CBS 60 Minutes aired a report on letters supposedly written by Bush's former CO at the Texas Air National Guard which indicated that Bush had gotten into the guard by exploiting connections, and that he essentially just walked out on his service obligation. Within 30 minutes of the broadcast, internet bloggers discovered that simply typing the letter’s contents into Word for Windows using the default font created an output which was identical, pixel-for-pixel, with the putative 1973 memo (which featured open and close quotes, superscript letters, as well as proportional spacing). Mary Mapes maintains that she believes the documents are authentic, since no one has proven to her that they are fakes. Even if they are fake, she maintains that the story they tell is still true. The source of the documents is somewhat murky, but they appear to have originated from a fellow named Bill Burket, a mentally unstable Democrat Activist who served in the Texas Air National Guard with Bush and appears to have nursed a grudge against him for years.