Guinness Certificate pictures - The world's largest Guinnes World Record Certificate, set up against an existing scaffolding for photographs. / MAN: "Are you crazy - where the heck are we gonna put this one." WOMAN: "Relax, we'll just build the biggest Guinness World Record Office for it..." / To say that I am cracking up with laughter is to say nothing...
Happy Valentine Gift Certificate pictures - I just received this lovely card from my wife. I've never shot a gun before, so this opportunity will be great. (we also just upped our life insurance for some reason) / love the shadowing on your base, very convincing. / Worth so much more than Face value.... :/
Gift Certificate pictures - Fill in the blanks, and hope she doesn't kill you. (I edited it.... but I'm pretty sure that "breast augmentation" covers the set....kind of like "boob job" does. I don't think anyone would only have one done.) / Only "one".. I personally would prefer to have both done so my wife/girlfriend or whoever would not be lopsided. / Male parts enlargement certificates would be good too.... / Great idea for the contest. A chopped image to go along with the gift certificate would do much better. (Gift card laying next to a broken wineglass, or with an image of some rediculously buxom model, etc...)