Stem Cells pictures -
[ UK scientists have applied for permission to create embryos by fusing human DNA with cow eggs. The resulting embryo will technically be a chimera - a mixing of two distinct species into one. The embryos will be used for stem cell research against Parkinson's Disease, strokes, and Alzheimer's Disease. ]
So, in other words British mix cows and human genes for the sake of treating Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and strokes. I can see other benefits of cow-human species too. How many of you guys would say no to dating a girl who is as healthy as a cow, always silent (apart from occassional sexy moos), and can make Pamela Anderson feel sorry with her udders? And you can tell your milkman to kiss your ass. As long as you have cookies, you're set for life.
In this contest you are asked to show what human-cow species will look like. Your creation can look more like a cow or more like a human. Feel free to use politicians or celebrities as your 'victims'.
P.S. Shortly after posting this contest I received the following anonymous email: "Ah, those Angliches, they are so clever ! And what a good idea, using our gènes to cure all those poor demented cows. Unfortunately, we in France are a little behind on our research, but a as the spokesman for our scientific team said recently, "Judging by the recent advances our scientists have made in this field, we are confident that our French cows will soon be able to lay eggs.
(an anonymous French researcher)"
Antique Cell Phones pictures - Photoshop antique cell phones, or give the modern mobile phones the antique look.
Animals Using Cell Phones pictures -
A while ago I've read that animals can enjoy life more than humans
because they never have to stop and answer the phone. Well it's no
longer true, according to Yahoo News:
[ A sea animal show at The Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium-amusement
park complex in Yokohama, southwest of Tokyo featured a female Walrus
'Pico' 11-year-old, who is trained to use her mock cell phone. See
the clickable photo. ]
FreakingNews' version of the above news:
A telemarketer calls the aquarium-amusement complex in Tokyo.
TELEMARKETER: Hello. Are you paying too much for long distance?
WALRUS: You've got the wrong phone number, and I'm a friggin' walrus.
TELEMARKETER: If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
In this contest you are asked to photoshop animals using cell phones.
All types of animals (except humans) are allowed - e.g. birds,
insects, aquatic life, mammals, etc.
Cell Phone Heads pictures - Show how cellular phones may affect brains by re-shaping heads of mobile phone users. Your entries have to include mobile phone one way or another.
Cell Phones pictures - Create images of innovative cell phones or any type of handheld electronic item that have never been seen before.
Cell Phones images - What will the cell phones look like that are going to be sold to these "poor nations"? What sort of advertising will be created to try to sell cellular phones to these poor people? Create images of ads, flyers, posters, or new "poor people's" cell phones that will be marketed to these third-world countries!
Cell Phones pictures - Photoshop new cell phones by incorporating new functions, devices and applications that you think should be in the cell phones.
Cell Phones images - Show other shocking or interesting images from cell phones of celebrities and politicians.
Cell Phone pictures - Does an old cell phone really have to be trashed? Your mission is to see if you can put them to use for something other than the trash bin. Use your imagination and photoshop new uses for these old cell phone.
Antique Cell Phones pictures - This is a themed contest. Do NOT edit the theme post. In this contest you are asked to show us how the cell phones would look like if they were invented long time ago and give them antique / ancient look. You can also look at the entries in this advanced contest for inspirations, then use your creativity and make any new image of a cell phone that would be found in the older days. You will have 3 days to submit your entry. Submitting it early will give you plenty of time to read the critique comments and edit your image accordingly. Typical Freaking News entry guidelines also apply. You can find them here.
Your images will be critiqued even if you ask for no critique in the apprentice contests.
Frog Cell Phone pictures - "Hi dear, don't hold dinner for me... I'll just catch something on the way home." Full view is much better. Original Pic / Great frog chop, and the author's comments take it to another level. / my fav and best score by far, well done / One of my favourites, clever idea, beautifully done. Agree with Newsy about authors comment, very funny... / Hi babe, give the tadpoles a kiss for me. / Super. / A small detail, but the shadows of the new arm and phone don't seem to jive with the other shadows.
Cell Phone pictures - Looks like another winner for Bill Gates. Based on the news introducing the new Apple iPhone. A great article on the iPhone is found here
Antique Cellular pictures - Antique mobile phone / the best part here is the this is a really PORTABLE antique cell phone. Well done.
Cell Phone pictures - Are mobile phones wiping out our bees. / Bees rarely use cellphones. Here's a more plausible explanation. / Effects are impressive indeed. Congratulations on the gold and silver trophies.
Duracell Statue of Liberty pictures - Can't top the coppertop. / New Duracell advert with this picture: And on the 7th day of NYC blackout God said: Let there be light. And there was light. / On the 9th Day, the governor said "We'll have a full investigation." / the statue of liberty looks great, and nice job with the bateries too, very nice entry nice job / Nice job. Great Idea, i wish i had thought of that / Duracell batteries, preferred by ladies for every imaginable use. / This is awesome. The HUGE duracell batteries look terrifically real. / Nice image, but you forgot to mask out a bit of the black background on the upper right corner of batteries. Very impressive job though. / no off-brands over here. cheap ENduracelle / "Agree to that" but you still get my high vote. Dont forget it again
Cell Phone pictures - / Excelent idea,I would never have thought of it. Fantastic / Professionals are coming aboard. Great entry.
Fliphead Cell Phone pictures - Cellular phones have transformed the way we are. / I recognize him from MySpace...he's such a phoney. / I heard that people start to look like their pets but I didn't know it worked with phones too. / Very nice job here. Your perspective and shadowing are really well done.
Cell Phone pictures - / looks good the buttons could use some texture / looks good. I like it. / I hope Naomi Campbell doesn't use this model. / .... / nokia, sony, motorola, siemen, What. I like this entry.
Jail Cell pictures - Oh GOODY. Jail will be FUN... I've got the perfect dress. Paris Hilton could do jail time / They shoulda thrown her in jail the FIRST time. Excellent chop to match the story. / The ball and chain should have a shadow as well so they wouldn't look like they were floating. Cute chop.
Cell Phone pictures - SWEET / I really need one of these at the moment. / That is RIDICULOUSLY FANTASTIC. Uberkudos.
Frog Cell Phone pictures - "Hi dear, don't hold dinner for me... I'll just catch something on the way home." Full view is much better. Original Pic / Great frog chop, and the author's comments take it to another level. / my fav and best score by far, well done / One of my favourites, clever idea, beautifully done. Agree with Newsy about authors comment, very funny... / Hi babe, give the tadpoles a kiss for me. / Super. / A small detail, but the shadows of the new arm and phone don't seem to jive with the other shadows.
Cell Phone pictures - Looks like another winner for Bill Gates. Based on the news introducing the new Apple iPhone. A great article on the iPhone is found here 
Antique Cellular pictures - Antique mobile phone / the best part here is the this is a really PORTABLE antique cell phone. Well done.
Cell Phone pictures - Are mobile phones wiping out our bees. / Bees rarely use cellphones. Here's a more plausible explanation. / Effects are impressive indeed. Congratulations on the gold and silver trophies.
Duracell Statue of Liberty pictures - Can't top the coppertop. / New Duracell advert with this picture: And on the 7th day of NYC blackout God said: Let there be light. And there was light. / On the 9th Day, the governor said "We'll have a full investigation." / the statue of liberty looks great, and nice job with the bateries too, very nice entry nice job / Nice job. Great Idea, i wish i had thought of that / Duracell batteries, preferred by ladies for every imaginable use. / This is awesome. The HUGE duracell batteries look terrifically real. / Nice image, but you forgot to mask out a bit of the black background on the upper right corner of batteries. Very impressive job though. / no off-brands over here. cheap ENduracelle / "Agree to that" but you still get my high vote. Dont forget it again 
Cell Phone pictures - / Excelent idea,I would never have thought of it. Fantastic / Professionals are coming aboard. Great entry.
Fliphead Cell Phone pictures - Cellular phones have transformed the way we are. / I recognize him from MySpace...he's such a phoney. / I heard that people start to look like their pets but I didn't know it worked with phones too. / Very nice job here. Your perspective and shadowing are really well done.
Cell Phone pictures - / looks good the buttons could use some texture / looks good. I like it. / I hope Naomi Campbell doesn't use this model. / .... / nokia, sony, motorola, siemen, What. I like this entry.
Jail Cell pictures - Oh GOODY. Jail will be FUN... I've got the perfect dress. Paris Hilton could do jail time / They shoulda thrown her in jail the FIRST time. Excellent chop to match the story. / The ball and chain should have a shadow as well so they wouldn't look like they were floating. Cute chop.
Cell Phone pictures - SWEET / I really need one of these at the moment. / That is RIDICULOUSLY FANTASTIC. Uberkudos.